Valkysas
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You know. That guy. Llamas are in pile. I take them out of pile. Llamas get in pile again. I always take out of pile the Llamas. Nonbinary, Aro-Ace - He/Him
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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Once again, the only thing Jimmy Fallon should host is a parasite
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Once again, the only thing Jimmy Fallon should host is a parasite
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It took them WEEKS.
WEEKS to write a few words in a box.
This should never stop being mocked. They genuinely thought we’d be impressed that a glorified brainstorming session for a few hackneyed ideas took an entire team WEEKS of sleepless nights.
WEEKS to write a few words in a box.
This should never stop being mocked. They genuinely thought we’d be impressed that a glorified brainstorming session for a few hackneyed ideas took an entire team WEEKS of sleepless nights.
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It took them WEEKS.
WEEKS to write a few words in a box.
This should never stop being mocked. They genuinely thought we’d be impressed that a glorified brainstorming session for a few hackneyed ideas took an entire team WEEKS of sleepless nights.
WEEKS to write a few words in a box.
This should never stop being mocked. They genuinely thought we’d be impressed that a glorified brainstorming session for a few hackneyed ideas took an entire team WEEKS of sleepless nights.
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AI made their stupid fucking commercial.
You are no artist if ”writing prompts” is your idea of hard creative work. What you are is a fucking imbecile and a hack. What you are is someone so unable to create you’re straining yourself at the inspiration stage aka the 1% of effort that goes into it.
You are no artist if ”writing prompts” is your idea of hard creative work. What you are is a fucking imbecile and a hack. What you are is someone so unable to create you’re straining yourself at the inspiration stage aka the 1% of effort that goes into it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
AI made their stupid fucking commercial.
You are no artist if ”writing prompts” is your idea of hard creative work. What you are is a fucking imbecile and a hack. What you are is someone so unable to create you’re straining yourself at the inspiration stage aka the 1% of effort that goes into it.
You are no artist if ”writing prompts” is your idea of hard creative work. What you are is a fucking imbecile and a hack. What you are is someone so unable to create you’re straining yourself at the inspiration stage aka the 1% of effort that goes into it.
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It says a lot that AI “artists” are so creatively bankrupt they think writing prompts is a difficult, arduous task.
You realize coming up with a prompt is what a real artist would call “having an idea,” right?
It took them weeks of sleepless nights to have some basic thoughts.
You realize coming up with a prompt is what a real artist would call “having an idea,” right?
It took them weeks of sleepless nights to have some basic thoughts.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It says a lot that AI “artists” are so creatively bankrupt they think writing prompts is a difficult, arduous task.
You realize coming up with a prompt is what a real artist would call “having an idea,” right?
It took them weeks of sleepless nights to have some basic thoughts.
You realize coming up with a prompt is what a real artist would call “having an idea,” right?
It took them weeks of sleepless nights to have some basic thoughts.
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didn't fallon inadvertently rip a ventricle out of the social credibility of the nft grift by featuring his ape picture on his show, like a critical death blow to that bubble
maybe that can happen again, that would be nice 😊
maybe that can happen again, that would be nice 😊
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
didn't fallon inadvertently rip a ventricle out of the social credibility of the nft grift by featuring his ape picture on his show, like a critical death blow to that bubble
maybe that can happen again, that would be nice 😊
maybe that can happen again, that would be nice 😊
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
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McDonalds and Coca-Cola embracing AI for ads make sense, they’re the two of the most evil American food companies in history and holiday ads are almost always reactionary except the M&Ms ad where they meet Santa and faint.
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
McDonalds and Coca-Cola embracing AI for ads make sense, they’re the two of the most evil American food companies in history and holiday ads are almost always reactionary except the M&Ms ad where they meet Santa and faint.
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This is a fun holiday read. Who made Rudolph happen? A Jewish copy writer; his Jewish composer brother-in-law; the BIL’s neighbor who happened to be Arthur Rankin; and a Japanese animator who had pioneered new stop motion techniques. Now that’s an American Christmas
The Magical Animation of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
The Christmas television special—the longest running in history—was groundbreaking in its use of stop-motion animation with puppets
www.smithsonianmag.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is a fun holiday read. Who made Rudolph happen? A Jewish copy writer; his Jewish composer brother-in-law; the BIL’s neighbor who happened to be Arthur Rankin; and a Japanese animator who had pioneered new stop motion techniques. Now that’s an American Christmas
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Pretty infuriating: King Gizzard quit Spotify over ethical concerns -- and now Spotify is letting AI knockoffs of its music (with all the lyrics copied verbatim) proliferate on its platform
futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com/future-socie...
King Gizzard Pulled Their Music From Spotify in Protest, and Now Spotify Is Hosting AI Knockoffs of Their Songs
An impersonator appears to be using generative AI to poorly clone rock band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's iconic sound on Spotify.
futurism.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Pretty infuriating: King Gizzard quit Spotify over ethical concerns -- and now Spotify is letting AI knockoffs of its music (with all the lyrics copied verbatim) proliferate on its platform
futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com/future-socie...
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not only is this absolute dogshit but also the entire concept of "christmas sucks eat mcdonalds" is so fucking crazy to me.
Like, I'm a christmas person but how did "its the most terrible time of the year" get past an entire boardroom?
Like, I'm a christmas person but how did "its the most terrible time of the year" get past an entire boardroom?
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
not only is this absolute dogshit but also the entire concept of "christmas sucks eat mcdonalds" is so fucking crazy to me.
Like, I'm a christmas person but how did "its the most terrible time of the year" get past an entire boardroom?
Like, I'm a christmas person but how did "its the most terrible time of the year" get past an entire boardroom?
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The Protomen Act 3: This City Made Us (2026)
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Protomen Act 3: This City Made Us (2026)
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I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male"
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male"
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To quote Crow T. Robot:
KISS were never cool.
KISS were never cool.
And I truly don’t know the “correct” protocol for refusing this president’s honor given how this administration probably harasses those who do. But I’m sure you don’t have to say this
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
To quote Crow T. Robot:
KISS were never cool.
KISS were never cool.
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this may legitimately be the crustiest game i have ever played, it's impressive
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this may legitimately be the crustiest game i have ever played, it's impressive
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I'm proud to announce our next game, Better Than Us!
If you're not a fan of multi-billionaires, you're going to love screwing them over in our exciting new narrative social stealth game. Please wishlist and share! 🙏
If you're not a fan of multi-billionaires, you're going to love screwing them over in our exciting new narrative social stealth game. Please wishlist and share! 🙏
Ever dreamed of gaslighting billionaires? Good news.
Better Than Us, our next game, lands in 2026.
Better Than Us, our next game, lands in 2026.
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm proud to announce our next game, Better Than Us!
If you're not a fan of multi-billionaires, you're going to love screwing them over in our exciting new narrative social stealth game. Please wishlist and share! 🙏
If you're not a fan of multi-billionaires, you're going to love screwing them over in our exciting new narrative social stealth game. Please wishlist and share! 🙏
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
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This shit is why I tend to be wary of what I post here, lately. How the fuck can you put you trust in a platform where the head of T&S does shit like this... literally two months and a week after the Waffles incident.
How can we trust a team that acts like petulant children on their main accounts?
How can we trust a team that acts like petulant children on their main accounts?
Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This shit is why I tend to be wary of what I post here, lately. How the fuck can you put you trust in a platform where the head of T&S does shit like this... literally two months and a week after the Waffles incident.
How can we trust a team that acts like petulant children on their main accounts?
How can we trust a team that acts like petulant children on their main accounts?
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New goatse just dropped
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
New goatse just dropped
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this is right up there with the gundam captions replacing the word gundam with "condoms"
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
this is right up there with the gundam captions replacing the word gundam with "condoms"
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Yeah this is definitely how I walk too
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Yeah this is definitely how I walk too