Walter Eye
@ufufirkr.bsky.social
Just a humble homunculus, currently fixated on fishing
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callin them tarps really puts the damn things in their place. i'll call you a tarpaulin when you've earned it, tarp. punk ass
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
callin them tarps really puts the damn things in their place. i'll call you a tarpaulin when you've earned it, tarp. punk ass
there’s a whole series? I thought there was just chibi robo
it's one of the kindest games ever made. play chibi robo. you can skip the rest of the series though
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 AM
there’s a whole series? I thought there was just chibi robo
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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Christmas Eve Checklist:
Wrapped presents ✅
Cookies for Santa ✅
Bathtub Carp ✅ (www.npr.org/sections/the...)
#25DaysofFishmas
Wrapped presents ✅
Cookies for Santa ✅
Bathtub Carp ✅ (www.npr.org/sections/the...)
#25DaysofFishmas
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Christmas Eve Checklist:
Wrapped presents ✅
Cookies for Santa ✅
Bathtub Carp ✅ (www.npr.org/sections/the...)
#25DaysofFishmas
Wrapped presents ✅
Cookies for Santa ✅
Bathtub Carp ✅ (www.npr.org/sections/the...)
#25DaysofFishmas
🚨🚨🚨 HELL YUPPP 🚨🚨🚨
Me 6 egg nogs deep and a white board, writing "PATTI HARRISON ACE VENTURA REBOOT"
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
🚨🚨🚨 HELL YUPPP 🚨🚨🚨
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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the comic strip that the internet lives in denial of
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the comic strip that the internet lives in denial of
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
the Tim Robinson of apps
October 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
the Tim Robinson of apps
Caught a nice steelhead this week
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Caught a nice steelhead this week
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Free password idea: aJyaVZf4GVDA
March 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Free password idea: aJyaVZf4GVDA
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what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo
February 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo
thank you @repshontelbrown.bsky.social for co-sponsoring!
NEW: I just reintroduced my We the People Amendment.
It’s past time to reverse the disastrous Citizens United decision and put power back in the hands of the American people.
Corporations are NOT people. Money is NOT speech. Let’s get this done. jayapal.house.gov/2025/02/13/j...
It’s past time to reverse the disastrous Citizens United decision and put power back in the hands of the American people.
Corporations are NOT people. Money is NOT speech. Let’s get this done. jayapal.house.gov/2025/02/13/j...
Jayapal Introduces Constitutional Amendment to Reverse Citizens United - Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal
WASHINGTON — U.S. Representative Pramila Jayapal (WA-07) introduced an amendment to the U.S. Constitution that would end corporate personhood, reverse Citizens United, put power back into the hands of...
jayapal.house.gov
February 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
thank you @repshontelbrown.bsky.social for co-sponsoring!
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February 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
so true 😔
calling him ugly just holds up a mirror showing us the ugliness in your own soul btw
Researchers believe they've recorded potentially the first-ever sighting of an adult abyssal fish, Melanocetus johnsonii, in broad daylight.
Normally found at depths between 200 and 2,000 meters, this predator was spotted just 2km off the coast of Tenerife.
Full story: tinyurl.com/5j37dnmw
Normally found at depths between 200 and 2,000 meters, this predator was spotted just 2km off the coast of Tenerife.
Full story: tinyurl.com/5j37dnmw
February 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
so true 😔
this is so cool, imagine technology actually making the world better
This is so freaking cool and I hope there's a special vibration for when Draymond hits someone in the nuts
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
this is so cool, imagine technology actually making the world better
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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”
woke - Stephen Smith:
woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”
woke - Stephen Smith:
woke - Stephen Smith:
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my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
February 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
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new video up on trump's war on "DEI" youtu.be/aPExCDMJs-Q
Donald Trump and the myth of "merit."
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
youtu.be
February 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
new video up on trump's war on "DEI" youtu.be/aPExCDMJs-Q
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i’m losing my shit at this
January 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i’m losing my shit at this
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Lake Fishing for Big Perch https://lifeonthebank.co.uk/2025/01/19/lake-fishing-for-big-perch/ #fishingnews #fishingblogs #fishing
Lake Fishing for Big Perch - Life on the bank
Lake fishing for big perch is an exciting way to target these stunning fish. Read on to learn how to get the most out of our UK stillwaters.
lifeonthebank.co.uk
January 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Lake Fishing for Big Perch https://lifeonthebank.co.uk/2025/01/19/lake-fishing-for-big-perch/ #fishingnews #fishingblogs #fishing
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RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.
January 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.
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I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
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RIP David Lynch
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RIP David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
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RIP David Lynch
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RIP David Lynch