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J. Variable X/0
@variable-x.bsky.social
Artist. Writer. Grognard gamer. All the things.

https://dreamsoverzero.com

https://bsky.app/profile/dreamsoverzero.bsky.social
(not that there's anything up there yet)
Most of social media is just millions and millions of people posting billions and billions of little commercials about themselves.
June 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe
To be my love
Thou needest not be coole
To rule above
Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth
Ich nede naught but
thyne extra tyme and thy

[lute riffe]

kysse 🎶

#Prince
June 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Buddy movie that really should have happened:

Pee-Wee Herman and Hunter S. Thompson go on a cross-country adventure (via tandem bike, of course)
June 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared to learn to draw?"
-- Banksy

#artsky #art #artists
May 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Friends who bring snacks are the best.

And she's got a little heart on her bum, so it doesn't get much better than this.
May 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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By attaching outboard motors to the major continental landmasses we should be able to reform pangea within the next 3-6 months
May 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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A fun project I've been working on: #zombie finger hooks! Possibly for sale if I get enough interest. Good for #Halloween and other #creepy #gothic #horror #decor. The #vampire finger's nail is made of metal and no, is not for sale. HMU if you're interested. #art #popart #monster #scary #brains 1/3
May 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You'll never be "ready."

Just go do the damned thing you keep saying you want to do.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
May 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
May 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I'd be more willing to participate in society if society didn't want me to do such profoundly boring and meaningless things.
April 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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some wealthy patron should give me a bunch of money to write an essay about spending a week in a fancy sleeper car on a train. I probably wouldn't have anything insightful to say but the whole time I'd be like "WHEEEEE!!"
April 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Q: Why do snails not want to come out of their shells to go to parties?

A:
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BECAUSE THEY ARE INTROVERTEBRATES

#imfunny #jokesimadeupmyself
April 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It only needed a little fixin', so I fixed it a little.
April 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Christmas Mourning
(Spotted on our daily walk today)
April 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Here, I took a picture of some #springtime for you.
April 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
None of us are real.
April 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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From Rudy Francisco's book, Helium.

Published by @buttonpoetry.bsky.social. Get it here: bit.ly/rfhelium

#poem #books #writing
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I have had a lovely day.
Evening is shaping up pretty good, as well.
Hoping a lot of you can say the same.
That is all.
April 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel
Why even have a brain, any ideas, any ability to express them, any kind of communication with other people, any desire to solve problems or invent anything, any reason to learn, any use for your eyes or your heart, or any reason to teach or create
April 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man
April 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Generative AI is a scam built by people who have never made anything of value, of beauty, in their lives—who have only preyed upon and destroyed.

You can come take my work from my cold dead hands—after reasonable decades have passed. That’s what copyright law says and that’s why we have it.
Tech execs declaring all-out war on creators who don’t want their life’s work pillaged for profit
April 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM