@wjb829.bsky.social
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me: everything is terrifying
therapist: correct. that’ll be $300, please
therapist: correct. that’ll be $300, please
January 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
me: everything is terrifying
therapist: correct. that’ll be $300, please
therapist: correct. that’ll be $300, please
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🔥 😬 🇨🇦 Canadian House of Commons Member Charlie Angus says being next to 🇺🇸 “is like living in an apartment above a meth lab at times” and “while our taxes might be slightly higher, it doesn’t cost us a dime to go to the doctor”
Well played sir
Well played sir
December 29, 2024 at 4:51 AM
🔥 😬 🇨🇦 Canadian House of Commons Member Charlie Angus says being next to 🇺🇸 “is like living in an apartment above a meth lab at times” and “while our taxes might be slightly higher, it doesn’t cost us a dime to go to the doctor”
Well played sir
Well played sir
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I just saw, "girl, you thicker than gorilla exhibit glass." And had to share that one with the class.
December 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I just saw, "girl, you thicker than gorilla exhibit glass." And had to share that one with the class.
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thinking about how crazy popeye would sound deepthroating
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 AM
thinking about how crazy popeye would sound deepthroating
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Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor.
Party of Family Values, am I right?
Party of Family Values, am I right?
December 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor.
Party of Family Values, am I right?
Party of Family Values, am I right?
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In communism we will torture this man and call it reality tv
MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video
December 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
In communism we will torture this man and call it reality tv
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[millions of years of evolution and ten thousand years of civilization later]
me: *eats nachos*
me: *eats nachos*
December 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
[millions of years of evolution and ten thousand years of civilization later]
me: *eats nachos*
me: *eats nachos*
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Kids say the funniest things. Today our 4-year-old said,
“A n g e l s s h a l l t r e m b l e a t m y
m e r c i l e s s w r a t h”
“A n g e l s s h a l l t r e m b l e a t m y
m e r c i l e s s w r a t h”
December 17, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Kids say the funniest things. Today our 4-year-old said,
“A n g e l s s h a l l t r e m b l e a t m y
m e r c i l e s s w r a t h”
“A n g e l s s h a l l t r e m b l e a t m y
m e r c i l e s s w r a t h”
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If I ever propose again, I’m going to do it with an onion ring so if she refuses, at least I’ll have a snack.
December 11, 2024 at 2:21 AM
If I ever propose again, I’m going to do it with an onion ring so if she refuses, at least I’ll have a snack.
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The best way to quit your job is to punch out a few ceiling tiles and clamber up into the ventilation system, never to be seen again
December 9, 2024 at 11:32 AM
The best way to quit your job is to punch out a few ceiling tiles and clamber up into the ventilation system, never to be seen again
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
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Lesson 1: Do not obey in advance.
Thread of lessons from my book #OnTyranny. Written in 2016.
Thread of lessons from my book #OnTyranny. Written in 2016.
November 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Lesson 1: Do not obey in advance.
Thread of lessons from my book #OnTyranny. Written in 2016.
Thread of lessons from my book #OnTyranny. Written in 2016.
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If a Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library.
They don’t know where, or what it is!
They don’t know where, or what it is!
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM
If a Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library.
They don’t know where, or what it is!
They don’t know where, or what it is!
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Lots of people are seeing our billboards but sadly @JoeNBC and @morningmika.bsky.social are not among them. Chip in and we’ll do more. Thanks maddogpac.com/products/qui...
November 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Lots of people are seeing our billboards but sadly @JoeNBC and @morningmika.bsky.social are not among them. Chip in and we’ll do more. Thanks maddogpac.com/products/qui...
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Trump picks Dr. Oz for Center for Medicare and Medicaid Administrator. More clowns at the circus.
November 19, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Trump picks Dr. Oz for Center for Medicare and Medicaid Administrator. More clowns at the circus.
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None of those. This country just proved it is still too racist, misogynistic and anti lgbtq. It HAS to be a young straight white male, from a red state. I say Beshear.
November 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
None of those. This country just proved it is still too racist, misogynistic and anti lgbtq. It HAS to be a young straight white male, from a red state. I say Beshear.