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It’s not where you’re from;
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
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This is not true at all.
Russia is far more Muslim than most of Europe and North America, and that has nothing to do with why people hate Russia.
People hate Russia because it is an imperialist dictatorship that invades, rapes, and commits genocide against its neighbors
Russia is far more Muslim than most of Europe and North America, and that has nothing to do with why people hate Russia.
People hate Russia because it is an imperialist dictatorship that invades, rapes, and commits genocide against its neighbors
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This is not true at all.
Russia is far more Muslim than most of Europe and North America, and that has nothing to do with why people hate Russia.
People hate Russia because it is an imperialist dictatorship that invades, rapes, and commits genocide against its neighbors
Russia is far more Muslim than most of Europe and North America, and that has nothing to do with why people hate Russia.
People hate Russia because it is an imperialist dictatorship that invades, rapes, and commits genocide against its neighbors
I think we’re going down.
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think we’re going down.
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The Fleetwood Mac songs fronted by Christine McVie are like the Simpsons episodes that focus on Lisa.
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Fleetwood Mac songs fronted by Christine McVie are like the Simpsons episodes that focus on Lisa.
Can’t believe this is the first time I’m being made aware of this obvious playground classic.
♪♫♪ So I'm shaving off my muff for yooou... ♫♪♫
December 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can’t believe this is the first time I’m being made aware of this obvious playground classic.
YES HE DOES
Roy Shreds
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
a man is playing an acoustic guitar in a living room
ALT: a man is playing an acoustic guitar in a living room
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December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
YES HE DOES
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
Is anyone else’s teenager singing the Charlie Kirk earworm song?
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Is anyone else’s teenager singing the Charlie Kirk earworm song?
I am so old I know when bins is.
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am so old I know when bins is.
Due to an escalation of double or quits, my 13 year old is on tea making duties until March 2026. I rock.
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Due to an escalation of double or quits, my 13 year old is on tea making duties until March 2026. I rock.
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40 YEARS AGO TODAY: Junior Kick Start ran for nine series but there's only one moment most people remember. Some say that one man in the background is still laughing to this day.
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: Junior Kick Start ran for nine series but there's only one moment most people remember. Some say that one man in the background is still laughing to this day.
What’s the weirdest shit you got bought today?
Yesterday. Whatever.
I got given an omelette maker. I can already make omelettes. I am an omelette maker.
Someone needs to bring back Swap Shop.
🥚
Yesterday. Whatever.
I got given an omelette maker. I can already make omelettes. I am an omelette maker.
Someone needs to bring back Swap Shop.
🥚
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What’s the weirdest shit you got bought today?
Yesterday. Whatever.
I got given an omelette maker. I can already make omelettes. I am an omelette maker.
Someone needs to bring back Swap Shop.
🥚
Yesterday. Whatever.
I got given an omelette maker. I can already make omelettes. I am an omelette maker.
Someone needs to bring back Swap Shop.
🥚
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Kyiv on Christmas Eve.
I film these moments to show you our strength.
We haven’t lost our spirit in this long war.
I film these moments to show you our strength.
We haven’t lost our spirit in this long war.
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Kyiv on Christmas Eve.
I film these moments to show you our strength.
We haven’t lost our spirit in this long war.
I film these moments to show you our strength.
We haven’t lost our spirit in this long war.
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Guide for all those going through a family dinner tomorrow
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Guide for all those going through a family dinner tomorrow
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
Teenagers mentioned last week that they’ve never had a Pot Noodle. They’ve seen a Pot Noodle machine at the sports centre and have seen their mates on social media with them.
Reader: you would not have believed the levels of excitement me coming home with Pot Noodles has generated.
#TheSlagOfSnacks
Reader: you would not have believed the levels of excitement me coming home with Pot Noodles has generated.
#TheSlagOfSnacks
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Teenagers mentioned last week that they’ve never had a Pot Noodle. They’ve seen a Pot Noodle machine at the sports centre and have seen their mates on social media with them.
Reader: you would not have believed the levels of excitement me coming home with Pot Noodles has generated.
#TheSlagOfSnacks
Reader: you would not have believed the levels of excitement me coming home with Pot Noodles has generated.
#TheSlagOfSnacks
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Also: seen today at Centre Parcs. You never need to be hard on yourself about overpacking ever again.
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Also: seen today at Centre Parcs. You never need to be hard on yourself about overpacking ever again.
Just got home and unloaded the car after a weekend away with the fam.
I’ve just been reminded I said I’d go out to the shops this evening.
I’ve just been reminded I said I’d go out to the shops this evening.
a close up of a man 's face with a blurry background
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December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just got home and unloaded the car after a weekend away with the fam.
I’ve just been reminded I said I’d go out to the shops this evening.
I’ve just been reminded I said I’d go out to the shops this evening.
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At last, scientists believe they have an answer to 'why did the Minidisc fail'
December 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
At last, scientists believe they have an answer to 'why did the Minidisc fail'
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I'm not sure if it counts as TV news exactly, but this is another classic...
September 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I'm not sure if it counts as TV news exactly, but this is another classic...
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Mike Mickle - Lightning Strike Blooper
YouTube video by MickleCommunications
youtu.be
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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What do you think is the greatest ever TV news clip? For me this can never be beaten...
September 15, 2024 at 5:16 PM
What do you think is the greatest ever TV news clip? For me this can never be beaten...
Oh fuck. I am not ready for Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh fuck. I am not ready for Christmas.