Viv
@uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social
She/her. I'm that reply girl who shows up in your posts offering encouragement and compliments.
Doesn't follow everyone back who follows her to keep the anxiety demons from eating her brain.
Doesn't follow everyone back who follows her to keep the anxiety demons from eating her brain.
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Viv
@uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social
· Nov 8
*Looks around at the new followers. Writer is disheveled, drinking coffee and wearing pyjamas and cloud slippers*
Um...hi...
Don't know why you're here, but I'm gonna say lower your expectations.
Lower.
Lower.
Lower.
That's good.
Um...hi...
Don't know why you're here, but I'm gonna say lower your expectations.
Lower.
Lower.
Lower.
That's good.
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It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Today was a day of theater and taking myself out. Saw Gutenberg! The Musical! Which was adorably funny. Then it was back home to finish watching Shakespeare in the Park's Twelfth Night. Which was also great fun
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Today was a day of theater and taking myself out. Saw Gutenberg! The Musical! Which was adorably funny. Then it was back home to finish watching Shakespeare in the Park's Twelfth Night. Which was also great fun
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Oh, does a *venture capitalist* have a good slogan? Surely they have the best interests of ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oh, does a *venture capitalist* have a good slogan? Surely they have the best interests of ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!
Today was a snowy day and I folded zines and I'm about to start making felted slippers
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Today was a snowy day and I folded zines and I'm about to start making felted slippers
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Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday
RIP
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
RIP
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Good news everyone!
Iggy Azalea Swears Off Returning to Music: 'I Don't Want to Come Back'
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Good news everyone!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyotes
Sandhill cranes
Wild turkeys
Deer
Muskrats
Coyotes
Sandhill cranes
Wild turkeys
Deer
Muskrats
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
portugese man o' war
orca
sea otters
beaver
Roosevelt elk
portugese man o' war
orca
sea otters
beaver
Roosevelt elk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Giant leatherback turtles
Hummingbirds
Water voles
Shoals of Cornish bluefin tuna smashing sand eels off the top 👌
Giant leatherback turtles
Hummingbirds
Water voles
Shoals of Cornish bluefin tuna smashing sand eels off the top 👌
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyotes
Sandhill cranes
Wild turkeys
Deer
Muskrats
Coyotes
Sandhill cranes
Wild turkeys
Deer
Muskrats
Lazy day today. Much lounging on that couch. Say a prayer that the snowstorm isn't very bad tomorrow since I have theater tickets
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lazy day today. Much lounging on that couch. Say a prayer that the snowstorm isn't very bad tomorrow since I have theater tickets
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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Of all people!
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Of all people!
Thanksgiving at my sister's. It's a big dinner with 19 people and two dogs and one baby.
Now it's time to nap
Now it's time to nap
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Thanksgiving at my sister's. It's a big dinner with 19 people and two dogs and one baby.
Now it's time to nap
Now it's time to nap
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Going hard in the paint
Eat your pie and release the damn Epstein files.
"…SO, HOW WILL WE KNOW IF THIS BILL HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL? WE WILL KNOW WHEN THERE ARE MEN, RICH MEN, IN HANDCUFFS BEING PERP-WALKED TO THE JAIL. UNTIL THEN THIS IS STILL A COVER-UP."
- REP. THOMAS MASSIE
"…SO, HOW WILL WE KNOW IF THIS BILL HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL? WE WILL KNOW WHEN THERE ARE MEN, RICH MEN, IN HANDCUFFS BEING PERP-WALKED TO THE JAIL. UNTIL THEN THIS IS STILL A COVER-UP."
- REP. THOMAS MASSIE
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Going hard in the paint
The oldest is home for the weekend. There's laughter which is wonderful.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The oldest is home for the weekend. There's laughter which is wonderful.
Hey @soulamami.bsky.social I stopped into Aldi today and you are right it is really good on prices. I didn't get a whole turkey for under 10 bucks but I did get a small turkey breast. And a lot of cookies.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hey @soulamami.bsky.social I stopped into Aldi today and you are right it is really good on prices. I didn't get a whole turkey for under 10 bucks but I did get a small turkey breast. And a lot of cookies.
Revenge of the sith
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Revenge of the sith
As someone said in comments, this better be an art subject in the Minnesota State Fair
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
As someone said in comments, this better be an art subject in the Minnesota State Fair
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Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
Youngest and husband is watching revenge of the sith. The youngest said "Of course Anakin's hair changed. They were filming a really long movie"
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Youngest and husband is watching revenge of the sith. The youngest said "Of course Anakin's hair changed. They were filming a really long movie"
My husband
19. Who was the last person who told you that they loved you?
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My husband
COVID
15. What changed you more than you expected?
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
COVID
I don't need advice. Don't give me advice. I'll bite you if you give me advice
14. What is the worst thing that someone can say to comfort you?
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don't need advice. Don't give me advice. I'll bite you if you give me advice
Spring
13. If seasons never changed and you had to pick one to live in forever, which one would it be?
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Spring