Wu Tang Secret
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Never going to log off
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i think it's smart for the democrats to hold off and wait to see if trump had a good reason for breaking the law
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
i think it's smart for the democrats to hold off and wait to see if trump had a good reason for breaking the law
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If you don't think the capture of Nicolas Maduro has made the world safer, just remember how the death of Saddam Hussein brought stability to the region and a lasting peace to the world.
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
If you don't think the capture of Nicolas Maduro has made the world safer, just remember how the death of Saddam Hussein brought stability to the region and a lasting peace to the world.
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The best statements on it are the ones which don't fall into this trap and ignore Maduro entirely as the subject, simply saying This Is Illegal And An Outrage
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The best statements on it are the ones which don't fall into this trap and ignore Maduro entirely as the subject, simply saying This Is Illegal And An Outrage
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
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Donald Trump has multiple indictments in the United States for crimes against the US government. And also pardoned top drug dealers.
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Donald Trump has multiple indictments in the United States for crimes against the US government. And also pardoned top drug dealers.
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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In 2019, Tulsi Gabbard warned that Trump’s desire to intervene in Venezuela is “about the oil ... again.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In 2019, Tulsi Gabbard warned that Trump’s desire to intervene in Venezuela is “about the oil ... again.”
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
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It’s darkly humorous he can’t even muster the ability to give some lip service to democracy or allowing the Venezuelan people to choose their leader.
FOX & FRIENDS: What do you think is next for the Venezuelan people now that you have removed Maduro so he can face American justice?
TRUMP: Well, we're making that decision now. We can't take a chance on letting somebody else run it, just take over where he left off. So we're making that decision
TRUMP: Well, we're making that decision now. We can't take a chance on letting somebody else run it, just take over where he left off. So we're making that decision
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It’s darkly humorous he can’t even muster the ability to give some lip service to democracy or allowing the Venezuelan people to choose their leader.
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*Extremely Paul McCartney voice*
Simply doing extrajudicial crimes
Simply doing extrajudicial crimes
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
*Extremely Paul McCartney voice*
Simply doing extrajudicial crimes
Simply doing extrajudicial crimes
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I’m not sure if we needed another sign that “kinetic” is the adjective of choice for dumb people who want to sound smart but Based Mike Lee just provided it
How does launching air strikes and a commando raid fall under the remit of self defense for an arrest operation
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I’m not sure if we needed another sign that “kinetic” is the adjective of choice for dumb people who want to sound smart but Based Mike Lee just provided it
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business owners FLEE new york city in the chaos following zohran mamdani's legalization of the hookshot from zelda, as residents nab rupees, hearts, and small enemies from a distance without repercussion
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
business owners FLEE new york city in the chaos following zohran mamdani's legalization of the hookshot from zelda, as residents nab rupees, hearts, and small enemies from a distance without repercussion
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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"The things they carried were an homage to '80s nerd culture, so Mike carried science club trophies and a toy Millennium Falcon. He and the other members of the Hawkins AV club carried a Heathkit ham shack radio unit until Eleven destroyed it when communicating across dimensions."
The Stranger Things They Carried
Mike carried Eggo waffles for a girl named Eleven. They were not love waffles, but Mike Sheets was hoping, so he carried the box of Eggos down the ...
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January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"The things they carried were an homage to '80s nerd culture, so Mike carried science club trophies and a toy Millennium Falcon. He and the other members of the Hawkins AV club carried a Heathkit ham shack radio unit until Eleven destroyed it when communicating across dimensions."
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Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
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Nice argument, too bad I've already depicted myself as the jubilant Bernie Sanders and you as the dour Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Nice argument, too bad I've already depicted myself as the jubilant Bernie Sanders and you as the dour Eric Adams
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[After two glasses of wine at every dinner party]
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[After two glasses of wine at every dinner party]
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
Hey did you know comic books imposed self-censorship to avoid government intervention so for like thirty years Superman comics stopped being about punching bad guys and instead he’d be like IF I DON’T EAT ALL THESE PIES JIMMY WILL TURN INTO A CLOCK!
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No one did more to make the Epstein Files a hot topic more than Trump and the MAGA base.
But now it’s a “Democrat inspired Hoax”
But now it’s a “Democrat inspired Hoax”
I love the smell of panic in the evening. Smells like…victory
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No one did more to make the Epstein Files a hot topic more than Trump and the MAGA base.
But now it’s a “Democrat inspired Hoax”
But now it’s a “Democrat inspired Hoax”
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[Ben Folds voice]
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
[Ben Folds voice]
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶
🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶