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in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
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trick question, those are all landmarks. Big Ben is an ominous alien artifact
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
trick question, those are all landmarks. Big Ben is an ominous alien artifact
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i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,
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They should have been entombed with her
“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They should have been entombed with her
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people keep saying they have a weakness to things that they are simply attracted to; women, men, geodesic domes. get a real weakness like rat poison or bullets.
November 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
people keep saying they have a weakness to things that they are simply attracted to; women, men, geodesic domes. get a real weakness like rat poison or bullets.
Ride your horse into a wall.
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ride your horse into a wall.
[fight club guy voice] you've met me at a very chinese time in my life
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
[fight club guy voice] you've met me at a very chinese time in my life
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when surveyed on their favorite recreational pastimes, 100% of spiders responded with variations of "not moving around"
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
when surveyed on their favorite recreational pastimes, 100% of spiders responded with variations of "not moving around"
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Now don't shit your pants, but the server couldn't be found. It may be due to some sort of wall of fire or perhaps a consequence of how the net works. No one can say for sure. Try again later, cowboy.
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Now don't shit your pants, but the server couldn't be found. It may be due to some sort of wall of fire or perhaps a consequence of how the net works. No one can say for sure. Try again later, cowboy.
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right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope There's Beer In Hell
scientists: Hell is real. Beer isn't in there
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope I Don't Go To Hell Because I Would Miss Beer So Much
scientists: Hell is real. Beer isn't in there
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope I Don't Go To Hell Because I Would Miss Beer So Much
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope There's Beer In Hell
scientists: Hell is real. Beer isn't in there
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope I Don't Go To Hell Because I Would Miss Beer So Much
scientists: Hell is real. Beer isn't in there
right-wing dirtbag comedian: I Hope I Don't Go To Hell Because I Would Miss Beer So Much
i'm putting these skill points into Horse Sense
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i'm putting these skill points into Horse Sense
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DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent.
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent.
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
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there are essential nutrients you can receive only from foods that have been geometricly shaped (bars, cylinder, sphere, on a stick)
August 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
there are essential nutrients you can receive only from foods that have been geometricly shaped (bars, cylinder, sphere, on a stick)
@katewagner.wehwalt.net is very smart and extremely correct and doesn't deserve any of this fucking nonsense from these sad people and their pathetic pearl-clutching reflexes
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
@katewagner.wehwalt.net is very smart and extremely correct and doesn't deserve any of this fucking nonsense from these sad people and their pathetic pearl-clutching reflexes
it was a week before christmas and all through the mouse
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
it was a week before christmas and all through the mouse
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
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aeiou
Scientifically accurate moon exploration game made in collaboration with Japan space agency now out for free on Steam
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Scientifically accurate moon exploration game made in collaboration with Japan space agency now out for free on Steam - AUTOMATON WEST
Real Moon is a realistic lunar exploration simulator made through the collaboration of JAXA and Unreal Engine 5 developer historia.
automaton-media.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
aeiou
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ME: this has been a great date. i should say i just had a peek at my active statuses and for some reason i see "Entranced" and "DROWNING!"
COMPELLINGLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I MET BY THE MOONLIT LAKE: don't worry about it
COMPELLINGLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I MET BY THE MOONLIT LAKE: don't worry about it
May 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ME: this has been a great date. i should say i just had a peek at my active statuses and for some reason i see "Entranced" and "DROWNING!"
COMPELLINGLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I MET BY THE MOONLIT LAKE: don't worry about it
COMPELLINGLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I MET BY THE MOONLIT LAKE: don't worry about it
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folks, they're telling me about this fake new division. saying they handle "antimemetic phenomena". never heard of it. I ask them to show me a picture of one, they say they can't, sounds like a bad excuse to me, folks. we already got a memetics division anyway. we love those guys, don't we
there may or may not be an antimemetics division
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
folks, they're telling me about this fake new division. saying they handle "antimemetic phenomena". never heard of it. I ask them to show me a picture of one, they say they can't, sounds like a bad excuse to me, folks. we already got a memetics division anyway. we love those guys, don't we
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there are more things under heaven and earth than are said to exist in this dojo, sensei
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
there are more things under heaven and earth than are said to exist in this dojo, sensei