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Wee Chrissie B
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Writer, musician, crafty type. Refugee from that other place.
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🚨Now closing on 83,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed.

Let’s keep going!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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A lot of these political editors see Starmer/Trump and Mamdani/Trump as unexpected bromances, rather than what the rest of us see, which is someone trying to gamely manage a lunatic.
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
petition.parliament.uk
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Welcome to new Bluesky users.

Here’s how we do things:

1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol

2. No flisking

3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology

4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on

5. No questions

Good luck!
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Oh this is good. This is very good.
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
January 7, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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And the Angel Gabriel appeared before Mary and said, “Ooh, I like your robe!” and Mary did reply, “Thanks! It’s got pockets!"
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Suggestion for all TVs: Grandma Mode. Immediately removes motion smoothing, sets the 4:3 settings correctly for vintage repeats, and turns off Dolby surround sound so “you can hear what they’re bloody saying”, but all done with one button push.
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Exotic fruit reviews (an occasional series).
Pomelo: A small, dry, disappointing grapefruit encased in a giant wall of pith. Won’t bother with that again.
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I’ll be going as sexy goat meat.
sexy welsh senedd election
sexy radio address to the nation on free and fair trade april 25, 1987
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Well hello, all you young men who haven’t posted anything but are following hundreds of women on here, including me now.
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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The University of Glasgow groundspeople are going to be quite annoyed when they come in to work tomorrow...
October 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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My wife just told me about a thing where people are colouring in England flags to make them look like slices of Battenberg cake, how marvellous
September 14, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Nope, haven’t a scooby what this means, even though the individual words seem to be English vocabulary.
For my money, building the tools and SDKs for building app views is where the valuable work is. Making it easy to backfill and sync, then query the data set, would really take the anxiety out of the decentralization story.
August 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Breaking news: Thousands of flags for the patron saint of Palestine put up accross the country as a sign of solidarity with Gaza.
August 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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pigeons gather in scores
August 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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This is quite beautiful. All hail Dmitry Lamonov
August 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I laughed at this video for like 2 minutes straight last night and now you get to
July 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I have literally being doing all of this today, albeit in email form.
You know a Brit’s really mad when they beg your pardon, then suggest something may have escaped your attention, before apologising for being close to losing their patience. Upon reaching boiling point, there’s a chance they’ll issue the killer blow of offering you their regards.
July 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Crying with laughter here!
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
July 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Collective groan across the UK as Andrew Castle is announced as the BBC’s lead commentator for the Wimbledon Men’s Singles final. #Wimbledon #WimbledinFinal
July 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Today is as distant in time from Live Aid as Live Aid was from the end of World War II.

We're going back to bed.
July 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Age verification? We had an outside toilet.
July 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM