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in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
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WHY DO THEY CALL IT THE “REST” ROOM IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN HERE
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
WHY DO THEY CALL IT THE “REST” ROOM IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN HERE
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makes you wonder the extent to which the loser behavior of a lot of Democratic electeds is just downstream of the loser behavior of apparently a bunch of Democratic voters
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
makes you wonder the extent to which the loser behavior of a lot of Democratic electeds is just downstream of the loser behavior of apparently a bunch of Democratic voters
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i know i sound like a hater when i say this but i mean this purely descriptively: she's never done actual work
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i know i sound like a hater when i say this but i mean this purely descriptively: she's never done actual work
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i think this is exactly right. she was hired to be a regime censor but that requires a bit of real skill and finesse to pull of successfully and she has neither.
Weiss is simply not talented enough to pull this off.
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i think this is exactly right. she was hired to be a regime censor but that requires a bit of real skill and finesse to pull of successfully and she has neither.
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Took an entire half page to see Heated Rivalry alpha/omega fanfic, i’m disappointed in you freaks
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Took an entire half page to see Heated Rivalry alpha/omega fanfic, i’m disappointed in you freaks
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that’s not what i said
December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
that’s not what i said
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"this is a HUGE MOMENT for hollywood and ai--"
i think you should be thrown into an active volcano
i think you should be thrown into an active volcano
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"this is a HUGE MOMENT for hollywood and ai--"
i think you should be thrown into an active volcano
i think you should be thrown into an active volcano
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Billionaires are a self-alienating race of people, they don’t want to be treated like everyone else
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Billionaires are a self-alienating race of people, they don’t want to be treated like everyone else
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Newsom is saying “we don’t want to alienate billionaires” like they are normal people with normal values and desires, this guy is trying to say that billionaires deserve to be heard just as much as YOU DO
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Newsom is saying “we don’t want to alienate billionaires” like they are normal people with normal values and desires, this guy is trying to say that billionaires deserve to be heard just as much as YOU DO
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if i speak
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
if i speak
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they're spending billions of dollars to reinvent powerpoints so three shittily dressed guys can buy a fifth property and lobby against their unhoused neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
they're spending billions of dollars to reinvent powerpoints so three shittily dressed guys can buy a fifth property and lobby against their unhoused neighbors
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Good alternate: writing in a cafe with a Diet Coke and fries and a friend who hates the same people you do
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Good alternate: writing in a cafe with a Diet Coke and fries and a friend who hates the same people you do
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After losing all my brand deals over my “extreme” political views lol (I’m against genocide) brands are reaching out again. For anyone else who is dealing with organized harassment, deplatforming attempts, etc just keep building your audience and stay strong 🤝
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
After losing all my brand deals over my “extreme” political views lol (I’m against genocide) brands are reaching out again. For anyone else who is dealing with organized harassment, deplatforming attempts, etc just keep building your audience and stay strong 🤝
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imagine John Wayne Gacy, fully integrated into society, followed awkwardly by a robot that looks like the Greendale Human Being and grabs him whenever he lurches towards a young boy
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
imagine John Wayne Gacy, fully integrated into society, followed awkwardly by a robot that looks like the Greendale Human Being and grabs him whenever he lurches towards a young boy
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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I can’t believe fint witter scooped Who Fuckin Cares Weekly
TESLA’S HEAD OF CYBERTRUCK PROGRAM SIDDHANT AWASTHI IS LEAVING THE COMPANY - ELECTREK #TESLA $TSLA #Cybertruck
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I can’t believe fint witter scooped Who Fuckin Cares Weekly
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my ideal response to AI and crypto is a lot closer to an air strike than a bailout
“It’s not that I’m for austerity, it’s just that I’m against bailing out AI, crypto, private assets/university endowments, and I’m fine with canceled Thanksgiving flights and missed paychecks as long as Republicans take the blame for it.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my ideal response to AI and crypto is a lot closer to an air strike than a bailout
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this is what will show up if you invite me to your ai & copyright law conference
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this is what will show up if you invite me to your ai & copyright law conference
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If your libbing out lasts more than four hours please talk to your doctor
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If your libbing out lasts more than four hours please talk to your doctor
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"Well guys, you're gonna have to learn his f*cking name now."
I went on a rant at the Zohran Mamdani event last night, against billionaires who spent millions to try and stop a guy whose name they refuse to correctly pronounce.
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I went on a rant at the Zohran Mamdani event last night, against billionaires who spent millions to try and stop a guy whose name they refuse to correctly pronounce.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Well guys, you're gonna have to learn his f*cking name now."
I went on a rant at the Zohran Mamdani event last night, against billionaires who spent millions to try and stop a guy whose name they refuse to correctly pronounce.
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I went on a rant at the Zohran Mamdani event last night, against billionaires who spent millions to try and stop a guy whose name they refuse to correctly pronounce.
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Mamdani speaks.
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Mamdani speaks.
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I say his name, as we turn the page that abandons the many in favor of the few."
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Zohran Mamdani: We have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani: We have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the final time I utter his name.
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my only regret is that that Dick Cheney isn’t alive to be mad about this
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
my only regret is that that Dick Cheney isn’t alive to be mad about this