Urinal Goblin
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Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood/XXX/
they/artist sometimes/ I have a history degree on my wall
they/artist sometimes/ I have a history degree on my wall
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Chomsky and Foucault debating the meaning of the term Ephebophilia
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Chomsky and Foucault debating the meaning of the term Ephebophilia
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BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
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new crualty squad fan map found
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcV...
Cruelty Squad: Utahnasia (download in description)
YouTube video by wget
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September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
new crualty squad fan map found
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdcV...
My summer school students were misbehaving a lot yesterday so I made the classroom mascot Ohio
July 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My summer school students were misbehaving a lot yesterday so I made the classroom mascot Ohio
This is my dream job
world where lit/history phd + dead language skill is the stanford compsci phd for big tech and google pays historians $200k to translate ancient manuscripts in order to train their LLM on data unpoisoned by ai
i'm surprised the aramaic corpus is big enough for that
June 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is my dream job
There's not a point in this episode where something funny isn't happening.
Like just when you think it's calming down you get hit with Richard Pancake
Like just when you think it's calming down you get hit with Richard Pancake
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 George Patton sends a Task Force to their death to try and save his Son in Law.
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Episode 362 - Task Force Baum
Stream Episode 362 - Task Force Baum by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.
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May 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There's not a point in this episode where something funny isn't happening.
Like just when you think it's calming down you get hit with Richard Pancake
Like just when you think it's calming down you get hit with Richard Pancake
Pope Leo XIV first American Pope announces new 10 lane highway to be installed in Vatican city
May 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Pope Leo XIV first American Pope announces new 10 lane highway to be installed in Vatican city
We did not get the Chalamet sweep
March 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
We did not get the Chalamet sweep
My Ukrainian student was translating for his mom then randomly left after getting bored
February 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My Ukrainian student was translating for his mom then randomly left after getting bored
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This is not mine, I stole it
February 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This is not mine, I stole it
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Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me
If any mini painters need to make poop I found the formula
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If any mini painters need to make poop I found the formula
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Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
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Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.
Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.
525-Lb. Bear Discovered Under Evacuated Altadena Home Too Fat to Tranquilize: 'Not an Option'
An Altadena, Calif., man was shocked to discover he couldn't return to his home — which he evacuated due to the Eaton fire — because a 525-lb. bear had nested in the crawl space under his house. It to...
people.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.
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It's crazy that movie studios today will spend thirty gorillion dollars on CGI and star studded casts just to make a movie that sucks eggs compared to the coked out dark fantasy masterpiece that is Beastmaster.
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It's crazy that movie studios today will spend thirty gorillion dollars on CGI and star studded casts just to make a movie that sucks eggs compared to the coked out dark fantasy masterpiece that is Beastmaster.
After a long discussion. One of my students has informed me she has stopped looking at the sun for fun
January 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
After a long discussion. One of my students has informed me she has stopped looking at the sun for fun
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Yall aint ready for this
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yall aint ready for this
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Loop Hero
January 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Loop Hero
The Costco guys will become Media scabs
More imperative than ever: don’t cross picket lines
Costco's unionized workers vote to authorize nationwide strike
The Teamsters union released the results of the strike vote on Sunday evening.
abcnews.go.com
January 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The Costco guys will become Media scabs
I will bread and fry him
January 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I will bread and fry him
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
