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Callin' yourself educated for writin' a thesis is like gettin' held up by the bank teller!
Short TTRPGs: https://professorcoldheart.itch.io/
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· Nov 22
Fly From Montgomery: A LANCER Scenario by ProfessorColdheart
Mercenary scavengers undertaking a desperate heist in a world on the brink. For LL0 Lancer PCs.
professorcoldheart.itch.io
To introduce my #ttrpg work to new followers (hi!), to document my actual work, and to fend off impostor syndrome, here's a list of everything I've published or worked on this year:
First, FLY FROM MONTGOMERY, a 3rd-party scenario for LANCER. A desperate heist on a war-torn planet!
First, FLY FROM MONTGOMERY, a 3rd-party scenario for LANCER. A desperate heist on a war-torn planet!
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“Unc” is a contemporary slang[1] term, an abbreviation of “Unchristian”, used originally to describe the evil clone[2] of Christian Slater[3] created in a freak laboratory accident on the set of True Romance[4]
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Unc” is a contemporary slang[1] term, an abbreviation of “Unchristian”, used originally to describe the evil clone[2] of Christian Slater[3] created in a freak laboratory accident on the set of True Romance[4]
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YouTube loves two weirdly serious looking white dudes saying it’s the end of something, doesn’t matter what it is
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
YouTube loves two weirdly serious looking white dudes saying it’s the end of something, doesn’t matter what it is
Oh wow, they were calling their shot *early*.
Back when games came on 5.25” disks. Microsoft Flight Simulator 3.0 from 1988…
#Microsoft #Aesthetic #Vaporwave #Art #Design #RetroComputers #MSdos ☀️🌴
#Microsoft #Aesthetic #Vaporwave #Art #Design #RetroComputers #MSdos ☀️🌴
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oh wow, they were calling their shot *early*.
It always disappointed me that most food you can cook in SKYRIM is not as useful as the equivalent potion.
I'm the kind of Stalker Anomaly players that actually sit down besides a campfire, cook a fresh Chimera I just killed with some vodka, and just enjoying and immersing myself with the seconds I spent cooking and eating the stew.
It's nice to actually eat food you cook!
It's nice to actually eat food you cook!
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It always disappointed me that most food you can cook in SKYRIM is not as useful as the equivalent potion.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
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The thing about San Francisco is that most successful progressive supervisors are all “worked for a union, connected to community, deeply knowledgeable about how government works, extremely burned out” and the conservatives are all “I woke up here one day and was given $20M to be a puppet in office”
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The thing about San Francisco is that most successful progressive supervisors are all “worked for a union, connected to community, deeply knowledgeable about how government works, extremely burned out” and the conservatives are all “I woke up here one day and was given $20M to be a puppet in office”
Probably for the best. Can you imagine their gorgeous, urbane, statuesque children plowing through the Kennedy White House like wolves through a chicken coop? Soviets would've beat us to the moon.
Hey so apparently Vincent Price really wanted to marry Anna May Wong but couldn’t because of miscegenation laws
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Probably for the best. Can you imagine their gorgeous, urbane, statuesque children plowing through the Kennedy White House like wolves through a chicken coop? Soviets would've beat us to the moon.
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Worth noting, too, that Debs’ sedition conviction was a bipartisan enterprise of Democrat and Republican cooperation. Historical unity, ruling classes, etc. etc. etc.
"The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class has had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose—especially their lives."
- Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)
- Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Worth noting, too, that Debs’ sedition conviction was a bipartisan enterprise of Democrat and Republican cooperation. Historical unity, ruling classes, etc. etc. etc.
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just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot
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If these people just wanted to hang out with celebs at parties, pick up scandalous gossip, and hold on to stories for an insane lead time, they should have just gone into entertainment journalism ffs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If these people just wanted to hang out with celebs at parties, pick up scandalous gossip, and hold on to stories for an insane lead time, they should have just gone into entertainment journalism ffs.
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They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
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you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
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We can DEFINITELY work around family time, you know we take that seriously here. Let’s everyone hop on for an 8pm call and figure out where we are after dinner. (I won’t be able to attend but [biggest moron on earth] will backfill me)
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We can DEFINITELY work around family time, you know we take that seriously here. Let’s everyone hop on for an 8pm call and figure out where we are after dinner. (I won’t be able to attend but [biggest moron on earth] will backfill me)
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[standing over two bloody gloves, clutching smoking handgun with locked slide, breathless]
i couldn’t remember if the hamburger helper is supposed to have a mustache or not,
i couldn’t remember if the hamburger helper is supposed to have a mustache or not,
I'm the hamburger helper evil twin, the hamburger hurter
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[standing over two bloody gloves, clutching smoking handgun with locked slide, breathless]
i couldn’t remember if the hamburger helper is supposed to have a mustache or not,
i couldn’t remember if the hamburger helper is supposed to have a mustache or not,
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"The rise of easy to use, free AI generative tools have supercharged this effort, and social media monetization programs have incentivized this effort and are almost entirely to blame." www.404media.co/americas-pol...
America’s Polarization Has Become the World's Side Hustle
The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"The rise of easy to use, free AI generative tools have supercharged this effort, and social media monetization programs have incentivized this effort and are almost entirely to blame." www.404media.co/americas-pol...
I'd examine this listing more closely but I ... don't wanna fall in love.
*crickets*
*crickets*
1972 Citroën DS21 - Bleu Danube, Previously Owned by Jane Child, Reviewed by Doug DeMuro
This 1972 Citroën DS21 is for sale on Cars & Bids! Auction ends December 2 2025.
carsandbids.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'd examine this listing more closely but I ... don't wanna fall in love.
*crickets*
*crickets*
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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If you're mad that it's difficult to have an objective and nuanced conversation about the pros and cons of AI your beef is with the developers and promoters of this tech who deliberately made that impossible because they benefited from the irrational hype!
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you're mad that it's difficult to have an objective and nuanced conversation about the pros and cons of AI your beef is with the developers and promoters of this tech who deliberately made that impossible because they benefited from the irrational hype!
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an oil war? in 2025? this is beginning to feel more like the real motivator here is not energy geopolitics is nostalgia for an earlier times when the American gerontocracy felt more virile and potent.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
an oil war? in 2025? this is beginning to feel more like the real motivator here is not energy geopolitics is nostalgia for an earlier times when the American gerontocracy felt more virile and potent.
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thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
I was voted Wittiest* for senior superlatives.
* not Funniest, I noted.
* not Funniest, I noted.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was voted Wittiest* for senior superlatives.
* not Funniest, I noted.
* not Funniest, I noted.
When you talk about poverty in the US, some wag inevitably brings up that the US is, by global standards, a wealthy country.
Is that supposed to be a comfort to people who can't afford insulin? People who debate which utility bill they'll pay this month? People drinking water suffused with lead?
Is that supposed to be a comfort to people who can't afford insulin? People who debate which utility bill they'll pay this month? People drinking water suffused with lead?
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When you talk about poverty in the US, some wag inevitably brings up that the US is, by global standards, a wealthy country.
Is that supposed to be a comfort to people who can't afford insulin? People who debate which utility bill they'll pay this month? People drinking water suffused with lead?
Is that supposed to be a comfort to people who can't afford insulin? People who debate which utility bill they'll pay this month? People drinking water suffused with lead?