Grand Moff Thomas
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The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
July 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before?
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators.
My how times change ...
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youtu.be/x--N03NO130?... Only Monsters Play God…
Frankenstein | Guillermo del Toro | Official Teaser | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
June 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
youtu.be/x--N03NO130?... Only Monsters Play God…
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
Holy shit
April 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Holy shit
Kinda feel like I'm just smooth-braining my way through life right now.
April 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Kinda feel like I'm just smooth-braining my way through life right now.
The pope dying immediately after meeting JD Vance is the funniest possible way to go out. I hope I get to do something as epic when it's my time.
April 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The pope dying immediately after meeting JD Vance is the funniest possible way to go out. I hope I get to do something as epic when it's my time.
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I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel
Why even have a brain, any ideas, any ability to express them, any kind of communication with other people, any desire to solve problems or invent anything, any reason to learn, any use for your eyes or your heart, or any reason to teach or create
April 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel
Ugh. Trying this whole "putting myself out there" thing and I hate it so much. Sometimes I just wanna watch TV with my dog, ya know?
April 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ugh. Trying this whole "putting myself out there" thing and I hate it so much. Sometimes I just wanna watch TV with my dog, ya know?
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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
Just threw up the burger I had for dinner for no reason. My gastrointestinal system is trying its best.
April 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Just threw up the burger I had for dinner for no reason. My gastrointestinal system is trying its best.
Your trader joe's cashier is not flirting with you. They're just being friendly.
Unless you're coming through my line, in which case, yes, I am very much flirting with you.
Unless you're coming through my line, in which case, yes, I am very much flirting with you.
April 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Your trader joe's cashier is not flirting with you. They're just being friendly.
Unless you're coming through my line, in which case, yes, I am very much flirting with you.
Unless you're coming through my line, in which case, yes, I am very much flirting with you.
Instagram keeps suggesting I follow my ex, no matter how many times I try clicking "hide suggestion"
This is truly one of the worst things Zuckerberg has done
This is truly one of the worst things Zuckerberg has done
April 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Instagram keeps suggesting I follow my ex, no matter how many times I try clicking "hide suggestion"
This is truly one of the worst things Zuckerberg has done
This is truly one of the worst things Zuckerberg has done
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Fool me once, go fuck yourself
April 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Fool me once, go fuck yourself
This week has been brutal for my mental health, so naturally I'm coping by spending lots of money.
March 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This week has been brutal for my mental health, so naturally I'm coping by spending lots of money.
I'm sorry to announce that I am, once again, back on my bullshit
March 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I'm sorry to announce that I am, once again, back on my bullshit
My cup: ☕️
My back pain: 🚨
My haircut: 🔥
My mental health: 🚽
Let's get this bread.
My back pain: 🚨
My haircut: 🔥
My mental health: 🚽
Let's get this bread.
March 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My cup: ☕️
My back pain: 🚨
My haircut: 🔥
My mental health: 🚽
Let's get this bread.
My back pain: 🚨
My haircut: 🔥
My mental health: 🚽
Let's get this bread.
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This is an example of how nostalgia for the old days is simply nostalgia for when you were younger.
The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.
The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.
March 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is an example of how nostalgia for the old days is simply nostalgia for when you were younger.
The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.
The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.
After today, I have ONE more Sunday where I'll be working a double and oh my god I can NOT wait.
March 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
After today, I have ONE more Sunday where I'll be working a double and oh my god I can NOT wait.
TNT just definitely showed an Iowa State fan eating a booger on national tv
March 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
TNT just definitely showed an Iowa State fan eating a booger on national tv
Someone please remind me not to get back on dating apps
March 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Someone please remind me not to get back on dating apps
Low key hate that part of learning to set boundaries is the guilt that is inevitably associated with doing so.
March 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Low key hate that part of learning to set boundaries is the guilt that is inevitably associated with doing so.
I have started telling my students that I handed in my notice of resignation last week and haha oh fuck this part sucks
March 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I have started telling my students that I handed in my notice of resignation last week and haha oh fuck this part sucks
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everything is terrible except Pedro Pascal dancing
Pedro Pascal dancing in #Someday a short film directed by Spike Jonze for Apple. 🎥
March 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
everything is terrible except Pedro Pascal dancing
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Gary Oldman crying at farts being dubbed into some of his his movie roles. Farts are always funny…
March 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gary Oldman crying at farts being dubbed into some of his his movie roles. Farts are always funny…
The Mask of Fear may be a Star Wars book, but good lord it feels real
March 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The Mask of Fear may be a Star Wars book, but good lord it feels real