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Valkysas
@valkysas.bsky.social
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You know. That guy. Llamas are in pile. I take them out of pile. Llamas get in pile again. I always take out of pile the Llamas. Nonbinary, Aro-Ace - He/Him
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Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 5h
"Firm views"
CNN: The woman set to lead Japan is a heavy metal fan with firm views on foreigners
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Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 8h
BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 8h
MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 10h
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 8h
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 1d
Buried in Michigan's antiporn bill is a provision to effectively outlaw "circumvention tools," such as VPNs.

Mark my words: legislators will increasingly leverage porn panic to restrict or ban VPNs, and to limit internet privacy far beyond adult sites.
Experts raise privacy concerns over Michigan bill targeting pornography and VPNs
Rep. Josh Schriver, the bill’s sponsor, says the law is designed to target only producers and distributors of pornography, not everyday internet users.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 10h
Some of these quote tweets STILL defending Obama because we’re too sensitive reading into things blah blah blah

Y’all realize that supporting Israel makes him a bad person… right? Israel is committing genocide.

We shouldn’t have to spell this out for you. What the fuck is wrong with you.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 10h
SAYING YOU WOULD VOTE FOR OBAMA A THIRD TIME IS LITERALLY DOING A BRADLEY WHITFORD IN GET OUT
Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social • 2h Saying (i) a specific group of Israelis and (ii) the entire population of Gaza have suffered is not on net a pro Israel statement. And the last line is very specifically humanizing everyone. Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social • 2h for this take i get the Brad Whitford in Get Out treatment. Yes, I would vote for him a third time. So would you. Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay NO WE FUCKING WOULDNT you not caring about what actually matters has nothing to do with us You're just a shitty person.
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 19h
Remember when Optimus said “HELP ME OR I WILL KILLL YOUUUUU” to the dinosaur monster he had just met and I was like why did I bring a 6 year old to this
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 14h
The LaForge meme
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13h
before i left Hard Drive, they made us do this kind of stuff and it was a lot of me going into meetings like "uh well i guess i spent 2 hours today....thinking about Master Chief"
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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 19h
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
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Judith Butlerian Jihad @pghguy.bsky.social · 11h
this is what it takes. we're here now folks, there is not a "if the nazis came" it's "they're here and your mettle will be tested now"
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Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 13h
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door. 

It wasn’t the feds —  it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 1d
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Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.
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Valkysas @valkysas.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah, it’s insane
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 20h
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 12h
User 1 I'm like pretty pro Palestine for a lefty Zionist lib Jew but man do l ever have ms Rachel derangement syndrome and I hate myself for it •• User 1 her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character ••• User also I get it the Palestinian side has seen the disproportionate majority of the bloodshed and suffering at this point but if you didn't shed the same tears for innocent Israeli civilians I think you at best have an agenda and at worst are an unrepentant antisemite but that's a whole can o worms ... User 2 Dude it's a fucking genocide User 1 that's kind of a non sequitur
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Brian Hiatt @hiattb.bsky.social · 12h
A little moment in my newest James Gunn interview www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social · 12h
May history forget this scummy motherfucker's name
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Truthout @truthout.org · 12h
Just before the first phase of a Gaza ceasefire agreement went into effect on Friday morning, Netanyahu vowed a return to Israel’s slaughter if Hamas isn’t disarmed, a provision not part of the current deal for a partial withdrawal and captive exchange.
Despite Ceasefire, Netanyahu Vows Return to “Hard Way” if Hamas Isn’t Disarmed
Netanyahu made his threat in an address just before the first phase of the ceasefire went into effect.
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valkysas.bsky.social
Valkysas @valkysas.bsky.social · 11h
How the hell
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15h
Perhaps the likes of Chappelle, Ansari and CK felt there was less at stake because, by their own estimation, they have already suffered cancellation. Except that their exile from public life appears to include fresh Netflix specials and Grammy awards. Louis CK should count himself lucky; if he’d been caught with his dick in his hand in Najd, rather than Colorado, he may well have retained neither of those appendages (punitive limb amputation is an actual thing).
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jon mothman @jonchristian.net · 13h
no shade to zohran but i feel like this week's socialist champ in new york has to be kathy hochul, for jacking unemployment payments up by *72 percent*
Governor Kathy Hochul and labor leaders today announced the maximum weekly unemployment insurance (UI) benefit increase for unemployed workers across the state. As part of the Governor’s FY26 Enacted Budget, the State invested nearly $7 billion to pay off the federal UI Trust Fund loan, and bring the fund to solvency and increase the maximum weekly benefit from $504 to $869. The increase in UI benefits comes at the same time as the GOP federal shutdown impacts 115,000 federal employees in New York, leaving them without paychecks.
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V-Rider 🏍️ @vriderch.bsky.social · 15h
Hey, "Metal Cardbot"? You want stop going so f*cking hard with your designs?
A dragon robot train thing. A dragon robot train thing. A dragon robot train thing.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14h
Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing
Dear President Obama, I saw in your statement you said "Israeli families" & "the people of Gaza." Palestinians have families, too. This kind of language contributes to dehumanization. Dehumanization is part of what caused so many to stay silent as 20,000 children were killed in this genocide. I've sat with wonderful Palestinian families from Gaza. They look at their children just like we look at ours - with all the love & hope in the world. Love, Ms Rachel
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Valkysas @valkysas.bsky.social · 15h
Excuse me, he costs fucking WHAT
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Valkysas @valkysas.bsky.social · 15h
Little Nemo for NES has a lot of digging with the mole
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18h
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