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You can’t spell abacus without “anus”
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Just a lazy river dad. He/they
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Bobby Nunez was arrested and prosecuted for "brazenly towing an ICE vehicle" according to the U.S. Attorney. He towed the vehicle during the arrest of a TikTok influencer in downtown Los Angeles on August 15th.

After a 4-day trial, he was acquitted! His lawyers were two Deputy Public Defenders. ✊🏼
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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you guys ever think about how twenty years ago our dumbest president declared real life shooting war on the abstract concept of fear and that’s just how the country has conducted itself ever since
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.

like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.

I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
These are the least serious people in the world
June 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Honestly I think if this place was actually irrelevant we wouldn’t have to deal with the same freaking editorial every week for an entire year and a half
More friendly advice from your mortal enemies.
June 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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It's that time of year
May 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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They are just disappearing people off the street. Having a hard time thinking about literally anything else.
Not sure if this has been shared here yet, but this is video of Rumeysa Ozturk's arrest posted by WCVB. It's terrifying.
March 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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The ruling class is TERRIFIED of the working class uniting.
March 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS motion to HALT deportation under rarely invoked Alien Enemies Act of 1798. “A TRO is appropriate for the class members to prevent the removal of the class.”

WOW. Planes in air must turn around.

A huge win @democracyforward.org and @aclu.org.
March 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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you are loved, we will win
January 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I think my general take on today is that I follow and talk about way too much news so I’m pretty informed about what’s happening and will happen so I’m happy just saying “well this fucking sucks” and not driving myself crazy watching the pageantry of it all
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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No Angel
January 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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we're talking about jury nullification in one of my classes this week and when you start typing it into a search bar now about five down is "jury nullification luigi"
January 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Best things I found this weekend:
January 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Take A Drink of Olive At Night...
This Is What Happens
January 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Cord Jefferson, quitting Instagram, sums many things up:

“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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that is not what rawdogging is
The American Dialect Society Word of the Year: RAWDOG

To rawdog: taking on life without the usual protection, preparation, or comfort. Whether it’s diving into a challenge unprepared or skipping the safety net, rawdogging is about embracing risk, stone-cold sobriety, and rolling with it. #LSA2025
January 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM