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Today we celebrate Him
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today we celebrate Him
When the joint got me like
April 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
When the joint got me like
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never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good
The Vietnam vets I was in a homeless camp with were there because Reagan axed the mental health programs.
My uncle is now just a name on a giant quilt.
Reagan’s miniscule soul can burn in hell and I will dance on the ashes.
My uncle is now just a name on a giant quilt.
Reagan’s miniscule soul can burn in hell and I will dance on the ashes.
Don't respond to a gay man who grew up in the '80s and '90s by telling him that talking about being thankful for a Reagan presidency is a smart strategy. Because, fuck that.
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good
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“Don’t touch the bimboification ring, it’s very dangerous.”
“Dangerous?” I giggle, twirling my hair and looking at her with wide eyes. “How could this cute widdle thing be dangerous?”
“Because,” the clerk sighed, looking down at my hand, “it can’t be taken off.”
“You’re sooooo pretty,” I agreed.
“Dangerous?” I giggle, twirling my hair and looking at her with wide eyes. “How could this cute widdle thing be dangerous?”
“Because,” the clerk sighed, looking down at my hand, “it can’t be taken off.”
“You’re sooooo pretty,” I agreed.
March 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Don’t touch the bimboification ring, it’s very dangerous.”
“Dangerous?” I giggle, twirling my hair and looking at her with wide eyes. “How could this cute widdle thing be dangerous?”
“Because,” the clerk sighed, looking down at my hand, “it can’t be taken off.”
“You’re sooooo pretty,” I agreed.
“Dangerous?” I giggle, twirling my hair and looking at her with wide eyes. “How could this cute widdle thing be dangerous?”
“Because,” the clerk sighed, looking down at my hand, “it can’t be taken off.”
“You’re sooooo pretty,” I agreed.
A bangarang of a diddy
March 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A bangarang of a diddy
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*to the tune of if you're happy and you know it*
🎶 If you comment with a ai profile pic you get blocked 👏👏 If you follow with a ai banner you get blocked! 👏👏 if you're going to ai please just say bye bye, if you're labeled ai user you get blocked 👏👏 🎶
🎶 If you comment with a ai profile pic you get blocked 👏👏 If you follow with a ai banner you get blocked! 👏👏 if you're going to ai please just say bye bye, if you're labeled ai user you get blocked 👏👏 🎶
February 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
*to the tune of if you're happy and you know it*
🎶 If you comment with a ai profile pic you get blocked 👏👏 If you follow with a ai banner you get blocked! 👏👏 if you're going to ai please just say bye bye, if you're labeled ai user you get blocked 👏👏 🎶
🎶 If you comment with a ai profile pic you get blocked 👏👏 If you follow with a ai banner you get blocked! 👏👏 if you're going to ai please just say bye bye, if you're labeled ai user you get blocked 👏👏 🎶
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always, after swinging for lethal, say aloud: "reading the card explains the card." opponents love it
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
always, after swinging for lethal, say aloud: "reading the card explains the card." opponents love it
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It would be so ironic if Musk dies in a private jet mid air collision because he defunded the FAA.
February 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It would be so ironic if Musk dies in a private jet mid air collision because he defunded the FAA.
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I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table
February 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table
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make sure to set aside a little time each day to regret everything
February 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
make sure to set aside a little time each day to regret everything
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in this episode, Bluey learns how to administer Narcan
February 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
in this episode, Bluey learns how to administer Narcan
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We like boycotts in America, because we think of ourselves as consumers first and workers second. But our power as workers is infinitely more potent than any power we imagine we have as consumers
February 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We like boycotts in America, because we think of ourselves as consumers first and workers second. But our power as workers is infinitely more potent than any power we imagine we have as consumers
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Most Looney Tunes characters are effectively indestructible but I don’t think that’s true for Pepe Le Pew. I bet if you ran him over with a car he’d just die.
February 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Most Looney Tunes characters are effectively indestructible but I don’t think that’s true for Pepe Le Pew. I bet if you ran him over with a car he’d just die.
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hey no offense but are we in my stress dream right now
February 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
hey no offense but are we in my stress dream right now
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My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer
February 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer
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The duality of trans.
February 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The duality of trans.
Breakfast of transpions.
January 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Breakfast of transpions.
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GOOD GIRL WITH A GUN
December 14, 2024 at 5:17 PM
GOOD GIRL WITH A GUN
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