Lt. Com. Alexis Chaircheck
@chaircheck.bsky.social
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Lt. Colonel in the United Nations Cosmo Navy. Fought for YOUR RIGHTS in high Jupiter orbit. He/him/sir
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retrotechdreams.bsky.social
The Dig (1995) was excellent. Who else remembers it?
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chaircheck.bsky.social
And of course theater kids DON'T have a personality, which is why they have to borrow one from the library
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utopia-defer.red
anyone else notice that the west took a turn for the worse once the concept of signaling one’s own social virtue became derogatory, almost as if cynically deriding all displays of charity and good will is indicative of a deeply cynical and nihilistic society capable of collaborating in genocide
larrrrrry.bsky.social
her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Entering the Anne Frank stage of the administration I see
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kallidorarho.bsky.social
NEW EPISODE OF MY FAVOURITE PODCAST REFERENCES WARHOUND EXPLICITLY JFLDFGKDFHGDFGKDJF
chaircheck.bsky.social
There are actually only 4 different flavors of Oreo but there are 40 different types of packaging you can choose from for each
chaircheck.bsky.social
The horror of Far Cry 5 is that it IS apolitical. Even the cult is apolitical, espousing no particular ideology, just unaligned cultness.
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF
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blynxee.bsky.social
the lengths she will go to #chainsawman #makima
First panel: *Makima biting Denji's finger* "Remember it so well that even if you go blind...you'll know its me from my bite"
Second panel: [5 MINUTES LATER]
*Makima is kneeling on the floor vomiting into a toilet*
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
In all seriousness, the "LLMs are people and you're racist if you don't like them" shit is the natural endpoint of a consumerist society in which consuming and fandom are the only modes of identity-building many people understand. Finally, a product no one can tell you not to love.
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hovermyr.bsky.social
the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
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amiyatzin.bsky.social
Worst thing about this LLM discourse is that it has completely put me off ever writing sympathetic computer characters in any kind of fiction. we'll never invent a computer brain that actually has sentience because then it would have agency, and then it might ask to not be molested by tech perverts.
chaircheck.bsky.social
I started Higurashi two days ago, thought I'd use the updated sprites because I have zero nostalgia for this series, and almost immediately switched to the Originals because...the updated ones are technically superior but have 0 (zero) identity of their own, they could be any anime girls ever
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veryimportant.lawyer
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
chaircheck.bsky.social
It's so wild to me that the Serious Business People today all have this rock solid belief that the worst thing your product can do is stand out from the competition
dragom.bsky.social
WHY DID THEY GENTRIFY THE AUDACITY LOGO
the regular audacity logo on the left (a waveform between two headphones) and the REAL NEW audacity logo on the right (flat style red headphones, where one of the headphones is a half-circle to fit with the rest of musehub's design Thing. It simultaneously looks extremely generic and like a sperm cell is flying out of a semicircle)
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dragom.bsky.social
WHY DID THEY GENTRIFY THE AUDACITY LOGO
the regular audacity logo on the left (a waveform between two headphones) and the REAL NEW audacity logo on the right (flat style red headphones, where one of the headphones is a half-circle to fit with the rest of musehub's design Thing. It simultaneously looks extremely generic and like a sperm cell is flying out of a semicircle)
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reazlepuff.bsky.social
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
phillewis.bsky.social
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
A photo of Diddy
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jtp.bsky.social
donald trump has died
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Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
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mecha-tho.bsky.social
I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!
chaircheck.bsky.social
I have a plan for a masked serial killer terrorizing a small town but he only kills people's dogs.

The theme is an agonizingly slow, dissonant version of KHIW MUCHHHH IS THAT DOGGGG IN THE WINDOWWWWW, THE ONE WITH THE WAGGLING TAAAAILLLLLL