Tess Partner
@viscountessanne.bsky.social
Workin’ class ExMo Single Mom in Cville. Academic at heart, Grateful for public scholarship.
~~BEYONCÉ~~
Rad Fem / Race / Class / Religion
Better to be slapped with the Truth than Kissed with a Lie!
Fuck the Broligarchy!
~~BEYONCÉ~~
Rad Fem / Race / Class / Religion
Better to be slapped with the Truth than Kissed with a Lie!
Fuck the Broligarchy!
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The folks who have always screamed about “States' rights!” are suddenly BIGLY mad about SCOTUS saying troops CAN’T be sent to states over the objections of Governors…
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The folks who have always screamed about “States' rights!” are suddenly BIGLY mad about SCOTUS saying troops CAN’T be sent to states over the objections of Governors…
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If you don’t know…
The four greatest album runs in history belong to Beyoncé.
Few more versatile than her ✨
The four greatest album runs in history belong to Beyoncé.
Few more versatile than her ✨
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If you don’t know…
The four greatest album runs in history belong to Beyoncé.
Few more versatile than her ✨
The four greatest album runs in history belong to Beyoncé.
Few more versatile than her ✨
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If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
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Reject any and every lie of this regime that they are fighting the drug trade. Their boss pardons a drug kingpin who helped bring 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Reject any and every lie of this regime that they are fighting the drug trade. Their boss pardons a drug kingpin who helped bring 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S.
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RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED!
NOW!
NOW!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED!
NOW!
NOW!
Reminder that Robert Egger’s Nosferatu is a Christmas movie and should be in rotation
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Reminder that Robert Egger’s Nosferatu is a Christmas movie and should be in rotation
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🎶 All I want for Christmas are the Epstein files
The Epstein files
Yes, the Epstein files
Gee, if we could only get the Epstein files
Then we’d have a merry Christmas 🎶
The Epstein files
Yes, the Epstein files
Gee, if we could only get the Epstein files
Then we’d have a merry Christmas 🎶
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
🎶 All I want for Christmas are the Epstein files
The Epstein files
Yes, the Epstein files
Gee, if we could only get the Epstein files
Then we’d have a merry Christmas 🎶
The Epstein files
Yes, the Epstein files
Gee, if we could only get the Epstein files
Then we’d have a merry Christmas 🎶
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
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The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
To anyone who does this: Stop referring to girls and women as females! Your head is in your ass!
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
To anyone who does this: Stop referring to girls and women as females! Your head is in your ass!
Shoutout to my homeland, the Commonwealth of Virginia!! This week We did the damn thing!
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Shoutout to my homeland, the Commonwealth of Virginia!! This week We did the damn thing!
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Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
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Mamdani has shown considerable self-control in the face of some quite horrific tantrums.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mamdani has shown considerable self-control in the face of some quite horrific tantrums.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
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Tuesday was a great day
BREAKING: Book banning extremist group “Moms For Liberty” LOST ALL 31 of their races.
Moms for Liberty is now 0-59 in contested school board races since 2023.
This is what happens when communities have had enough and say NO to book bans!
Moms for Liberty is now 0-59 in contested school board races since 2023.
This is what happens when communities have had enough and say NO to book bans!
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Tuesday was a great day
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November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ?
yeah, about that
yeah, about that
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ?
yeah, about that
yeah, about that
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Y’all really don’t get how Black women be in the TRENCHES outchea. Like, after last night, the first women mayors were elected in Albany, Detroit, and Syracuse. And every one of them is Black.
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Y’all really don’t get how Black women be in the TRENCHES outchea. Like, after last night, the first women mayors were elected in Albany, Detroit, and Syracuse. And every one of them is Black.
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The correctest take
Mamdani got a humanities degree.
His win helps to illustrate that one of the central forces driving higher ed’s dissolution of the humanities is the fear that teaching people how power works can also lead to their interest in seizing it on behalf of the less powerful.
His win helps to illustrate that one of the central forces driving higher ed’s dissolution of the humanities is the fear that teaching people how power works can also lead to their interest in seizing it on behalf of the less powerful.
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The correctest take
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I am extremely proud of the next generation for not only showing up to the polls BUT ALSO on the ticket. We did that.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I am extremely proud of the next generation for not only showing up to the polls BUT ALSO on the ticket. We did that.
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Just to remind ppl that zohran campaigned as unapologetically pro-Palestine so stop saying it’s an untenable position
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just to remind ppl that zohran campaigned as unapologetically pro-Palestine so stop saying it’s an untenable position
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Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate
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EVERY HEADLINE IS MAKING ME SMILE. (RARE)
Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4oRiL7z
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
EVERY HEADLINE IS MAKING ME SMILE. (RARE)