Juris Canis
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Music, law, 80s pop culture, athletic guitaring, dogs as judges of character
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Washington #Nationals president of baseball operations opened a video call with media bemoaning the loss of the Post sports department and ball writers Andrew Golden, Spencer Nusbaum, Chelsea Janes and Barry Svrluga, while noting the San Francisco Chronicle's role in shaping him as a youth.
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Washington #Nationals president of baseball operations opened a video call with media bemoaning the loss of the Post sports department and ball writers Andrew Golden, Spencer Nusbaum, Chelsea Janes and Barry Svrluga, while noting the San Francisco Chronicle's role in shaping him as a youth.
Credit to @awfulannouncing.bsky.social for IDing and perfectly executing the assignment. I don't remember ever seeing a kicker so subtly call back to the hed in a way that somehow both sneaks a middle finger at the story subject and takes the high road? Bravo and more please
![“I would say to the seven to eight thousand new followers that I have on Instagram, get ready to learn solo boating. Because the content is not going to be what you think you’re signing up for,” [Ryan Russillo] joked. “So again, anybody that was trying to figure out what the sentences that Awful Announcing is going to take from this to make the headline seem much worse, I don’t know what happened and I’m sorry that it did.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b7eihlvehhbaxgabiyqwxbsw/bafkreidkknma7uwwgsc7utog2fapdakicddgppw2kl57l4hxbb4mgwpy7i@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Credit to @awfulannouncing.bsky.social for IDing and perfectly executing the assignment. I don't remember ever seeing a kicker so subtly call back to the hed in a way that somehow both sneaks a middle finger at the story subject and takes the high road? Bravo and more please
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NEW: Federal judges are increasingly furious at what they see as a pattern / playbook of defiance by the Trump administration to court orders in immigration cases — in Minnesota and around the country.
Here’s a look at what they’re seeing: www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
Here’s a look at what they’re seeing: www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
How the Trump administration skirts — and defies — court rulings on ICE detentions
A POLITICO review of hundreds of cases brought by ICE detainees shows a pattern of noncompliance that has frustrated judges across the country.
www.politico.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 AM
NEW: Federal judges are increasingly furious at what they see as a pattern / playbook of defiance by the Trump administration to court orders in immigration cases — in Minnesota and around the country.
Here’s a look at what they’re seeing: www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
Here’s a look at what they’re seeing: www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
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Well that would be something. A millisecond pulsar orbiting the black hole at the center of our galaxy would enable incredibly precise measurements of the gravitational field in that extreme environment. Let’s hope it checks out.
news.columbia.edu/news/researc...
news.columbia.edu/news/researc...
Researchers Announce Discovery of a Possible Pulsar in the Milky Way’s Center
Confirming a pulsar star would enable unprecedented tests of General Relativity. Such a discovery would revolutionize physics.
news.columbia.edu
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Well that would be something. A millisecond pulsar orbiting the black hole at the center of our galaxy would enable incredibly precise measurements of the gravitational field in that extreme environment. Let’s hope it checks out.
news.columbia.edu/news/researc...
news.columbia.edu/news/researc...
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Breaking: Trump told Palm Beach police chief 'everyone' knew about Epstein and 'evil' Maxwell www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
Trump told Palm Beach police chief ‘everyone’ knew about Epstein, Maxwell was ‘evil’
The new information comes as Ghislaine Maxwell was summoned to appear Monday before a Congressional committee.
www.miamiherald.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Breaking: Trump told Palm Beach police chief 'everyone' knew about Epstein and 'evil' Maxwell www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
May you never become capable of saying gIrLz JoOs dEAlS as casual as this
Joe Rogan and guest/handler Mike Benz oozing ick out of every pore:
The girls at Epstein's parties weren't so much underage, but more "barely legal, so to speak", and "we have to remember "many of the clients are from countries that don't necessarily have the same norms...girls juice deals!"
JFC
The girls at Epstein's parties weren't so much underage, but more "barely legal, so to speak", and "we have to remember "many of the clients are from countries that don't necessarily have the same norms...girls juice deals!"
JFC
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
May you never become capable of saying gIrLz JoOs dEAlS as casual as this
Every post in this thread. Monoculture weakens. Monoculture blinds. Monoculture kills.
🧵 on the ignorance on display. 1) Starting w/diversity. The US military should broadly look like the US as that keeps the military tethered to American society. If it's all just a bunch of door kicking rural white Christian dudes that's bad. It's bad for the military & it's bad for American. 1/
NOBODY:
NOT A SOUL IN THE UNIVERSE:
PETE HEGSETH:
NOT A SOUL IN THE UNIVERSE:
PETE HEGSETH:
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Every post in this thread. Monoculture weakens. Monoculture blinds. Monoculture kills.
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Massie is abusing Trump stooge Todd Blanche over this
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Massie is abusing Trump stooge Todd Blanche over this
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Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein
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In case you want a prestigious certificate on your wall theagat.co
The AGAT - The Adventure Game Aptitude Test
Can you beat an 80s adventure game without a walkthrough? Prove it by taking the world's first standardized gaming exam.
theagat.co
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
In case you want a prestigious certificate on your wall theagat.co
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Amongst other things, this again highlights the core point about due process. It’s bad enough to be in a “show me your papers” situation, but your precious citizen/non-citizen, “legal”/“illegal” distinctions are meaningless when you can’t prove anything to authorities because they don’t give a shit.
And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record
www.irishtimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Amongst other things, this again highlights the core point about due process. It’s bad enough to be in a “show me your papers” situation, but your precious citizen/non-citizen, “legal”/“illegal” distinctions are meaningless when you can’t prove anything to authorities because they don’t give a shit.
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Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
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Martin, an 18-year-old citizen and soccer player, traveled with his Madison-area team to Minneapolis for a Futsal tournament (which my kid's team was going to play in, then opted out). While there, ICE stopped Martin and took his mom, who has been detained since.
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
Mother's immigration arrest leaves Madison soccer standout reeling
Federal immigration agents detained a Madison soccer player's mother while she was in Minnesota for her son's games. Now, he's struggling.
www.jsonline.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Martin, an 18-year-old citizen and soccer player, traveled with his Madison-area team to Minneapolis for a Futsal tournament (which my kid's team was going to play in, then opted out). While there, ICE stopped Martin and took his mom, who has been detained since.
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
Tony Kornheiser because he can pass and report from behind the lines
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Tony Kornheiser because he can pass and report from behind the lines
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My favorite thing about JD Vance is that nobody likes him
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
My favorite thing about JD Vance is that nobody likes him
Sweet, Jackie Daytona’s hosting the new Muppet Show
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Sweet, Jackie Daytona’s hosting the new Muppet Show
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By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet
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This is evil
Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved.
DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.
DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.
EXCLUSIVE: Terez Metry was 13 when her family fled to Tennessee from Egypt in 2011. Then, they left her behind. She only recently discovered she had an order of removal from 2011. But she was following the legal path to citizenship. On Monday, at a routine DHS meeting, Metry was detained.
February 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This is evil
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I’ve been doing some reflecting this morning on the danger of expectations, so I read @jacsonbevens.bsky.social’s post Patriots Super Bowl write up to help sober me momentarily before the drunken stupor of excitement that will be this weekend. And gdi if I didn’t find the perfect sobering passage:
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I’ve been doing some reflecting this morning on the danger of expectations, so I read @jacsonbevens.bsky.social’s post Patriots Super Bowl write up to help sober me momentarily before the drunken stupor of excitement that will be this weekend. And gdi if I didn’t find the perfect sobering passage:
Imagine how adorable you would look at a trial if you were caught writing sweet letters to your newborn. Then I guess try to imagine wtf Sam Altman wrote to his baby that made his legal team persuade him to cease and desist the baby letters.
On fatherhood, Altman said he used to write letters to his baby son, telling him about his challenges at work, so he could read them when he’s older. But Altman stopped after realizing they could be discoverable in a lawsuit.
I also thought this bit was particularly interesting:
I also thought this bit was particularly interesting:
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Imagine how adorable you would look at a trial if you were caught writing sweet letters to your newborn. Then I guess try to imagine wtf Sam Altman wrote to his baby that made his legal team persuade him to cease and desist the baby letters.
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The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
WaPo also closing Books section and downsizing International and Metro sections
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
This passage is the worst indictment of a leader you can make. Someone who cares about Bezos needs to convince him to put on a shirt and sack Will Lewis before the next yacht race.
February 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
This passage is the worst indictment of a leader you can make. Someone who cares about Bezos needs to convince him to put on a shirt and sack Will Lewis before the next yacht race.