Uncle Cranky
@unclecranky.bsky.social
Dedicated to bringing back the term “chump”.
Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”.
I don’t auto follow.
Autocorrect errors undermine at least half my hasty posts.
Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”.
I don’t auto follow.
Autocorrect errors undermine at least half my hasty posts.
Let’s pray no one who oversees the “Jurassic Park” franchise sees this…
idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Let’s pray no one who oversees the “Jurassic Park” franchise sees this…
Ladies and gentlemen.. The “doubledown”
The Bari Weiss hysteria continues. Exactly what in "this piece isn't ready" and "try harder to get comment from the administration" constitutes the death of American journalism? www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
What Bari Weiss Got Right
And what she got wrong
www.theatlantic.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ladies and gentlemen.. The “doubledown”
He can always resign
We were doing it for 230 years before Con Man Trump showed up.
If the poor guy can't run the country with The People's representatives and impartial judges checking up on him like the previous 45 presidents did, then he can't run the country.
If the poor guy can't run the country with The People's representatives and impartial judges checking up on him like the previous 45 presidents did, then he can't run the country.
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He can always resign
If you’re a democratic congressperson who can’t get behind impeaching RFK you should burn in hell
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you’re a democratic congressperson who can’t get behind impeaching RFK you should burn in hell
Hey waitaminnute…
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hey waitaminnute…
After he’s out let’s put him in a reality tv show where he tries to survive on a minimum wage salary
its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
After he’s out let’s put him in a reality tv show where he tries to survive on a minimum wage salary
Mrs cranky’s gonna love this
this wall hanging my in-laws keep in their bathroom is technically quite beautiful except how in the middle of the night I’m convinced she’s going to turn around
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Mrs cranky’s gonna love this
One of the great things about art is that every line, brush stroke, etc. is a deliberate choice by the artist, seen through their eyes and crafted through their hands.
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
One of the great things about art is that every line, brush stroke, etc. is a deliberate choice by the artist, seen through their eyes and crafted through their hands.
“You must take the ring to mt doom, frodo….”
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“You must take the ring to mt doom, frodo….”
Trick question! You’re going to need a job to buy one
From the new issue: What will it take for robots to start doing our chores?
Robot Servants Are Coming. Would You Want One?
Robots are poised to play a much bigger role in daily life at home, at work and in the world
www.scientificamerican.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Trick question! You’re going to need a job to buy one
Barry Weiss - the only mainstream media mogul brave enough to interview a woman most people don’t know scott a topic most people don’t care about.
CBS News(max) spamming that interview like a Twitter bot shows A) it has been taken over by propagandists and B) this was more about shining a light on Bari Weiss than Erika Kirk
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Barry Weiss - the only mainstream media mogul brave enough to interview a woman most people don’t know scott a topic most people don’t care about.
Are we still Charlie Kirk?
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Are we still Charlie Kirk?
I wouldn’t even do it for a second
No. That is too long
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I wouldn’t even do it for a second
“My first polycule”
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“My first polycule”
My sleeve caught fire
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My sleeve caught fire
Can’t wait to try this for Mrs Cranky next Valentine’s Day
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Can’t wait to try this for Mrs Cranky next Valentine’s Day
I don’t think the scales will ever fall from the eyes of bigots - they’ll never admit how immigration was one of our great strengths
i’m fine w anyone being an american citizen who wants to be? i honestly do not understand what part of “america is mostly cows and corn” that we can’t say “hell yeah, thanks for moving into this rapidly declining area! let’s make some tax revenue for services already!” to anyone who wants to try?
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don’t think the scales will ever fall from the eyes of bigots - they’ll never admit how immigration was one of our great strengths
She didn’t even cite the Bible
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
She didn’t even cite the Bible
Reposted by Uncle Cranky
Hearing that Bessent is up for the National Hockey League-Hellman’s Mayo Prize in Economics.
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hearing that Bessent is up for the National Hockey League-Hellman’s Mayo Prize in Economics.
@schumer.senate.gov - how’s our buddy Israel doing? Have you reached your goal of securing support for Israel? You maybe gonna start looking out for Americans? Is that on your agenda anywhere?
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
@schumer.senate.gov - how’s our buddy Israel doing? Have you reached your goal of securing support for Israel? You maybe gonna start looking out for Americans? Is that on your agenda anywhere?
@schumer.senate.gov - how’s Israel doing? Is Israel ok? Have you been checking in on Israel?
“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.
It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.
Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
www.miamiherald.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@schumer.senate.gov - how’s Israel doing? Is Israel ok? Have you been checking in on Israel?
Not all heroes wear capes
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not all heroes wear capes
What the hell
The Secretary of Defense taking extrajudicial killing requests from podcast hosts
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What the hell
I’m sure if fraud wasn’t a crime that would be a big help, also.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I’m sure if fraud wasn’t a crime that would be a big help, also.
This is so goddamned lame
SCOOP: Sources tell me Donald Trump's name was added to the exterior of the US Institute of Peace building ahead of Thursday's peace agreement signing between Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), which will be held inside the building. Confirming if it's been officially renamed.
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is so goddamned lame