vinn f
@vinnf.bsky.social
writes 100-word flash fiction. unabashed pluviophile. Max Headroom’s stunt double. he/him.
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my younger teenage son came from his bedroom and stared at his mom and me. i asked what’s up and he said he wasn’t sure how an introvert should start a conversation so he asked, “so, is the former singer from the smiths still racist?”
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
my younger teenage son came from his bedroom and stared at his mom and me. i asked what’s up and he said he wasn’t sure how an introvert should start a conversation so he asked, “so, is the former singer from the smiths still racist?”
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Your timeline has been blessed by the raven of Friday Fortune, wishing for you the best of weekends.
September 1, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Your timeline has been blessed by the raven of Friday Fortune, wishing for you the best of weekends.
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It's almost a familiar storyline by now.
1. An "egregious" violation of a students' rights by a teacher.
2. It turns out to be run of the mill bad work by the student.
3. It turns out to have been provoked or amplified by a huge network of right wingers.
4. Targeting trans people
Missing anything?
1. An "egregious" violation of a students' rights by a teacher.
2. It turns out to be run of the mill bad work by the student.
3. It turns out to have been provoked or amplified by a huge network of right wingers.
4. Targeting trans people
Missing anything?
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's almost a familiar storyline by now.
1. An "egregious" violation of a students' rights by a teacher.
2. It turns out to be run of the mill bad work by the student.
3. It turns out to have been provoked or amplified by a huge network of right wingers.
4. Targeting trans people
Missing anything?
1. An "egregious" violation of a students' rights by a teacher.
2. It turns out to be run of the mill bad work by the student.
3. It turns out to have been provoked or amplified by a huge network of right wingers.
4. Targeting trans people
Missing anything?
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
you're welcome, greatly!
Rollercoaster started...
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
you're welcome, greatly!
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Trump: You get that visual allegory of my second term? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin dystopian just like you asked.
October 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Trump: You get that visual allegory of my second term? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin dystopian just like you asked.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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As seen at No Kings Atlanta:
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
As seen at No Kings Atlanta:
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Be on the lookout for this Young Republican wearing an Antifa shirt, wielding a baseball bat, and trying to stir up violence at a #NoKings rally this weekend.
I haven't been able to verify if this is a real photo or someone Photoshopped the face of the boy from "Modern Family" onto Chris Christie.
I haven't been able to verify if this is a real photo or someone Photoshopped the face of the boy from "Modern Family" onto Chris Christie.
October 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Be on the lookout for this Young Republican wearing an Antifa shirt, wielding a baseball bat, and trying to stir up violence at a #NoKings rally this weekend.
I haven't been able to verify if this is a real photo or someone Photoshopped the face of the boy from "Modern Family" onto Chris Christie.
I haven't been able to verify if this is a real photo or someone Photoshopped the face of the boy from "Modern Family" onto Chris Christie.
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
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The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
if our universe is indeed in a black hole, what would happen if “our” black hole collides with another black hole?
September 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if our universe is indeed in a black hole, what would happen if “our” black hole collides with another black hole?
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
excited to get my copy of Kamikaze L’amour Nervous Breakdown Edition from @richardkadrey.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
excited to get my copy of Kamikaze L’amour Nervous Breakdown Edition from @richardkadrey.bsky.social
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apparently, we used up all the weather during yesterday’s storms so there’s no more for today, according to my apple weather app.
July 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
apparently, we used up all the weather during yesterday’s storms so there’s no more for today, according to my apple weather app.
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I love how the right is trying to scare us by saying the United States is turning into one of those European countries with great mass transit and free healthcare.
June 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I love how the right is trying to scare us by saying the United States is turning into one of those European countries with great mass transit and free healthcare.
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Just before the Dutch bought it
when has New York’s population ever been primarily native born?
June 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Just before the Dutch bought it
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saw @simplemindsmusic.bsky.social last night in nj. awesome show!
June 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
saw @simplemindsmusic.bsky.social last night in nj. awesome show!
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Struck by how quickly it’s gone Orwellian.
The Department of Justice protects criminals and prosecutes the innocent.
Health and Human Services is singularly obsessed with spreading disease.
The Department of Education is working tirelessly to make us dumber.
Homeland Security makes us less safe.
The Department of Justice protects criminals and prosecutes the innocent.
Health and Human Services is singularly obsessed with spreading disease.
The Department of Education is working tirelessly to make us dumber.
Homeland Security makes us less safe.
June 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Struck by how quickly it’s gone Orwellian.
The Department of Justice protects criminals and prosecutes the innocent.
Health and Human Services is singularly obsessed with spreading disease.
The Department of Education is working tirelessly to make us dumber.
Homeland Security makes us less safe.
The Department of Justice protects criminals and prosecutes the innocent.
Health and Human Services is singularly obsessed with spreading disease.
The Department of Education is working tirelessly to make us dumber.
Homeland Security makes us less safe.
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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wait... is this the best meme ever made?