Yoder of Kansas
@yoderofkansas.bsky.social
I like to go days without more than a few tweets, then suddenly rant a weeks worth of tweets.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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They've spent years courting people whose main mode of thinking is conspiratorial, and now they're trying to openly cover up an actual, honest-to-god conspiracy by appealing to...conspiratorial thinkers. I don't hate the symmetry
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
They've spent years courting people whose main mode of thinking is conspiratorial, and now they're trying to openly cover up an actual, honest-to-god conspiracy by appealing to...conspiratorial thinkers. I don't hate the symmetry
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LONG 2016!
GIVE IT UP FOR LOOOOOOONG 2016!
GIVE IT UP FOR LOOOOOOONG 2016!
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
LONG 2016!
GIVE IT UP FOR LOOOOOOONG 2016!
GIVE IT UP FOR LOOOOOOONG 2016!
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he just turned 41—he's going to learn how "necessary" ibuprofen is pretty quickly
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
he just turned 41—he's going to learn how "necessary" ibuprofen is pretty quickly
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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I think the main audience for the Steam Cube is gonna be people who have a large steam library but haven't upgraded their PC since like 2017. The actual PC market is a nightmare right now and something that is affordable and can handle upper middle tier games acceptably is an easy sell
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I think the main audience for the Steam Cube is gonna be people who have a large steam library but haven't upgraded their PC since like 2017. The actual PC market is a nightmare right now and something that is affordable and can handle upper middle tier games acceptably is an easy sell
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Nov. 12, 1925: A federal judge in Minnesota rules that the Department of Justice can’t arrest immigrants for crossing the U.S. border illegally, as the ban was meant only as a wartime measure during WWI. The decision by Judge William Cant tosses the convictions of 11 immigrants.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nov. 12, 1925: A federal judge in Minnesota rules that the Department of Justice can’t arrest immigrants for crossing the U.S. border illegally, as the ban was meant only as a wartime measure during WWI. The decision by Judge William Cant tosses the convictions of 11 immigrants.
Well, off to work.
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Well, off to work.
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
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alright. art friends. which one of you was it
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
alright. art friends. which one of you was it
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today on bluesky
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
today on bluesky
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
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I can’t be the only one who thought it looked like 🥺 right
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I can’t be the only one who thought it looked like 🥺 right
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![mr fella
@prolezone
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
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Quicampoix @KTPLeGallois • Aug 16, 2024
Le fetish slop sera toujours meilleur que les séries Netflix avec du WOKISME et des PRONOMS, libtard x.com/DucDeVinny/sta...
2:37 PM • Aug 16, 2024](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreieop3polv3vj47pc36cfmcex3ukndvu4hhik5lplihhncnrcia5ga@jpeg)
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
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The weather turned warmer again, which is nice as it means my right shoulder won't be hurting as much now.
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The weather turned warmer again, which is nice as it means my right shoulder won't be hurting as much now.
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the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look
I mean come on
I mean come on
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look
I mean come on
I mean come on
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nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
Man, I went to bed at like 3AM like normal, was super tired and exhausted, but couldn't get to sleep till 4am.
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Man, I went to bed at like 3AM like normal, was super tired and exhausted, but couldn't get to sleep till 4am.