Victor Devine
@victordevine.bsky.social
I can eat me dinner in a fancy restaurant
Just watching John Lennon singing, "Imagine no possessions" as he sits at his white grand piano, in his massive mansion, overlooking his ginormous estate. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just watching John Lennon singing, "Imagine no possessions" as he sits at his white grand piano, in his massive mansion, overlooking his ginormous estate. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
"Short and sweet, my baby's all mine
Head to feet, she's barely 4'9"
She don't come up to here, she stay down there
She don't come up to here, know what I mean?"
That's poetry all right. Betjeman and Keats couldn't have come up with that, but St. Hubbins, Tufnell and Smalls could, and did.
Head to feet, she's barely 4'9"
She don't come up to here, she stay down there
She don't come up to here, know what I mean?"
That's poetry all right. Betjeman and Keats couldn't have come up with that, but St. Hubbins, Tufnell and Smalls could, and did.
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"Short and sweet, my baby's all mine
Head to feet, she's barely 4'9"
She don't come up to here, she stay down there
She don't come up to here, know what I mean?"
That's poetry all right. Betjeman and Keats couldn't have come up with that, but St. Hubbins, Tufnell and Smalls could, and did.
Head to feet, she's barely 4'9"
She don't come up to here, she stay down there
She don't come up to here, know what I mean?"
That's poetry all right. Betjeman and Keats couldn't have come up with that, but St. Hubbins, Tufnell and Smalls could, and did.
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I'm sitting here watching the news, and there's a mass murder of people just celebrating a festival at a beach, a bloke driving a car into a crowd, the leader of the free world trolling murder victims, and half the country is underwater with more rain to come for months.
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm sitting here watching the news, and there's a mass murder of people just celebrating a festival at a beach, a bloke driving a car into a crowd, the leader of the free world trolling murder victims, and half the country is underwater with more rain to come for months.
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Beano #668, May 7, 1955
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Beano #668, May 7, 1955
Christmas parties 🥳
Why I used to go to them, and why I stopped.
Why I used to go to them, and why I stopped.
December 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Christmas parties 🥳
Why I used to go to them, and why I stopped.
Why I used to go to them, and why I stopped.
Absolutely the best Quo song ever.
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Status Quid - Boring Song (1981) The Hee Bee Gee Bees
YouTube video by ClassicVideos80s
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December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Absolutely the best Quo song ever.
youtu.be/l3YV1Qs4TIo?...
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Happy Man Sitting On A Phone Box While Playing With His Mobile Phone And Smoking A Fag Day everyone!
I hate that every day of the year has a theme. It’s Mind/Body Wellness Day. Or National Popcorn Day. Well, grudgingly, this is my contribution to Man Sitting On A Phone Box While Playing With His Mobile Phone And Smoking A Fag Day.
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Happy Man Sitting On A Phone Box While Playing With His Mobile Phone And Smoking A Fag Day everyone!
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif, etc
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif, etc
The Fleetwood Mac songs fronted by Christine McVie are like the Simpsons episodes that focus on Lisa.
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The Fleetwood Mac songs fronted by Christine McVie are like the Simpsons episodes that focus on Lisa.
And while I'm here, let's have another look at the worst Christmas tree ever.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
And while I'm here, let's have another look at the worst Christmas tree ever.
Two years on Bluesky. It was quiet, then it filled up with X-pats who decided to show us what we should be doing before pissing off six months later, and now it's quiet again. This is how it started for me.
Well it's my first post here, so I'd better make it count.
"Grease my gristle, blow my whistle".
"Grease my gristle, blow my whistle".
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Two years on Bluesky. It was quiet, then it filled up with X-pats who decided to show us what we should be doing before pissing off six months later, and now it's quiet again. This is how it started for me.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
And this year it was these.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And this year it was these.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
But you can't read the full titles. So it's Any Major Dude Will Tell You at number 1.
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
God almighty, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen. Imagine being 21 and the foremost broadcaster in the land tries to tempt you with this load of old pony.
youtu.be/TaAXz5wPcdw?...
youtu.be/TaAXz5wPcdw?...
BBC1 Christmas 1993 Promo
YouTube video by RobsOldVideos
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December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
God almighty, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen. Imagine being 21 and the foremost broadcaster in the land tries to tempt you with this load of old pony.
youtu.be/TaAXz5wPcdw?...
youtu.be/TaAXz5wPcdw?...
I hate those cheap bastards on A Place In The Sun who put in a shitty offer on the basis that they'll want to do work on the house. If it was me, it would be, "Please feel free to pay for it out of your own pocket, you cheap bastards. I'm not paying for work on your house, you cheap bastards.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hate those cheap bastards on A Place In The Sun who put in a shitty offer on the basis that they'll want to do work on the house. If it was me, it would be, "Please feel free to pay for it out of your own pocket, you cheap bastards. I'm not paying for work on your house, you cheap bastards.
Christ, they talk about VAR, but I'm watching Wales v New Zealand in the rugby and every two minutes the game stops for another two minutes while they check the TMO. Honestly, as a spectator sport, at any given time you're just watching 33 people standing around.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Christ, they talk about VAR, but I'm watching Wales v New Zealand in the rugby and every two minutes the game stops for another two minutes while they check the TMO. Honestly, as a spectator sport, at any given time you're just watching 33 people standing around.
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Your honor the boys were back in town
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Your honor the boys were back in town
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Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Looking forward to the imminent release of the full and unexpurgated version of The Epstein Files, by Ted Cunterblast.
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The iPhone and Facebook collectively set off the downfall of society back in 2008. It put the ability to be an arsehole online into everyone's hands. I know it was around before, but the iPhone made it so much easier for everyone to do.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The iPhone and Facebook collectively set off the downfall of society back in 2008. It put the ability to be an arsehole online into everyone's hands. I know it was around before, but the iPhone made it so much easier for everyone to do.
This was the last straw. Watching him having pointless arguments with lorry drivers, or with the police at a road accident, blagging an interview with a DI, these were bad enough. But being a ghoul at a moment like this, his fantasy spilling into others' genuine grief, what a massive cunt.
BBC News - 'I'll never forgive the woman responsible for my wife's paddleboard death'
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I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
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I went to school with this man. I've known him for 45 years. And at the moment he spoke about the manslaughter of his wife, his audience included a fantasist pretending to be a journo.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This was the last straw. Watching him having pointless arguments with lorry drivers, or with the police at a road accident, blagging an interview with a DI, these were bad enough. But being a ghoul at a moment like this, his fantasy spilling into others' genuine grief, what a massive cunt.