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The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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Arnold's Christmas is legitimately one of the best Christmas episodes of all time. It always makes me sob and the sheer amount of humanity in it has always stuck with me after all these years
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Arnold's Christmas is legitimately one of the best Christmas episodes of all time. It always makes me sob and the sheer amount of humanity in it has always stuck with me after all these years
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This guy right here thinks we didn't notice that he sank them in the contest and then encouraged them to get together so he could secure a house band. Forget it, Eephus. It's Waterville.
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
This guy right here thinks we didn't notice that he sank them in the contest and then encouraged them to get together so he could secure a house band. Forget it, Eephus. It's Waterville.
Wife is sick, so no-go on heading to the inlaws for dinner tonight. Making some Chicken Tortilla soup and after the kids go to bed wrapping the rest of the presents while watching Tom Waits' 1978 ACL appearance.
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Wife is sick, so no-go on heading to the inlaws for dinner tonight. Making some Chicken Tortilla soup and after the kids go to bed wrapping the rest of the presents while watching Tom Waits' 1978 ACL appearance.
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The Ghost of Christmas Future Perfect: “You will have been visited by me.”
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Ghost of Christmas Future Perfect: “You will have been visited by me.”
Took a nap today and had a dream I was playing "Treasure Island Dizzy" on a ZX Spectrum.
a pixelated image of a man with the words we have to go back on the bottom
ALT: a pixelated image of a man with the words we have to go back on the bottom
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December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Took a nap today and had a dream I was playing "Treasure Island Dizzy" on a ZX Spectrum.
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Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
Loved this game.
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Loved this game.
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
Went for what was supposed to be a 2.5mile hike today. Lost the trail somewhere along the way and well it ended up being a lot longer. Gonna need an Epsom salt bath for these barking dogs.
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Went for what was supposed to be a 2.5mile hike today. Lost the trail somewhere along the way and well it ended up being a lot longer. Gonna need an Epsom salt bath for these barking dogs.
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Happy 91st birthday to the #SilverFox #DavidPearson. He's 2nd on the all-time #NASCAR wins list & one of the 4 drivers to win the #GrandSlam in the same year. If he would've ran full time in the 70's, David would easily prevent Richard winning 200 races & both would be close on the win column.
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Happy 91st birthday to the #SilverFox #DavidPearson. He's 2nd on the all-time #NASCAR wins list & one of the 4 drivers to win the #GrandSlam in the same year. If he would've ran full time in the 70's, David would easily prevent Richard winning 200 races & both would be close on the win column.
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
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When you ask your kids who painted the cat
December 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When you ask your kids who painted the cat
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Come on, we all know the Southern Hemisphere is a myth, Australia is in the San Fernando Valley, New Zealand is Peter Jackson' yacht with VFX artists chained below decks, Africa and South America are how Big Cartography sell maps to gullible chumps, and Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota
The southern hemisphere would like a word.
December 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Come on, we all know the Southern Hemisphere is a myth, Australia is in the San Fernando Valley, New Zealand is Peter Jackson' yacht with VFX artists chained below decks, Africa and South America are how Big Cartography sell maps to gullible chumps, and Antarctica is just a Beer Cave in Minnesota
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“You boy, what day is this?
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“You boy, what day is this?
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Watching a kid in a restaurant being sent to the entryway with a handful of quarters to get momma some Camel Lights, which she could then light up in the restaurant. 🚬
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Watching a kid in a restaurant being sent to the entryway with a handful of quarters to get momma some Camel Lights, which she could then light up in the restaurant. 🚬
Watching my boys play pickup football at the park right now. Youngest (8) got that dog in him. Oldest (13) looking slow.
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Watching my boys play pickup football at the park right now. Youngest (8) got that dog in him. Oldest (13) looking slow.
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texas a&m fans right now: "dang it! we lost a playoff game! this one's a heartbreaker, no two ways about it. i guess that's a wrap on this season, but the upcoming offseason at least represents an opportunity to reflect on what we did well this year – and what we need to do better next season."
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
texas a&m fans right now: "dang it! we lost a playoff game! this one's a heartbreaker, no two ways about it. i guess that's a wrap on this season, but the upcoming offseason at least represents an opportunity to reflect on what we did well this year – and what we need to do better next season."
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