Tyrone M.
@tyronem.bsky.social
Web Dev, Tech geek, #a11y, Husband/Dad, Runner, sports, #rheum
If you're here to argue with me, go elsewhere. (he/him).
IG: tssparky
If you're here to argue with me, go elsewhere. (he/him).
IG: tssparky
I don't remember such an unhappy fan base of a winning team as those who root for the Eagles.
The way folks are unhappy, you would think the team is 3-8, not 8-3.
The way folks are unhappy, you would think the team is 3-8, not 8-3.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don't remember such an unhappy fan base of a winning team as those who root for the Eagles.
The way folks are unhappy, you would think the team is 3-8, not 8-3.
The way folks are unhappy, you would think the team is 3-8, not 8-3.
Wait - Elf on the shelf is only 20 years old?
The first time I saw that thing I said it is the dumbest shit I ever saw, and it still is.
The first time I saw that thing I said it is the dumbest shit I ever saw, and it still is.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Wait - Elf on the shelf is only 20 years old?
The first time I saw that thing I said it is the dumbest shit I ever saw, and it still is.
The first time I saw that thing I said it is the dumbest shit I ever saw, and it still is.
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“What is remigration, which the Department of Homeland Security is calling for?”
It’s this:
It’s this:
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“What is remigration, which the Department of Homeland Security is calling for?”
It’s this:
It’s this:
My wife said I walked the dog and have been hiding since then.
Ma'am, I've been quiet and knocking stuff off my to-do list. I'm super chill.
I'm low-key waiting for them to go see Wicked so I can get some stuff done around the house without playing twenty questions.
Ma'am, I've been quiet and knocking stuff off my to-do list. I'm super chill.
I'm low-key waiting for them to go see Wicked so I can get some stuff done around the house without playing twenty questions.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My wife said I walked the dog and have been hiding since then.
Ma'am, I've been quiet and knocking stuff off my to-do list. I'm super chill.
I'm low-key waiting for them to go see Wicked so I can get some stuff done around the house without playing twenty questions.
Ma'am, I've been quiet and knocking stuff off my to-do list. I'm super chill.
I'm low-key waiting for them to go see Wicked so I can get some stuff done around the house without playing twenty questions.
I love this for her. That's a helluva Thanksgiving spread.
Megan Thee Stallion made Thanksgiving dinner for her man Klay Thompson and his family 🦃🍗🧀🫘🍰
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I love this for her. That's a helluva Thanksgiving spread.
It's really easy to be okay with being wrong and making a correction, I promise.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's really easy to be okay with being wrong and making a correction, I promise.
I keep forgetting that an unsubscribe isn't immediate. I used to work on those dumb campaigns and they would only pull the email addresses once every week or two weeks.
In-between those periods, you would get spammed.
In-between those periods, you would get spammed.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I keep forgetting that an unsubscribe isn't immediate. I used to work on those dumb campaigns and they would only pull the email addresses once every week or two weeks.
In-between those periods, you would get spammed.
In-between those periods, you would get spammed.
That unsubscribe button is getting a helluva workout today
It’s so nice to be in touch with every store I’ve ever been to
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
That unsubscribe button is getting a helluva workout today
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Ye olde screenshottes.
Part 23 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
1845 daguerreotype of a daguerreotypist displaying daguerreotypes and daguerreotype accessories in an airtight daguerreotype frame
1845 daguerreotype of a daguerreotypist displaying daguerreotypes and daguerreotype accessories in an airtight daguerreotype frame
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ye olde screenshottes.
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I hope he only gets served fried chicken and collard greens in whatever hell made for himself.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I hope he only gets served fried chicken and collard greens in whatever hell made for himself.
I know the UFC is wildly popular, but I feel like I am one of a small handful of people who see no appeal in it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I know the UFC is wildly popular, but I feel like I am one of a small handful of people who see no appeal in it.
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The Yarvinite fanbois nicknamed their movement as "Endarkenment" for a reason.
They see themselves as sole authorities and princes of "network states" with an eternal peasant class that is uneducated, miseducated and easy to lead by the nose.
They are training ppl to not think.
They see themselves as sole authorities and princes of "network states" with an eternal peasant class that is uneducated, miseducated and easy to lead by the nose.
They are training ppl to not think.
This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
To bear out this rosy projection, HSBC assumes that OpenAI will become "as ubiquitous [...] as Microsoft 365" (345mm users worldwide) while bringing in 10x the number of users (3bn).
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Yarvinite fanbois nicknamed their movement as "Endarkenment" for a reason.
They see themselves as sole authorities and princes of "network states" with an eternal peasant class that is uneducated, miseducated and easy to lead by the nose.
They are training ppl to not think.
They see themselves as sole authorities and princes of "network states" with an eternal peasant class that is uneducated, miseducated and easy to lead by the nose.
They are training ppl to not think.
Kid: "where is the oxtail?"
Me: "I bought ribs. When I asked you if you wanted oxtail or beef ribs, you said either is fine."
Kid: "that meant I wanted both, you should have known that."
Me: "that's not what that means"
Heaven help me. This child thinks we are made of infinite monies.
Me: "I bought ribs. When I asked you if you wanted oxtail or beef ribs, you said either is fine."
Kid: "that meant I wanted both, you should have known that."
Me: "that's not what that means"
Heaven help me. This child thinks we are made of infinite monies.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Kid: "where is the oxtail?"
Me: "I bought ribs. When I asked you if you wanted oxtail or beef ribs, you said either is fine."
Kid: "that meant I wanted both, you should have known that."
Me: "that's not what that means"
Heaven help me. This child thinks we are made of infinite monies.
Me: "I bought ribs. When I asked you if you wanted oxtail or beef ribs, you said either is fine."
Kid: "that meant I wanted both, you should have known that."
Me: "that's not what that means"
Heaven help me. This child thinks we are made of infinite monies.
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I promise we all know the real story of Thanksgiving.
This is a paid day for big backtivities. That’s it. Please rest.
This is a paid day for big backtivities. That’s it. Please rest.
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I promise we all know the real story of Thanksgiving.
This is a paid day for big backtivities. That’s it. Please rest.
This is a paid day for big backtivities. That’s it. Please rest.
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If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
I took the initiative to purge expired seasonings before the kid does.
I've had to do that at my Mom's house and it wasn't fun.
I've had to do that at my Mom's house and it wasn't fun.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I took the initiative to purge expired seasonings before the kid does.
I've had to do that at my Mom's house and it wasn't fun.
I've had to do that at my Mom's house and it wasn't fun.
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Lord, I see what you've done for others......
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others......
I get the impression that ESPN thinks it makes its talent, unfortunately.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I get the impression that ESPN thinks it makes its talent, unfortunately.
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This tracks.
- He stopped the policy of encouraging flu immunization in Louisiana
- Delayed reporting on a pertussis outbreak that killed two children in Louisiana.
-Promoted false information on covid vaccine harms.
He is now number 2 at CDC.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
- Delayed reporting on a pertussis outbreak that killed two children in Louisiana.
-Promoted false information on covid vaccine harms.
He is now number 2 at CDC.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Controversial Louisiana surgeon general tapped for CDC leadership role
Louisiana Surgeon General Ralph Abraham has spoken against Covid shots and ended mass vaccination campaigns. Now he's in a position to make national health decisions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This tracks.
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It’s me. I am people. I do some stuff the night before, but I’d rather get it all fresh.
I did not know people cooked the day of Thanksgiving until Twitter. I don’t mean one or two things. I mean they started cooking everythinggggg the day of including the turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s me. I am people. I do some stuff the night before, but I’d rather get it all fresh.
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I am mad and ugly crying for those poor babies. It’s a terrible way for an infant to suffer. It is 100% preventable. I want to harm the people who caused this.
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough.
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
kentuckylantern.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I am mad and ugly crying for those poor babies. It’s a terrible way for an infant to suffer. It is 100% preventable. I want to harm the people who caused this.
C.D.C. Quietly Appoints Doctor Critical of Vaccines as Second in Command
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/h...
C.D.C. Quietly Appoints Doctor Critical of Vaccines as Second in Command
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
C.D.C. Quietly Appoints Doctor Critical of Vaccines as Second in Command
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/h...
This child is complaining that when she orders food, the bot that delivers it sometimes is late or gets shut down due to inclement weather.
a person is holding a small pink violin in their hand
Alt: a person is holding a small pink violin in their hand
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This child is complaining that when she orders food, the bot that delivers it sometimes is late or gets shut down due to inclement weather.
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You could "honor our country" by lifting your unqualified rando-ass out of that seat and stepping the fuck down, Sparky.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You could "honor our country" by lifting your unqualified rando-ass out of that seat and stepping the fuck down, Sparky.