uptownerd
@uptownerd.bsky.social
On Whadjuk Noongar land. Always was, always will be.
BLM. Refugees welcome.
Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️🌱☮️🌏🇵🇸🇺🇦
She/Her. Elder Millennial.
BLM. Refugees welcome.
Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️🌱☮️🌏🇵🇸🇺🇦
She/Her. Elder Millennial.
Where did that year go 🫠
I'm sorry I've neglected you, Blue Sky. I've only been at the bad place because it's bigger to scream at for Palestine.
January 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Where did that year go 🫠
I'm sorry I've neglected you, Blue Sky. I've only been at the bad place because it's bigger to scream at for Palestine.
January 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I'm sorry I've neglected you, Blue Sky. I've only been at the bad place because it's bigger to scream at for Palestine.
Cried at work today, cool
October 2, 2023 at 9:53 AM
Cried at work today, cool
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the antisemitic richest man in the world is quite literally aligning with right wing germans, so yea my ancestral alarm bells are going fucking nuts
September 29, 2023 at 11:45 PM
the antisemitic richest man in the world is quite literally aligning with right wing germans, so yea my ancestral alarm bells are going fucking nuts
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Dianne Feinstein won’t see your jokes, but your 90 year old politician friends whose own hubris ruined their legacy and made everybody dislike them at the end an iconic career, will.
September 29, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Dianne Feinstein won’t see your jokes, but your 90 year old politician friends whose own hubris ruined their legacy and made everybody dislike them at the end an iconic career, will.
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“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
Yes. That was the period I wasn't working. My turn, why did the last person leave?
Yes. That was the period I wasn't working. My turn, why did the last person leave?
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
Have you ever thought about how many dogs there are to pet?
Have you ever thought about how many dogs there are to pet?
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
All you motherfucking motherfuckers are motherfucking motherfuckers that’s fucking why. You motherfucking motherfucker.
All you motherfucking motherfuckers are motherfucking motherfuckers that’s fucking why. You motherfucking motherfucker.
September 29, 2023 at 3:34 AM
“Please explain this gap in your resume.”
Yes. That was the period I wasn't working. My turn, why did the last person leave?
Yes. That was the period I wasn't working. My turn, why did the last person leave?
This tonsilitis is kicking my ass. I'd say it's the worst I've ever had it! Stressing about missing so many days of work, stupid capitalism.
September 28, 2023 at 2:13 AM
This tonsilitis is kicking my ass. I'd say it's the worst I've ever had it! Stressing about missing so many days of work, stupid capitalism.
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I found a streetview car being pulled over for an RBT
September 26, 2023 at 9:56 AM
I found a streetview car being pulled over for an RBT
Could have laughed at the reaction of the pharmacist when I told him that no, I didn't want to buy his $30-80 probiotics
September 27, 2023 at 11:11 AM
Could have laughed at the reaction of the pharmacist when I told him that no, I didn't want to buy his $30-80 probiotics
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Do you think the Republican freaks behind this series of MAGA children’s books know just how incredibly horny this furry art is, or nah?
September 24, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Do you think the Republican freaks behind this series of MAGA children’s books know just how incredibly horny this furry art is, or nah?
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What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK
August 28, 2023 at 5:17 PM
What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK
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One more Jewish Tradition post-- Purim is a holiday that commemorates a time an antisemitic asshole tried to kill us all and we figured it out and HUNG HIM on the gallows he built for us.
He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.
He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.
August 17, 2023 at 12:31 AM
One more Jewish Tradition post-- Purim is a holiday that commemorates a time an antisemitic asshole tried to kill us all and we figured it out and HUNG HIM on the gallows he built for us.
He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.
He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.
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50 First Dates except every morning Drew Barrymore wakes up and forgets there’s a strike and the internet has to get her to not do her show
September 19, 2023 at 4:04 AM
50 First Dates except every morning Drew Barrymore wakes up and forgets there’s a strike and the internet has to get her to not do her show
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now that Andrew Tate has popped up to defend Russell Brand I am contractually obliged to retweet this
September 16, 2023 at 10:16 AM
now that Andrew Tate has popped up to defend Russell Brand I am contractually obliged to retweet this
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Genuinely don’t want to be *that* guy but Ken Done is just taking the piss now
September 14, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Genuinely don’t want to be *that* guy but Ken Done is just taking the piss now
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No other actor has had this range.
September 12, 2023 at 6:49 PM
No other actor has had this range.
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Following a super report on Spotlight last Sunday, there's a protest outside Channel 7's Southbank HQ in Naarm/Melbourne this Friday, September 15:
September 10, 2023 at 8:08 AM
Following a super report on Spotlight last Sunday, there's a protest outside Channel 7's Southbank HQ in Naarm/Melbourne this Friday, September 15:
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Elon Musk as Bond supervillain but massively incompetent. The camouflaged roof to his hidden volcano lair constantly gets stuck. His moon laser malfunctions and explodes. His secret plot to replace government leaders with clones is foiled by squirrels, somehow.
September 9, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Elon Musk as Bond supervillain but massively incompetent. The camouflaged roof to his hidden volcano lair constantly gets stuck. His moon laser malfunctions and explodes. His secret plot to replace government leaders with clones is foiled by squirrels, somehow.
