Kringlebert Bembledack, Holiday Anarchist
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Kringlebert Bembledack, Holiday Anarchist
@weigard.bsky.social
Social media was a mistake.
yeah i mean remember when fdr let the wehrmacht hang out in the pentagon
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.

The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
oh this administration is pro-black suddenly
The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think the key issue people have squaring low CConf with other economic indicators that "aren't so bad" is that at no time in recent history has it been nakedly evident how fragile and adversarial the economy is. It's hard to take solace in inflation reducing .1% when the economy is a mob casino.
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Does Make-a-Wish fulfillment typically last over a year and involve the entire government?
Breaking news: The board of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts has voted to rename the storied arts institution the “Trump-Kennedy Center,” according to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt.
Kennedy Center board votes to rename ‘Trump-Kennedy Center’
Kennedy Center trustees, installed earlier this year by President Trump, have voted to rename the center after him, said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Secretary of You Should Smile More
Duffy: "Oftentimes we get weather that happens this time of year, so there gets to be some disruption. I just hope people pack their best attitudes and best spirits as they go to the airport."
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
NFL inury reporters: "Tests suggest a torn ACL, but after hacking his medial records, genetic background and interviewing every living family member, it's likely that he's predisposed to a longer recovery time."

NHL injury reports: "We have angered the bones; they refuse to divulge their wisdom."
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is the speaker in the intro for every one of @drewmagary.bsky.social 's annual Williams-Sonoma catalogue send-ups.
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m gonna be all “yub nub” this and drumming on ICE helmets that until my wife has no choice but to leave me.
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
At this point everyone can just say they though Charlie Kirk getting got was kinda funny.
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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George Michael hits #1 today in 1987 with “Faith”.

“.. It was very much about having faith in yourself,” he said. “It wasn’t a religious song at all — it was about believing in yourself when everything around you is changing and people are questioning what you’re doing.”

#RIP
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Be more like sea mammals.

Anti-yacht, pro-Dick Van Dyke.
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
oh gee did leftists predict the future again
Congratulations you fucking morons
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
To stay consistent with its reporting on childrens' suffering, the Times made sure to point out that a lot of the children that have measles had been sick in the past, so can we really blame anti-vaxxers?
More than 250 people who were exposed to measles, including dozens of unvaccinated school-aged children, are quarantining in South Carolina as the state wrestles to contain an outbreak that has sickened more than 110 people.
Hundreds Quarantined in South Carolina as Measles Outbreak Shows No Sign of Slowing
The outbreak shows no signs of slowing, likely because of the affected area’s “lower-than-hoped-for vaccination coverage,” a state health official said.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This dork managed to make pirates uncool.
Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized?

TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
One reason I'm looking forward to election season is that a Democratic candidate will invariably use the six seven meme to try to drum up the youth vote and kill it forever.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is less worrying when you realize how many are just going to use it to make pornographic deepfakes of Kristi Noem.
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."

He says the military has launched a new platform that  "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
AI pervs think that taking from other musicians will let them create Paul’s Boutique, when really the result is worse than Jet.
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
books about to hit hard
This is just how we do mergers now.

"Paramount executives also plan to argue their deal will have a much shorter regulatory approval process given the company’s smaller size and friendly relationship with the Trump administration."

www.cnbc.com/2025/12/08/p...
Paramount Skydance launches hostile bid for WBD after Netflix wins bidding war
Netflix won a bidding war for the Warner Bros. film studio and HBO Max streaming service, but it doesn't plan to buy WBD's TV networks.
www.cnbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You know the NCAA is cooked when teams would rather pay a fine than play in a Tuesday night Avelo Airlines Human Trafficking Bowl.
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
SCOTUS: “How can we make normie wine moms’ candidate litmus test ‘tax rebates for submitting MAGA scalps?’”
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Imagine worshiping a god threatened by Samhaim.
I want to defend chocolate ice cream lovers by banning vanilla.
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM