WiseOldBarnBitch
@wiseoldbarnbitch.bsky.social
Old horsey broad who loves tequila, the west coast of Mexico, cats and spotty horses.
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2025 is nearly over and all I've got to say is what in the actual fuck was that? can I get my money back? Is there a line for that somewhere?
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
2025 is nearly over and all I've got to say is what in the actual fuck was that? can I get my money back? Is there a line for that somewhere?
I'm a barn bitch, I'm old and I drink and know things. Done the horsey thing for over 5 and a half decades.
Explain your username!
I'm Jesse Pohlman, so I'm JPohlman, and I am pretty much always writing so...JPohlmanWriting. It's an e-mail address aspect, it's a website aspect, it's a Discord handle.
I'm Jesse Pohlman, so I'm JPohlman, and I am pretty much always writing so...JPohlmanWriting. It's an e-mail address aspect, it's a website aspect, it's a Discord handle.
Explain your username
I'm just another indie writer. Nothing special. A face in the crowd.
I'm just another indie writer. Nothing special. A face in the crowd.
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm a barn bitch, I'm old and I drink and know things. Done the horsey thing for over 5 and a half decades.
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This is just a personal observation, but I think some people get the words spontaneous and reckless confused because I promise you there is a difference…
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is just a personal observation, but I think some people get the words spontaneous and reckless confused because I promise you there is a difference…
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"Irregardless" 😑
Pretty sure I make this same face whenever someone says “pacific” instead of “specific”
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Irregardless" 😑
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This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This could have been an email.
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me as a professional fighter: duel income, no kids
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
me as a professional fighter: duel income, no kids
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@sunwingvacations.bsky.social you've got a couple of hundred passengers stuck outside the airport in Puerto Vallarta, almost 1 am, with a flight not going til 1 pm?
@ctvnews-rss.bsky.social
@cbcnews-rss.bsky.social
@ctvnews-rss.bsky.social
@cbcnews-rss.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
@sunwingvacations.bsky.social you've got a couple of hundred passengers stuck outside the airport in Puerto Vallarta, almost 1 am, with a flight not going til 1 pm?
@ctvnews-rss.bsky.social
@cbcnews-rss.bsky.social
@ctvnews-rss.bsky.social
@cbcnews-rss.bsky.social
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Anytime somebody tells me an outlandish conspiracy theory my immediate thought is wow you really belong in a sanatorium.
February 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Anytime somebody tells me an outlandish conspiracy theory my immediate thought is wow you really belong in a sanatorium.
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We need Pete on BlueSky!!!
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
We need Pete on BlueSky!!!
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Do one thing every day that scares you.
Me: **reads the news**
Me: **reads the news**
February 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Me: **reads the news**
Me: **reads the news**
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The loveliest thing about the Carters is that they will both be buried together in Plains, Ga, at their home.
They'll return to where they began.
They'll return to where they began.
December 30, 2024 at 3:32 AM
The loveliest thing about the Carters is that they will both be buried together in Plains, Ga, at their home.
They'll return to where they began.
They'll return to where they began.
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It’s a clown car but the clown car is a Tesla and it just caught fire
December 27, 2024 at 11:07 PM
It’s a clown car but the clown car is a Tesla and it just caught fire
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I heard there was a secret cord
Somewhere in my cable drawer
The only way to power my old computer
It looked a bit like USB
Perhaps at seven volts DC
I swear I'd find it of I was astuter.
Somewhere in my cable drawer
The only way to power my old computer
It looked a bit like USB
Perhaps at seven volts DC
I swear I'd find it of I was astuter.
December 23, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I heard there was a secret cord
Somewhere in my cable drawer
The only way to power my old computer
It looked a bit like USB
Perhaps at seven volts DC
I swear I'd find it of I was astuter.
Somewhere in my cable drawer
The only way to power my old computer
It looked a bit like USB
Perhaps at seven volts DC
I swear I'd find it of I was astuter.
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OK. I confess. I chuckled.
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
OK. I confess. I chuckled.
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Spoiler alert.
December 2, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Spoiler alert.
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
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