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dumbmike.bsky.social
These might be the most important youtube captions in history
Nasty by Janet Jackson begins Nasty continues playing
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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ambignostic.bsky.social
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it] mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it] DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently] mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage] DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf] DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch] mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car] DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue] mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over] DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine] DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11] mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it] DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint] mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door] DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape] mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over] DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent] mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string] DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud] mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter] DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying] mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose] DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
Dave Willardson, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980’s
December 24, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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konatachan.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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juneflower.bsky.social
#pixelart
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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mkupperman.bsky.social
For the last ten days of sale, use code THRIZZLE for 10% off. Literally insane savings!!!
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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timeskull.bsky.social
580 - Min-Max Baby
P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points.. Then put everything into legs.. P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib) P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active.. P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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hrabb.it
David Lynch of a room from a Zillow listing
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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globalmuseum.bsky.social
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
vineyille @vineyille [Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot
November 24, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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itsdings.bsky.social
It's disgusting how the current administration is burying all information about "The Battle Of The Beasts" and keeping it out of our children's school books
If you have not noticed, my friends, there is a war being fought. A war between good and evil, a war between right and wrong, a war between freedom and the opposite of freedom I am not really sure what that is. A war between dinosaurs and bunnies. The troops need your support. Please, for the love of god, do not just sit there in nothing but a cape and eat pizza.
May 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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baybayfriend.bsky.social
Welcome to the Chatroom! secretlyneo: heyy what's up thanks for the invite. what does everyone think about all dressed chips? chipsomme: Hello! Looks like you skipped over the intake questions. Not a big deal but all members must answer them. What is your favorite bagged snack? secretlyneo: probably cool ramch ritos! I just had all dressed chips for the first time and I'm wondering what everyone thinks! toxicity8: lol ritos! good choice. i did have all dressed in canada and thought they were awesome. chipsomme: Not done just yet! What is your age and location? secretlyneo: lol really personal stuff just to talk about chips. chipsomme: It's just to foster familiarity and trust, which we all value here. toxicity8: idk somme, it is kind of weird to make everyone say where they live. i say we let neo through and start chatting about all dressed! crunchmayor: Yeah, I think we can move on! I thought all-dressed were all hype, personally. chipsomme: Toxicity, you are already on thin ice from the incident in which you held the Pretzels vs Pretzel Sticks debate without a mod present. toxicity8: your the only mod! what are we supposed to do, call your job at the loogie store every time we want to have a discussion? toxicity8 has been banned for 30 days. Reason: Disgusting language in a food chat. You should know better. crunchmayor: Lol. You're on a power trip, man. Booger booger turd peepee. crunchmayor has been banned for 30 days. Reason: This is what you wanted. secretlyneo: lol just you and me now Emperor. I live in Pennsylvania by the way. Butt Snot, Pennsylvania (great schools in butt snot)
March 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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kenparille.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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catbus.phd
'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870)
Kawanabe Kyōsai
sumi-e ink drawing accurately reflecting the title
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
magazine screenshot (1986) archive.org/details/logi...
screenshot shows a purple pig up on a stage, possibly singing into a microphone, eyes closed. another light coloured pig sits at a table looking on (crying?). a small red squid/octopus is sitting at another table with a bottle and cube sitting on the table.
August 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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drzoggle.bsky.social
they should always let this happen
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference
PANEL 1: A close-up drawing of Goku from Dragon Ball. PANEL 2: A mayor is reading prepared remarks from a lectern to the press. MAYOR: "Goku is the Mickey Mouse of fighting" PANEL 3: MAYOR: "Luffy is Goku but with long arms and--" REPORTER 1: "BOO!" MAYOR: "Let me finish--long arms and flip-flops." PANEL 4: REPORTER 2: "Mr. Mayor, are you speaking in terms of official policy recommendations or as a private citizen?" The mayor dabs away sweat. MAYOR: "Please, Tom, there'll be time for questions at the end." PANEL 5: REPORTER 3: "These are serious allegations--" MAYOR: "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron--" REPORTER 4: "Man, fuck this!" PANEL 6: MAYOR (visibly sweating): "Please, I have to get through this: Every Gundam is worse than Volton because his hands are lion mouths." REPORTER 1: "BOOOOOOOOO" PANEL 7: Security hoists up a reporter to eject him. SECURITY 1: "You're done, Fake News" REPORTER 1: "This is a democracy!" PANEL 8: The mayor continues. MAYOR: "Pokemon was a dry run for QAnon." REPORTER 1: "The people have a right to a free press!" PANEL 9: MAYOR: "Naruto is the Donald Duck of fighting." PANEL 10: Another reporter stands up and interrupts the mayor. REPORTER 5: "How many more--" MAYOR: "Boruto--" REPORTER 5: "How many more of these--" MAYOR (insistent): "BORUTO is Naruto with worser hair." PANEL 11: REPORTER 6: "How many more of these unfounded allegations are you going to--" MAYOR: "Questions at the end, Laura!" PANEL 12: MAYOR: "Evangelion is suicidal ideation Tenchi Muyo."
July 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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djokbuilt.bsky.social
batteryacid
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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robino.bsky.social
😭
September 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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robino.bsky.social
New style obsession:
September 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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vgjunk.bsky.social
Might have a full-on mid-life crisis moment and get the logo for the 1990 DOS game SATAN tattooed across my chest.
Logo for the DOS game SATAN. There's snakes, the T is an axe, it's pretty metal.
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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zerstoerer.bsky.social
terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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g0m.bsky.social
happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]
November 2, 2023 at 9:17 AM