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Man who wouldn’t wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
Man who wouldn't wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A man who refused to wear a mask to protect other people in 2020 has declared he has no problem wearing one while shooting them.
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January 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Man who wouldn’t wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them
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With a walking lighthouse simulator and a pottery warrior brawler, it's sad to see that Double Fine has just become another trend chaser
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
With a walking lighthouse simulator and a pottery warrior brawler, it's sad to see that Double Fine has just become another trend chaser
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It must be ancient.
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM
It must be ancient.
I feel like they may be a little overcautious with this release date!
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I feel like they may be a little overcautious with this release date!
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Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.'
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
July 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.'
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
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![Comic. [Two people floating with objects surrounding them.] PERSON with ponytail: You know, NASA and Roscosmos actually originally named it The *International Station*, but a translation issue led someone to accidentally transcribe the formatting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidej2s3eadnt4h45yovvpwbl3znxpv5q3hfb3w5ojnu3humrmlxcy@jpeg)
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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but just think of all the mining we'll be able to get done when we're no longer distracted by the sounds of those canaries
January 21, 2026 at 12:09 AM
but just think of all the mining we'll be able to get done when we're no longer distracted by the sounds of those canaries
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Serial killer’s cat insists on lying right across the warm corpse he’s working on
Serial killer’s cat insists on lying right across the warm corpse he’s working on
“Aw, jeez, Ruffles, not there,” the Mauler said.
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January 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Serial killer’s cat insists on lying right across the warm corpse he’s working on
Nasty.
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Nasty.
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Bonnie Crombee (sp?), the person who has apparently been head of the Liberal Party of Ontario since 2023, is reportedly not doing that anymore.
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/pers...
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/pers...
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Bonnie Crombee (sp?), the person who has apparently been head of the Liberal Party of Ontario since 2023, is reportedly not doing that anymore.
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/pers...
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/pers...
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Little known fact Xbox went out of business during the Cretaceous because they doubled subscription charges back then too but Phil thought he was built different
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Little known fact Xbox went out of business during the Cretaceous because they doubled subscription charges back then too but Phil thought he was built different
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Elon Musk achieves dream of automating child sex abuse
Elon Musk achieves dream of automating child sex abuse
AUSTIN, TX - World's richest man Elon Musk has achieved another lifelong milestone goal, this time training his artificial intelligence program Grok to make it easier than ever for users to create ima...
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January 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Elon Musk achieves dream of automating child sex abuse
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after five hours of sensory overload i stumbled into the booth for Persona AI, which brags that they have an on-PC AI image generator that functions without using the internet
it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.
it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
after five hours of sensory overload i stumbled into the booth for Persona AI, which brags that they have an on-PC AI image generator that functions without using the internet
it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.
it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.
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SoundHoundAI came to CES 2026 to show off their AI Agent building software. I caught one rep explaining to a team from Coca-Cola how their agent taking orders for Burger King can be programmed to "push" specific product lines or even sizes of beverage, altering the menu display if needed.
January 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
SoundHoundAI came to CES 2026 to show off their AI Agent building software. I caught one rep explaining to a team from Coca-Cola how their agent taking orders for Burger King can be programmed to "push" specific product lines or even sizes of beverage, altering the menu display if needed.
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Good news: you can beat the unholy fuck out of it
Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Good news: you can beat the unholy fuck out of it
Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card
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Take-Two stock is down 4.26% this afternoon because of rumors that GTA6 will be delayed based on a podcast in which I did not say that GTA6 would be delayed
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Take-Two stock is down 4.26% this afternoon because of rumors that GTA6 will be delayed based on a podcast in which I did not say that GTA6 would be delayed
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It has come to my attention that you guys didn’t buy Sektori, and that’s fucked up. It’s the only game I’m playing right now. store.steampowered.com/app/2105620/...
Sektori on Steam
Sektori is an intense, fast paced twin-stick shooter infused with hard hitting techno music. A game where the high-adrenaline gameplay, visuals, and music come together to transport you into another s...
store.steampowered.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
It has come to my attention that you guys didn’t buy Sektori, and that’s fucked up. It’s the only game I’m playing right now. store.steampowered.com/app/2105620/...
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and honestly the world would be so much better off if all of us with Online addictions just got into smack
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
and honestly the world would be so much better off if all of us with Online addictions just got into smack
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trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
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Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
OTTAWA - This morning, in an unscheduled press statement, the Prime Minister's Office has said that Prime Minister Mark Carney has turned off geolocation services for all his electronic devices "for n...
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January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
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Grok issued an apology; however an air fryer and a Maytag top-load washer close to the situation have told us he was lying.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Grok issued an apology; however an air fryer and a Maytag top-load washer close to the situation have told us he was lying.
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There are many things to love about Rami’s top 10 for 2025 but this is one of my favourites.
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
There are many things to love about Rami’s top 10 for 2025 but this is one of my favourites.
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Some people have seemed confused about what my Low Quality Facts account is, so I made this graph to help you all understand it.
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Some people have seemed confused about what my Low Quality Facts account is, so I made this graph to help you all understand it.