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Mentored by @hidingintheburg. Late bloomer. Oh, and Resist! Don't comply in advance! 🇺🇸 ♥️ 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
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December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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If you give multiple interviews to Vanity Fair and don’t know whether or not you are on or off the record - then you are not qualified to be a chief of staff.

Speaking as a chief of staff.
CNN suggests Susie Wiles might not have known she was on the record 😆
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Nothing more than perceived wealth that doesn’t exist for the purposes of taxes, but magically does for the purposes of leverage. Meanwhile, the rest of us pay real taxes on low wages and can’t leverage shit. The game is rigged. Tax the rich.
The world’s richest person just hit another major milestone thanks to the soaring valuation of his rocket maker SpaceX.

Full story: www.forbes.com/sites/mattdu... (Photo: Kevin Winter via Getty Images)
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Troubling exchange in the replies:
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
There was the same response by *many* colleges and universities including Brown following the 1970 Kent State shootings because it was such a national shock. My older brother was a sophomore at Brown at the time.
Brown university has shut down teaching. No finals, projects, papers, etc. will be due. Students are free to leave at any time, and students who want to or have to stay will be fully supported with food, housing, counseling , etc.
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
in re the ongoing snow event in SW PA:
California tags, get off the road.

Flordia tags, who let you out of your house.

Michigan tags, go right ahead, have a safe evening.
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I gotta say Indiana is a surprise entry in the #Resist movement.
I feel like Indiana abandoning Trump is a tipping point. And it’s not because they didn’t want a new map. It’s because he shook them down.
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Ohio.org running ads here of imaginary people happily returning to the state. Ignoring the fact that their
🎵 Pretty countryside
Had been paved down the middle
By a government that had no pride 🎶

(The Pretenders, My City Was Gone)
Welcome to Ohio
Visit Ohio, The Heart of it All. Find information on places to stay, things to do, trip ideas, destinations, events, and more. Plan your trip today!
Ohio.org
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Mark Cuban got clowned for arguing against universal health care. I had a better impression of him but I guess rich just understand rich?
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Congresswoman Ramirez to Noem: "Your options are limited: resign, get fired or get impeached."
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Trump threatened to pull the state's federal funding, he sent Vance there multiple times, his allies (including his son) are currently threatening to oust all the Republicans who rebuked him, and he's already sicced his goons on these lawmakers, bringing them countless death threats. But ok.
Reporter: The senate in Indiana voted against the redistricting effort.

Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is not AI. I don't think AI could conjure up this mess.
Look at the central city riverfront of Portland. It's just so shocking and embarrassing that we tolerate this.
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Thanks for clarifying in the alt text that that's a "hair tie" beside her.

Signed, Experienced Cat Companion
my husband was just leaving the house and said "Donnie. you're in charge"

??
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Go into the light!"
everything about this image is a marvel.
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Taylor Swift's gonna Taylor Swift and you go girl but in this avant-garde outfit on Colbert it looks like she's naked behind a lectern.
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
When fonts come to life. 👇 😄
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Please press 1 to be frustrated by a phone tree.
Please press 2 to hear several clicks and then be disconnected.
Please press 3 to record a voice mail that we claim will be listened to by a supervisor, but they'll just press "delete after one second".

I'm sorry I didn't understand your selection.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Glad to see they're focused on the nation's urgent issues. This and pull-up bars in airports, along with business attire.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Actually informative. Worth watching.
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Simpering Mike on the other site, fyi.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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(But actually Daily Mail embellishes, per the comments.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
For domestic tranquility I have to mute the TV every time a clip with Turmp speaking pops up. Couldn't smart TV tech have a configuration option for a list of names to automute whenever they appear on screen? #MillionDollarIdea
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Coincidence? 🤔 🤨
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM