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Yelling Jolteon
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Just a Jolteon yelling at people.
He/him
Gaston is a dumb mean handsome bully who is popular on account of being those things. The end.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So I think maybe some of them understand this and possibly it is the point. This is a bit conspiratorial but user posted content has gotten the narrative entirely out of the hands of oligarchs. I think maybe the latest genocide has made them realize just how far out it is.
what is extra frustrating about the continued efforts to kill it is that none of them understand this

everyone attacking it is convinced that killing section 230 will allow them to remove some part of the internet that they don't like, be it content moderation or sex predators, but it's much worse
Bluntly, Section 230 is almost literally the law that the entire internet rests upon, it makes it possible for user generated content to exist on the internet, it’s incredibly important, and genuinely we must defend it at all costs. This place literally would not exist without it.
December 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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i’ll add that what substantively seems to annoy silver is the existence of people with principles
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
People don't think about you as much as you think they do.
Maturing is realizing that…
December 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I have zero solidarity with someone who says, "I am racist."

One might think I am making a satirical exaggeration of the event. Somehow, I am not.
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I had to block a bunch of people the other day who were advocating for "student as consumers" type stuff, basically arguing against well-rounded degrees in favor of only having to learn what's strictly necessary for your job:

It is important to society that you're sometimes not a consumer.
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
If you'd told me ten years ago that Disney was gonna distribute content made by internet randos using their trademarked characters under the Disney brand, I'd have laughed my whole ass off.
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Look around you. Do you see policies being implemented at scale? Do you see the end of investment into new fossil energy? Do you see phasing out of existing fossil infrastructure? Do you see massive renewables deployment and the lowering of demand for energy and materials?

You do not.

3/n
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There are some parents who genuinely think if their child does not perform to the specifications they desire they should be able to return them to the store.
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

archive.ph/Tmthz
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I continue to have no sympathy left for whinging about how the public are rude about AI and feel threatened by it when the biggest players in the AI space have spent years very vocally and constantly *threatening the public*
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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The thing that will always stay with me is, how people sit next to Elon Musk and let him lie, for minutes on end, and refuse to challenge him on anything.

The next Tesla cars will have rocket engines? Cool!
I'll put people on Mars in 10 years? OK!
I'm building a underground highway? Neat!
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This chain of logic is a vicious circle. The underlying issue is that even if non job critical courses were removed from all curriculums, the cost would not decrease because it isn't smart business to charge people less when they've demonstrated they're willing to pay more.
If I’m not a customer then why do I pay so much? I’m definitely a customer and as a customer I have certain expectations for the service rendered.
YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.

Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I said it before, will say it again -- generative AI fetishizes "ideas" while sneering at effort, execution, and education. That, despite Gen-AI being built on and out of other people's effort, execution and education.
A.I. and the Fetishization Of Ideas
In writing and in dispensing my (very dubious, probably shady) writing advice, I am often keen to note that ideas are bullshit. Most writers treat them like precious gems when really, ideas are lik…
terribleminds.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It is a running joke of almost all creatives that we have a graveyard of concepts that we thought of, wrote down to work on later, and know we probably will never execute simply because there will not be enough time to try to realize more than maybe 10% of our 'ideas'.
Most artists are brimming with ideas. Ideas are easy.

The actual work of creation is harder.

But it's also the satisfying part. The fun part.
I said it before, will say it again -- generative AI fetishizes "ideas" while sneering at effort, execution, and education. That, despite Gen-AI being built on and out of other people's effort, execution and education.
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Everyone’s boss thinks A.I. is cool and I can’t think of anyone cooler, smarter, or more in touch than everyone’s boss. kotaku.com/mcdonalds-ai...
McDonalds Got Bullied So Badly It Deleted Its AI Christmas Ad
The hated holiday ad apparently took weeks of crunch to generate, according to the studio behind it
kotaku.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wedding dresses might be the most expensive fetish clothing.
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Vaccines and baby formula are probably the two biggest game changers for infant mortality. It isn't an accident he's attacking both. Culling the weak is a core principle of eugenics. He wants more dead babies. I know that sounds insane, but just look at what he does.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Genuinely truly I hope that baby survives.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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As I've said before, the early 2010s economy was bad in a lot of objective senses due to the slack labor market and sluggish growth, but it was something of a golden age if you were the kind of guy who wanted to sexually harass your interns. Bosses remember this bsky.app/profile/worl...
A bad economy is good for rich people if they can keep the poors from getting mad enough about it. The bust part of the boom and bust is when they consolidate power.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Cigarettes a thing famously perscribed and recommended by doctors and peadiatricians.
Cass and a co-author have a really telling passage in a recent article where they draw an analogy between cigarette sales and puberty blockers! It's wild.
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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if we don't punish the creators of Lost for their crimes we can never begin to heal as a nation
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Lol, hard mode? Hang on, let me pick one.

Let's go with a recent one.
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM