Walt Baxter
@walt-j.bsky.social
Tell it to my heart / Tell me I’m the only one / Is this really love or just a game?
~John Denver
~John Denver
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see
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they should invent a 2026 planner that does the things you write in them
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
they should invent a 2026 planner that does the things you write in them
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This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
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I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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The Democratic Party's formula for the last 50 years has been "Let's be friendly with extreme wealth and maybe we can also get modest policy wins sometimes." The last 10 years and this year in particular should be conclusive proof of how badly this has failed. But we're stuck with it anyway
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Democratic Party's formula for the last 50 years has been "Let's be friendly with extreme wealth and maybe we can also get modest policy wins sometimes." The last 10 years and this year in particular should be conclusive proof of how badly this has failed. But we're stuck with it anyway
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
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"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
It’s officially the start of “let’s see how mad I can get at a Netflix/Hallmark/Prime Video Original Christmas movie” season
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November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s officially the start of “let’s see how mad I can get at a Netflix/Hallmark/Prime Video Original Christmas movie” season
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I was chilling at a coffee shop this morning and Mayor-Elect Mamdani came by, grabbed my chocolate croissant, bit it in half, and then walked off laughing evilly with a mouthful of pain au chocolat!! What the heck is going on?? 😤
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I was chilling at a coffee shop this morning and Mayor-Elect Mamdani came by, grabbed my chocolate croissant, bit it in half, and then walked off laughing evilly with a mouthful of pain au chocolat!! What the heck is going on?? 😤
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
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I just said, "uh oh Spaghetti-Os" to my kids and they looked at me like I'd had a stroke.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I just said, "uh oh Spaghetti-Os" to my kids and they looked at me like I'd had a stroke.
My work-mandated Microsoft Copilot assistant “Chaz” in 2026: Hi Walt! During your last meeting, while you were on mute, I heard you say “set it on fire, I don’t give a shit,” so I went ahead and scheduled you for 30 minutes in the Consequence Box this Thursday at 11AM. Does that time work for you?
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My work-mandated Microsoft Copilot assistant “Chaz” in 2026: Hi Walt! During your last meeting, while you were on mute, I heard you say “set it on fire, I don’t give a shit,” so I went ahead and scheduled you for 30 minutes in the Consequence Box this Thursday at 11AM. Does that time work for you?