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DonP @donfoolery.com · May 28
If I had a band, Sophie here would be my next album cover.
At least get Eric Bogosian up on a video feed to start taunting ICE brass...
It fucking sucks that our community is under siege and it’s nowhere near as entertaining as Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995).
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Because they're dressed in balaclavas, covered in MOLLE straps, and repeatedly practicing their gun draw like Travis Bickle in TAXI DRIVER.
How do ICE agents not look in tue mirror and just think "Wow, I'm a jackass and nobody respects me."
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
RT this with your home river
clevelandhistorical.org/items/show/63
January 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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oh wow, that is a steal. that would be stealing. please steal these at $3.
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January 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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What is currently going on in Minneapolis is far past the 'what if he declares martial law' hypothetical for the practical impact it is having on people's lives. (And deaths.) They are going door-to-door, sometimes kicking those doors down, demanding papers on the street and shooting folks.
So we’re all clear that Trump is escalating ICE raids so he can trigger retaliatory violence and then declare martial law to interfere with midterm elections, right?
January 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"Every day is a winding road..." 😐
if you put this in a script even erin brockovitch would be like “too on the nose, dial it back”
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Make a Bond movie casual.

A Good Heap of Solace
Make a Bond movie casual.

Dr. No … Well, Maybe.
Make a Bond movie casual.

The World Is Actually Way Too Much; I Couldn't Possibly; No No No No, I'm Grand, Seriously, Thank You.
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Reminds me of that scene in GOODFELLAS when Tommy ups and shoots Spider...

Tommy: "How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fucking balls?"

Jimmy: "I'm fucking kidding with you! You fucking shoot the guy???"
WELKER: Do you bear any responsibility to bring down the temperature?

FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
🎵 He thought that they were angels, but to his surprise
He climbed aboard their starship, he headed for the skies... 🎶
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Hey, a quick hint for anyone trying to follow the news in Minneapolis from out of state: if you add ?utm_source=gift to any Star Tribune URL, it'll let you read it.

Also, some reliable local outlets that are both better and free:

www.mprnews.org
www.minnpost.com
sahanjournal.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Newsflash buddy, you're gonna get at LEAST as many incidents training these idiots to be jackbooted thugs for 94 days.
Chris Murphy: "The amount of training that's given to an ICE officer has been cut in half by this administration. The number of days of training they get are 47. You know why they get 47 days? As an homage to the vanity of POTUS. No wonder the number of violent incidents are going through the roof."
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Slightly diminish a band

Huey Lewis and the Substack
Slightly diminish a band

Above Average Country
Slightly diminish a band,

The Mighty Bosstones
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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lmao Mad Magazine has still got it
January 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.

If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Done. Took three minutes. If you use Discord, tell them what you think.
EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY

MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE

DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
January 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I look forward to laughing 30 years from now when they remake HOGAN'S HEROES, except with ICE agents.
We may be living through unprecedented times, but the Assasins Creed game that we will all get out of this a few decades from now will be hot fire.
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I can't join ICE because I'm Filipino and don't have THAT much self-loathing.
I can't join ICE because I know how to drive in winter weather.
I can't join ICE because I'm an obstinate, headstrong girl.
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
NGL I'd watch this if it were narrated by Keith David.
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I'm on it!
It has never been more important in most of our lifetimes than now to make art that deeply offends and concerns fascists.
January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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J D Vance looks like what you’d get if you asked Richard Scarry to draw the worst person ever to take up politics.
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Mark my words, a slogan that was actually considered before it was rejected was, "Suck the milk off these protein-filled balls!"
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Boy, the "I wish i was old enough to fight in World War II" demographic has really been revealing which side they wished they could have foughg for.
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I have electronically rendered unto Caesar. Though now'days, it feels more like unto Caligula, but...
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I've never met a "meat lover's" pizza that I didn't like.
Okay! Tell me your favourite pizza toppings. Cheese, sauce, veggies, herbs, etc. Just your absolutely favourite combinations.

*do not shit on other peoples' toppings or I'll block you.*
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM