Varlotto
@varlotto.bsky.social
5'9, balding, white male, and I love to post online!
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Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
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i've never seen three wise men in one place
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
i've never seen three wise men in one place
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Disco Elysium is now free on Epic Games!
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Disco Elysium is now free on Epic Games!
im on that really stupid bullshit
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
im on that really stupid bullshit
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Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from all of us at Deep Field Games. Thank you for making this year one for the history (and science) books. See you in 1996 - and the many portal worlds beyond!
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from all of us at Deep Field Games. Thank you for making this year one for the history (and science) books. See you in 1996 - and the many portal worlds beyond!
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If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
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Pigs are better at merging than Texans
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Pigs are better at merging than Texans
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When you make a circle with your finger and thumb and put it over your eye it takes a screenshot and uploads that part of the world to your dream map and you can view all of your screenshots after you die.
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
When you make a circle with your finger and thumb and put it over your eye it takes a screenshot and uploads that part of the world to your dream map and you can view all of your screenshots after you die.
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I have no boughs and I must deck
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I have no boughs and I must deck
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A lot can change in 5 years...
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A lot can change in 5 years...
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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We need to do something about this shit.
Props to @bennjordan.bsky.social for pressing this issue so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1-...
Props to @bennjordan.bsky.social for pressing this issue so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1-...
This Flock Camera Leak is like Netflix For Stalkers
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We need to do something about this shit.
Props to @bennjordan.bsky.social for pressing this issue so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1-...
Props to @bennjordan.bsky.social for pressing this issue so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1-...
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We have some things to giveaway! If you would like to receive our calendar, these posters, and our anniversary coin, just repost and reply to this post! We'll choose a winner in nine hours.
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
We have some things to giveaway! If you would like to receive our calendar, these posters, and our anniversary coin, just repost and reply to this post! We'll choose a winner in nine hours.
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An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Whenever you make a mistake, admitting that you were wrong and amending it is the right thing to do, always. Thank you @timeextension.com for this. Hope to see more people cutting ties with Modretro now that the last news went viral. #FuckModretro
December 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Whenever you make a mistake, admitting that you were wrong and amending it is the right thing to do, always. Thank you @timeextension.com for this. Hope to see more people cutting ties with Modretro now that the last news went viral. #FuckModretro
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This year, I dont want anything like books or money or anything like that. I just want a little servant I can dress in robes and keep in a box and he has to do my bidding or a demon drags him to hell.
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This year, I dont want anything like books or money or anything like that. I just want a little servant I can dress in robes and keep in a box and he has to do my bidding or a demon drags him to hell.
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It's so bright out right now.. hard to believe it will be dark come night time
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's so bright out right now.. hard to believe it will be dark come night time