Mykel Treowyrta
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Mykel Treowyrta
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What happens tho when you leave the bases loaded 15 times in the World Series?
2025 Fielding Runs (Statcast):

+45 TOR
+39 CHC
+30 MIL
+28 CLE
+21 BOS
+21 STL
+20 TEX
+18 HOU
+18 KC
+15 SF
+11 ARI
+8 NYY
+7 PIT
+5 ATL
+2 DET
+1 MIA
0 LAD SD
-5 NYM
-8 CIN
-14 PHI
-17 ATH
-18 COL
-22 MIN
-23 BAL
-30 SEA
-40 TB CWS
-50 WSH
-53 LAA
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I named my fists Gimli and Legolas because they’re counting their kills
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The late Glenn Burke, who hit .340 for the Spokane Indians in 1972, was born on this day in 1952. A talented outfielder for the Dodgers and A's, Burke was the first openly gay player in MLB and is also credited with inventing the high five. He tragically died from AIDS-related complications in 1995.
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
YES YES YES WHAT A DAY WHAT A LOVELY DAY
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When this becomes a thing, know it was said here first.
The Dreaded Dean of Chavez Ravine!
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Incredible headline in the LA Times this morning
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Me: <listening to post game>
Eric: <not asking doc a question that hinges on a pun>
Me: THIS is the error I’ll remember from this day!
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The left’s version of grown conservative men afraid of American cities is talking to people they disagree with.
September 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The dog says of summer get a bad rap. One of the underrated times of the year in my opinion
August 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We all know how to do what needs to be done. The last thing we is a warning, particularly one from Madeline Albright.
Recommended book of the day
2019. Fascism: A Warning by Madeleine K. Albright
A very necessary book.

Find a great review here ddd.uab.cat/record/307453
For more on contemporary literature see ddd.uab.cat/record/305685
#BookSky 📚💙 #booksky #libros #llibres
@blueskryb.cloud
June 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I mean, just hire Americans, right? Right?
June 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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June 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In my day, you received a Thomas guide on your 16th birthday, and it had both LA and Orange County or you were not a worldly adventurer. I think they made one for the Inland Empire, but by the time that was important, you made sure you had printer ink for map quest
gather round, children, for the time has come to instruct you in the lost method of wayfinding known as "pulling into a gas station and asking the clerk for directions"
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
June 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Mamiko and Shopapi
April 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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We are a pro-Michelle Wolf household. This joke made me nervous, to start, but our gurl didn’t let us down 😂🤣✊🏽
April 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just posting some projects I design and build in the PNW. This is a kitchen with a combination of Fir and painted cabinets, inset doors with traditional overlay drawers, scribed crown and trim, and solid brass hardware. It really worked out well and I’m excited to share this project. More to come…
March 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hanta wasn’t on my bingo card.
March 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My clown posse? Insane
March 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My leopard? Def
March 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My boa? Two ton
My Gristle? Throbbing.

(Probably should be content labelled 🏷️)
February 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My leopard? Def
My surfers? Butthole
My plan? Dismemberment
February 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My tendencies? Suicidal
My milkmen? Dead.
My street preachers? Manic.
February 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My poneys? Stone
my mouse? modest
my monkeys? arctic
February 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM