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That sounded like a sentence, but it was just pretty-shaped stuff in a familiar structure. Short TTRPGs: https://professorcoldheart.itch.io/

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · Nov 22

To introduce my #ttrpg work to new followers (hi!), to document my actual work, and to fend off impostor syndrome, here's a list of everything I've published or worked on this year:

First, FLY FROM MONTGOMERY, a 3rd-party scenario for LANCER. A desperate heist on a war-torn planet!

Fly From Montgomery: A LANCER Scenario by ProfessorColdheart

Mercenary scavengers undertaking a desperate heist in a world on the brink. For LL0 Lancer PCs.

professorcoldheart.itch.io

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 13h

always saying this

advertisement with person holding white sphere on xmas tree:

Don't show a Christmas mom these Memory Orbs

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Bryce Read @brycefoot.bsky.social · 7h

🚨 ICE at Addison Red Line stop right now for Cubs game! 🚨
#ice #chicago #cubs

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 9h

Can't believe I missed "Bighead Todt"; it was right in front of me.

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No Mods, No Masters @julieofthespirits.bsky.social · 11h

Wow he's actually a certified pedophile now

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 11h

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 12h

and you'll get family meal!

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 12h

you could just go work in a restaurant and they pay you money instead of you having to pay them

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 13h

This 'The Bear'-esque dining experience puts you in the center of the kitchen chaos

At Speakeasy Society's 'Family Meal,' curse words are thrown, recipes are slandered and it all makes for fun, irresistible drama.

www.latimes.com

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 12h

Groan.

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 12h

Anything in English? My dream of Little Feat playing halftime is DASHED. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcrE...

Willin'

YouTube video by Little Feat - Topic

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 12h

Barely anyone watched Bighead's memorial service, despite the number of networks making time for it. An "alternative" show to the most universally watched piece of American television? Would anyone even notice this if not for the U.S. media tendency to butter up our syncretic Catholics?

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 12h

Remember in the 90s and early 00s when denunciations from the "Catholic League" would still make headlines, despite the Catholic League never being much bigger than Bill Donohue and his fax machine?

I know TPUSA keeps getting in the news, and they have the ear of the cabinet, BUT ...

David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 16h

Just announced: Turning Point USA will present an alternative “All-American” halftime show (performers TBA) for those who don’t want to watch that Puerto Rican.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW

Yes, the rumors are true... Turning Point USA is thrilled to announce The All American Halftime Show. Performers and event details coming soon.

www.americanhalftimeshow.com

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 12h

folks, you will never guess how he *started* this thread.

Daniel Malmer @malmer.com · 12h

I don't know how to end this thread, but it kind of reminds me of the "lower taxes" folks who are happy to tolerate white nationalists because lower taxes is their entire personality.

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 12h

"Thanks in advance!"

Kenji @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 12h

Name something that you think is tacky that you don't think most others think of as tacky

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TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 13h

bullshitting is so important as a skill and if you're an american sometimes its your only skill. don't let them take that from you too

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 13h

As the Mangione arrest / trial demonstrates, the *median* political position in this country is that health insurers should not exist, and the debate is merely over the means by which they stop existing.

That's the median. That's the center. Imagine declaring war on that.

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 14h

they're fucking up so many cases -- the kirk shooter, comey/james etc, cook, mangione -- because they can't stop fucking posting

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 13h

there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 13h

Huh. Just noticed a strange hooded figure at the periphery of my daily life. Hope it’s not me from the future trying to stop a horrific event from occurring but accidentally creating a closed time-travel loop that guarantees it due to her interference, lol. Hang on a sec, someone’s at the door

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 13h

Let nothing be called natural in an age of bloody confusion, ordered disorder, planned caprice, and dehumanised humanity, lest all things be held unalterable!

- Brecht

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 18h

when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office

frank vincent in the bar in goodfellas with a caption that says Now go home and get your fuckin' Shein box

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14h

Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 1d

"Like a closed-loop system, so ..." - Tom Wambsgans, SUCCESSION S1E8

a Bloomberg chart showing hardware or software, investments, services, and venture capital flowing between Nvidia, Microsoft, OpenAI, Oracle, Intel, AMD, CoreWeave, Nebius, xAI, Figure AI, Mistral, Nscale, Ambience Healthcare, Harvey AI, and Anysphere. It appears to be a big tangle of interconnected loops.

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candy corn's last defender @johnperich.com · 15h

yeah, my falcon's due with an update, though he's been weirdly unresponsive lately.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 15h

YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 15h

I think the worst form of turning one's living space into a showroom is bathrooms where you have to solve a fucking Silent Hill puzzle to find the spare toilet paper rolls. Imagine being so unwilling to let your living space look lived in that people can't know there's toilet paper in the bathroom.

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