Jason Rosenbaum
@whyaminotasleep.bsky.social
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Welcome Mr. Bluesky?
Welcome Mr. Bluesky?
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Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/
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Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
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Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
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Points Gondelman.
The renaming wasn’t great but at this point in American history “The Kennedy Center” really should refer to any location where children contract measles.
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Points Gondelman.
Poles gonna Pole.
The new Polish president, endorsed by Trump, has ended the tradition of lighting a Menorah at Poland's presidential palace, a gesture of coming to terms with Jewish history. He said he ended the lighting because "I take my attachment to Christian values seriously." forward.com/opinion/7919...
Why Poland’s president canceled his menorah lighting — and how the West helped make that happen
Karol Nawrocki canceled menorah lighting at the presidential palace, part of a broader failure to combat antisemitism, Holocaust revisionism.
forward.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Poles gonna Pole.
All of the above.
He'll start a war to:
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
All of the above.
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just how much darkness are our little lights going to be required to banish
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
just how much darkness are our little lights going to be required to banish
Pretty much.
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pretty much.
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A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
PSA! 📢 The dept of Ed is planning to reclassify nursing, counseling, social work, ＆ other degrees from "professional" to "graduate." This would cut in HALF the amount of loans students can take out ＆ would undermine these vital, women-dominated fields. Sign to join the fight app.sosha.ai/s/Ydg15Lwt
Sign now: Protect professional status for nurses, teachers, & social workers!
app.sosha.ai
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
PSA! 📢 The dept of Ed is planning to reclassify nursing, counseling, social work, ＆ other degrees from "professional" to "graduate." This would cut in HALF the amount of loans students can take out ＆ would undermine these vital, women-dominated fields. Sign to join the fight app.sosha.ai/s/Ydg15Lwt
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They were working on an mRNA application for glioblastoma when Elon/RFK laid wreck to everything.
[My father died of glioblastoma.]
[My father died of glioblastoma.]
This hit me like a gut punch, because I lost a good friend to glioblastoma. I wish Jason Collins a speedy & full recovery, knowing that Stage 4 Glioblastoma has always been terminal.
Hoping for a cure.
Fuck cancer!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Hoping for a cure.
Fuck cancer!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Former NBA player Jason Collins announces he has Stage 4 brain cancer
Collins started experiencing symptoms while trying to pack for a US Open trip.
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
They were working on an mRNA application for glioblastoma when Elon/RFK laid wreck to everything.
[My father died of glioblastoma.]
[My father died of glioblastoma.]
Wishing namesake Jason Collins all good thoughts as he faces a hard road ahead with a #glioblastoma.
And all the Fuck Yous for #RFKJR, #HHS, #DOGE and #TRUMP for killing cancer and #vaccine research.
I know 3 people killed by glioblastomas, including 2 kids. Their memory, and we, deserve better.
And all the Fuck Yous for #RFKJR, #HHS, #DOGE and #TRUMP for killing cancer and #vaccine research.
I know 3 people killed by glioblastomas, including 2 kids. Their memory, and we, deserve better.
They were working on an mRNA application for glioblastoma when Elon/RFK laid wreck to everything.
[My father died of glioblastoma.]
[My father died of glioblastoma.]
This hit me like a gut punch, because I lost a good friend to glioblastoma. I wish Jason Collins a speedy & full recovery, knowing that Stage 4 Glioblastoma has always been terminal.
Hoping for a cure.
Fuck cancer!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Hoping for a cure.
Fuck cancer!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tough choice, but probably
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Tough choice, but probably
Bingo!
New York City just went 12 calendar days without a single homicide, raising new concerns about Zohran Mamdani's approach to law enforcement.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bingo!
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This week, Senate Republicans gave LIFETIME judicial appointments to more anti-abortion fanatics who support fetal personhood—the dangerous idea that a fetus should have the same rights as a pregnant woman.
They're hoping you don't notice. I won’t let this fly under the radar.
They're hoping you don't notice. I won’t let this fly under the radar.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This week, Senate Republicans gave LIFETIME judicial appointments to more anti-abortion fanatics who support fetal personhood—the dangerous idea that a fetus should have the same rights as a pregnant woman.
They're hoping you don't notice. I won’t let this fly under the radar.
They're hoping you don't notice. I won’t let this fly under the radar.
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Accommodating authoritarianism sure ain't rock and roll.
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Accommodating authoritarianism sure ain't rock and roll.
Scary but necessary: Google Wrapped. Meta Wrapped. Netflix Wrapped. Amazon Wrapped. ATT Wrapped. Apple Wrapped. Musk DOGE Wrapped. Blunt, but we will learn that they know way too much about us. #privacy
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Scary but necessary: Google Wrapped. Meta Wrapped. Netflix Wrapped. Amazon Wrapped. ATT Wrapped. Apple Wrapped. Musk DOGE Wrapped. Blunt, but we will learn that they know way too much about us. #privacy
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Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
Simple logic.
Elect a convicted felon who pardoned war criminals, get war crimes.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Simple logic.
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
Ha ha!
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ha ha!
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Russia is invading Ukraine. It is important that Ukraine pay the price. Preferably to us directly.
by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Russia is invading Ukraine. It is important that Ukraine pay the price. Preferably to us directly.
by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
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Oh my god (Douglas Adams would have LOVED this)
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh my god (Douglas Adams would have LOVED this)