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cj
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daytime programmer and nighttime bike rider.

http://cjbryan.io

#ruby #typescript #civictech #mtb
ITS TIME FOR isitchristmas.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Guys only want one thing and it's Big Toolbox
December 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
sucks that i’m gonna have to get my chomsky tattoo covered up
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
slammin’ egg nog with the boys
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
staring longingly at rust belt real estate prices
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
time for some dirty work, gotta fire up back orifice 2k and put on my hacker hat
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Someone in the Costco subreddit has figured out you can a) grab your receipt data as json and b) built a dashboard for it and Oh My
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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girl are u a ps1 texture cuz u are AFFINE
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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EVERYBODY GO READ THE AWS INCIDENT WRITE-UP! aws.amazon.com/message/1019...
Summary of the Amazon DynamoDB Service Disruption in Northern Virginia (US-EAST-1) Region
aws.amazon.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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For the record, I have zero Nazi tattoos.
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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"I have a decent fluency in LLMs, and they have utility, but the absurd degree of over-hype, the way they're being forced on everyone, and the insistence on ignoring the many valid critiques about them make it very difficult to focus on legitimate uses where they might add value."
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i’ve started bribing the toddler with tablespoons of mayonnaise
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Ruby Central said some really concerning things today. I don’t think they’re representing the situation accurately. andre.arko.net/2025/10/09/t...
The RubyGems “security incident”
Ruby Central posted an extremely concerning “Incident Response Timeline” today, in which they make a number of exaggerated or purely misleading claims. Here’s my effort to set the record straight. Fir...
andre.arko.net
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
claude, show me tane
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
andy baio where the fuck is my upcoming dot org reboot
October 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Studio Gigli
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i think my new insult is "that sucks lard". it's not a curse word but it really conveys a sense of texture and smell.
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i should race cross again
October 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
walton goggins doritos walton goggins ai geocities walton goggins lobster buffet, when does it end??
October 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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how *would* you explain this. "imagine if the only company making serious investments in JavaScript was, like, Mailchimp, and the language's only killer app/framework was written by JK Rowling, whose own business was utterly insignificant"
edavis.dev Eric @edavis.dev · Oct 1
is there a good explainer out there for the Ruby Central stuff for somebody not very familiar with the ecosystem?
October 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
it’s extremely convenient that someone put together a list of places that i should prioritize applying to.
September 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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good morning sinners, this is the rapture! i’m your host jenn schiffer and for the next seven days i will be your guide. we have a lot of show, but first let’s give a huge round of applause to our sponsor betterhelp™
September 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i’m in the tube halfway across the bay while people are texting me about aftershocks. can the hayward fault chill at least until i’m not underwater??
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM