Dan I am
uclamba.bsky.social
Dan I am
@uclamba.bsky.social
Guitar, pickleball, humor, tech, dogs, stuff like that.
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June 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Nice pleasure dome. Mine is slightly larger and more pleasurable but yours is cool too
June 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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ICE is raiding Home Depots because nothing says “national security” like cracking down on people buying mulch.
June 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.
June 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Saudi Arabians attacked us on 9/11, so George Bush took us to war against Iraq?

An Egyptian national attacked American citizens in Boulder, so Trump issued a travel ban on a dozen nations, but not Egypt?

Republicans do stupid stuff, don't they?
June 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.
June 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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April 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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"This is a pattern. If one law firm capitulates, Trump goes after more. If one university, tech billionaire, media company capitulates, he goes after more. If we don't fight him now, when he’s only gone after one legal resident, then we can't act surprised when he ultimately goes after Americans."
April 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I guess this has aged well!
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Eventually he’s gonna get the sharpie out to fix the markets down turn.
April 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This man is a mendacious clown. Let’s be clear he has always been one.
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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The President of Heard & McDonald Islands has vowed to impose retaliatory tariffs on USA umbrella imports.
a man in a penguin costume holds an umbrella in front of a sign that says penguin
ALT: a man in a penguin costume holds an umbrella in front of a sign that says penguin
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?
April 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Stable genius!!
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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This is where we are at!
😡🤬
March 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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His sailors dying of scurvy and his ship hopelessly off course, Cap'n Crunch sits in the galley eating another bowl of cereal
March 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I couldn’t have said it better myself 💯🏳️‍⚧️
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Sounds about right
February 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and that’s a weird job, you’re like a fishing professor now? Do you have tenure?
February 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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"Do what you love and the money will follow".

I ate a whole pizza, took a nap, and watched TV.

Now we wait.
January 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM