Lance
@udaplantman.bsky.social
Finally retired. Father and husband.
Porsche and Lotus driver.
Landscape Architecture
Craft beer, alternative music, cars.
Gave up on American politics 2024.
Porsche and Lotus driver.
Landscape Architecture
Craft beer, alternative music, cars.
Gave up on American politics 2024.
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An internet search looking for articles of large media outlets who have reported on the president posting a video depicting the Obamas as primates should leave you disgusted with large media outlets. There are a few who did stories, but not many. I guess nothing matters anymore.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
An internet search looking for articles of large media outlets who have reported on the president posting a video depicting the Obamas as primates should leave you disgusted with large media outlets. There are a few who did stories, but not many. I guess nothing matters anymore.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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wow -- with Trump standing behind him, a man (not sure who he is) offers this prayer: "We pray that he would be mindful of the poor and that he would be invested in the alleviation of suffering happening in the families preparing to bury their loved ones in Minneapolis."
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
wow -- with Trump standing behind him, a man (not sure who he is) offers this prayer: "We pray that he would be mindful of the poor and that he would be invested in the alleviation of suffering happening in the families preparing to bury their loved ones in Minneapolis."
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One of the things about the Gabbard/DNI/whistleblower story that I keep thinking about:
May 2025: whistleblower accuses Gabbard of wrongdoing in a report filed with the inspector general's office
June 2025: Gabbard starts politicizing the inspector general’s office
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
May 2025: whistleblower accuses Gabbard of wrongdoing in a report filed with the inspector general's office
June 2025: Gabbard starts politicizing the inspector general’s office
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Congress to gain access to the whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard at last
Lawmakers have had to wait for months to learn the details about allegations against the DNI. That wait is now over.
www.ms.now
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
One of the things about the Gabbard/DNI/whistleblower story that I keep thinking about:
May 2025: whistleblower accuses Gabbard of wrongdoing in a report filed with the inspector general's office
June 2025: Gabbard starts politicizing the inspector general’s office
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
May 2025: whistleblower accuses Gabbard of wrongdoing in a report filed with the inspector general's office
June 2025: Gabbard starts politicizing the inspector general’s office
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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Best Twitter riposte of the day.
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Best Twitter riposte of the day.
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Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-pete-hegseth/
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-pete-hegseth/
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lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.
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“Rather than compete with rivals, Mr. Trump is willing to collude with them in order to advance his court’s parochial interests.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
‘Neoroyalism’ and What It Says About Trump
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
“Rather than compete with rivals, Mr. Trump is willing to collude with them in order to advance his court’s parochial interests.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
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Any Democrat who votes for ICE funding without restrictions should have their blue check replaced with a shrug emoji.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Any Democrat who votes for ICE funding without restrictions should have their blue check replaced with a shrug emoji.
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February 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Well well well. Looks like they were correct. They just lied about who it was.
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You’ve got to FIGHT
For your RIGHT
To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
For your RIGHT
To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
You’ve got to FIGHT
For your RIGHT
To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
For your RIGHT
To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
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Putin has continued bombing civilians every day including last night. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "I did call up President Putin and he's agreed -- they have the same cold wave that we do, maybe different because it's pretty far away, but it's the equivalent. And Ukraine is a very cold country, much colder than us. I asked him if he wouldn't shoot for one week and he's agreed to do it."
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Putin has continued bombing civilians every day including last night. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid...
theonion.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
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i hadn't realized that polio had such effective lobbyists.
February 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
i hadn't realized that polio had such effective lobbyists.
We are NOT a serious country.
There are thousands of Americans still in prison for weed in states where it’s legal but billionaires can rape and murder children and everyone knows it but they never see prison.
The USA is not a country of laws. It’s a pedophilic oligarchy.
The USA is not a country of laws. It’s a pedophilic oligarchy.
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
We are NOT a serious country.
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Elon Musk is claiming he’s risked everything to protect kids from sexual abuse mere weeks out from laughing while his AI chatbot was generating nearly 8,000 sexual abuse images per hour that overwhelmingly targeted girls and young women
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Elon Musk is claiming he’s risked everything to protect kids from sexual abuse mere weeks out from laughing while his AI chatbot was generating nearly 8,000 sexual abuse images per hour that overwhelmingly targeted girls and young women
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Is an infectious disease lottery good for a tourist economy state?
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Is an infectious disease lottery good for a tourist economy state?
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It almost seems like this guy is Donald John Trump's personal criminal defense lawyer. Oh wait a second .....
Blanche: "I don't appreciate it being directed towards Donald J Trump, because that pushes a narrative that is completely false. There are all kinds of people that are mentioned in the 'Epstein files' that we had to look at and run down."
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
It almost seems like this guy is Donald John Trump's personal criminal defense lawyer. Oh wait a second .....
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