Solstice Noodle Boy
@valuck.bsky.social
She/they
Arts, crafts, & nonsense 🎨
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Happy kiddos 💖💖💖
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy kiddos 💖💖💖
Ez woke up at 4:30, L and A woke up at 6:00. We are partying very hard over here
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ez woke up at 4:30, L and A woke up at 6:00. We are partying very hard over here
Tiny bakeneko!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Tiny bakeneko!!!
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In physical media news, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "OVER THE GARDEN WALL" on Blu-ray on April 7, 2026, per a listing on Barnes and Noble's website. First Blu-ray release of a Cartoon Network original in 10 years.
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In physical media news, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "OVER THE GARDEN WALL" on Blu-ray on April 7, 2026, per a listing on Barnes and Noble's website. First Blu-ray release of a Cartoon Network original in 10 years.
Exactly one of these pets is having the best time
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Exactly one of these pets is having the best time
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
This is why 2 hr delays exist, you butthole
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This is why 2 hr delays exist, you butthole
Truly, truly wonderful birthday. So grateful for my people. You are all beautiful angels and I love you with my liiiiife 💖💖💖
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Truly, truly wonderful birthday. So grateful for my people. You are all beautiful angels and I love you with my liiiiife 💖💖💖
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Ma’am, women have been poisoning their husbands for centuries. Millennia. Until we have thoroughly deconstructed the cisheteropatriarchy, your job is to keep your mouth shut while your elders do the work of their ancestors.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Ma’am, women have been poisoning their husbands for centuries. Millennia. Until we have thoroughly deconstructed the cisheteropatriarchy, your job is to keep your mouth shut while your elders do the work of their ancestors.
We’re starting hockey boyfriends!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
We’re starting hockey boyfriends!!
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He’s going to wipe toontown off the map
I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He’s going to wipe toontown off the map
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frodo: "gandalf.. could we not have tom bombadil carry the ring?"
gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
frodo: "gandalf.. could we not have tom bombadil carry the ring?"
gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Reminder: “1% of the US population” is 3,420,000 people. That is more than the total populations of Nevada, Kansas, or Maine.
Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”
Fix your hearts or die.
Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”
Fix your hearts or die.
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Reminder: “1% of the US population” is 3,420,000 people. That is more than the total populations of Nevada, Kansas, or Maine.
Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”
Fix your hearts or die.
Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”
Fix your hearts or die.
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Up til 3 but my kid has their decorated sweater for spirit day tomorrow. Time management, what is it?
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Up til 3 but my kid has their decorated sweater for spirit day tomorrow. Time management, what is it?
This girl has been frolicking her ass off
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This girl has been frolicking her ass off
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
Does anyone else feel a primordial rage when someone calls them ma’am. I hate it with my liiiiiife
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Does anyone else feel a primordial rage when someone calls them ma’am. I hate it with my liiiiiife
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
The kids invented a game where they are on a pretend cooking show and I’m the judge. I’ve been training my whole life for this
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The kids invented a game where they are on a pretend cooking show and I’m the judge. I’ve been training my whole life for this
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Rammaru, mascot for Black Rams Tokyo rugby club poses with the team’s new “cheerleading ambassadors”, Ramu and Uryufu.
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Rammaru, mascot for Black Rams Tokyo rugby club poses with the team’s new “cheerleading ambassadors”, Ramu and Uryufu.
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I’m talking about going to a clear the shelters event, but this works for the art store too
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m talking about going to a clear the shelters event, but this works for the art store too