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Xavi Kohlrabi
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Wario Thanksgiving. "Wanksgiving." Workshopping this to see if anything's there
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
dental hygiene is so fucking hot
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Attention Dogficit Hyperwagtivity Disorder
September 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Help, my dog has developed a special interest in early locomotive history
September 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Xavi Kohlrabi is my spooky name, I just use it year round. It goes back to the kohlrabi costume I wore for Halloween in 2007.
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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This is my new favorite thing 🤣
#rockhound #rockcollector #somanyerrors #gemstones
How many errors do you see?
August 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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July 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
breakfast of champions
June 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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how to process your emotions in a healthy way (i think)

- buy a new candle
- bury ur face in a cats fur and cry
- overshare online
- tell inanimate objects to fuck off when they inconvenience you
- tell that local fae they can have your name, your last name to be exact (and then make out)
May 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this
May 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
when i die i hope you place a satsuma beside my grave
May 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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How It Started / How It's Going
April 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
🚫 succubus
🚫 incubus
✅ switchubus
April 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
me: so... are we a thing now?
RA: nunya.
me: is that just nunya or nunya with benefits?
April 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
1: Trans-Mexican
2: Bisexual, but only with monsters
3: Bisexual, but not into kink, ergo the vanilla at the bottom
4: nobody will bite you if you're not using one of the more inclusive flags
March 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Today we, the employees of Oregon Tilth, sent a letter to the executive staff and board of directors requesting voluntary recognition of our union, Oregon Tilth Workers United. With that recognition, we can begin working together with leadership to strengthen OTCO for the challenges ahead.
March 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Happy 9th birthday to my sweet, cuddly old man
February 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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*ahem*

ken fartin
Introducing the new Chair of the DNC: Ken Martin.
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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the groundhog emerges with a 3D printed gun, shoots a billionaire, and escapes on an ebike. signaling another six weeks of winter
February 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
the ravens at Golden Gate Park are super cute and have neat calls.
January 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM