Turtle
@turtlefun.bsky.social
Positive vibes and good energy. 😎⚡️
College Student
College Student
Life about to be great again 👏🏾
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Life about to be great again 👏🏾
Wednesday
9. What is a word you always forget how to spell?
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wednesday
I’m learning that now
Stop showing up for people that don’t show up for you!
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m learning that now
Be having me daydreaming all day 😴
Fucking somebody real good then going to work right after might be a sin.
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Be having me daydreaming all day 😴
I was talking to someone about this yesterday.
Stuff like that is why I say we have to go back to punching people in the face, because Act Right is no longer being taught in the homes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I was talking to someone about this yesterday.
It’s funny how far music has fallen off
Here were the top songs 30 years ago today on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1995:
1. "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
2. "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio ft. L.V.
3. "Runaway" - Janet Jackson
4. "Kiss From A Rose" - Seal
5. "Tell Me" - Groove Theory
musicchartsarchive.com/singles-chart/…
1. "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
2. "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio ft. L.V.
3. "Runaway" - Janet Jackson
4. "Kiss From A Rose" - Seal
5. "Tell Me" - Groove Theory
musicchartsarchive.com/singles-chart/…
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It’s funny how far music has fallen off
Body tea ☕️
Happy #WorldBalletDay !
A blast from the past …
‘Three Dances for Troi Gnossienes’
Choreography: Christopher Bannerman, for London Contemporary Dance Theatre (1988)
Music: Erik Satie
Dancer: Kenneth Olumuyiwa Tharp
Photo: Bill Cooper.
#WorldBalletDay2025
A blast from the past …
‘Three Dances for Troi Gnossienes’
Choreography: Christopher Bannerman, for London Contemporary Dance Theatre (1988)
Music: Erik Satie
Dancer: Kenneth Olumuyiwa Tharp
Photo: Bill Cooper.
#WorldBalletDay2025
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Body tea ☕️
This is how I was, watching my neighbor throw his girlfriend's clothes off the balcony. 😂
one of my neighbors has been walking up and down the street barefooted cussing out her family on the phone for 25 minutes. I’m in the window being nosey like this:
September 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is how I was, watching my neighbor throw his girlfriend's clothes off the balcony. 😂
Not too much on my girl now
Cardi collecting more baby daddies than Grammys but…at least she got one (and jus playing I know she’s a MARRIED Woman) wait…so how does this work when you already pregnant by dude 2 and you still married? Chiii
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Not too much on my girl now
Boy bye 👋🏿
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
September 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Boy bye 👋🏿
Oh my
now lets put some weed
on a fucking cigarette
on a fucking cigarette
June 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh my
In the country, we eat it. Love a good deer sausage off the grill. 🦌🔥
Why isn’t eating deer more common in America? Is it tasty?
June 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
In the country, we eat it. Love a good deer sausage off the grill. 🦌🔥
The most loved, the most hated, the highest anticipated. 🔥
Meg on Sunday Service >>>
June 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The most loved, the most hated, the highest anticipated. 🔥
Hell both 🤦🏿♂️
Idk who’s worse the women that think every man they with is DL or the “can’t trust no bitch” men
June 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hell both 🤦🏿♂️
Reposted by Turtle
Idk who’s worse the women that think every man they with is DL or the “can’t trust no bitch” men
June 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Idk who’s worse the women that think every man they with is DL or the “can’t trust no bitch” men
You better ask about me 😂
Doing manual labor while intoxicated ain’t the smartest move. But me? I’m different
June 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You better ask about me 😂
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I be tryna tell my ppl social media is not the only way to be famous.. educate yourself and start speaking on certain topics and bam.. you have fans/followers.
December 2, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I be tryna tell my ppl social media is not the only way to be famous.. educate yourself and start speaking on certain topics and bam.. you have fans/followers.
I had to do that the other day—I had to block everyone. No negativity is allowed.
Family group chats are cool until that one family member (we all have 1) starts bugging tf out for no reason
December 2, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I had to do that the other day—I had to block everyone. No negativity is allowed.
I started cooking at home
Restaurants have started charging mandatory gratuity AND still asking for tips. Count me out on that.
i naively thought that most people were on board with the 20% standard tip
December 2, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I started cooking at home
Reposted by Turtle
Restaurants have started charging mandatory gratuity AND still asking for tips. Count me out on that.
i naively thought that most people were on board with the 20% standard tip
A majority of Americans say they would tip 15% or less for an average restaurant dining experience, including 2% who wouldn’t leave a tip at all.
Adults in lower-income households & those ages 65+ are more likely than their counterparts to say they would tip 15% or less in a situation like this.
Adults in lower-income households & those ages 65+ are more likely than their counterparts to say they would tip 15% or less in a situation like this.
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Restaurants have started charging mandatory gratuity AND still asking for tips. Count me out on that.
Yams 🍠
*looks around* …..yall say Cannied??????!??
November 27, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Yams 🍠
Grownish
Power
Power
Scandal
CSI Miami
The Vampire Diaries
CSI Miami
The Vampire Diaries
what is yall favorite show to rewatch? mine is insecure or gossip girl
November 27, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Grownish
Power
Power