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joseph reed
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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend.

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DC via VT
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Among other travesties in this statement, National Guard soldiers are not "law enforcement"
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there

PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This Thanksgiving don’t miss a single moment with your loved ones – whether heartwarming or cringeworthy. We’ll get you there! Also, if you need an escape route, we’ll be your ride. 👀 🦃 🍽️
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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witness! the holiday majesty that is the s. d. ireland holiday cement truck
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
omg
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just the worst fuckers in the world
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
👋🌭🤚
Congressional Republicans including Senator Mitch McConnell are openly blasting President Trump’s team of appeasing Russia, warning that doing so would not lead to lasting peace.
Republicans Fight With Trump’s Team Over Ukraine Talks
Senator Mitch McConnell and several other lawmakers accused President Trump’s team of appeasing the Kremlin, warning that doing so would not lead to lasting peace.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Imagine going through life like this
what?
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
”As the most powerful Texas political family in modern history, the shadow of the Bushes still hangs over America. The Trump era can be seen as a rejection of its performance but a continuation, in large part, of its substance.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
America Is Becoming Dallas
Part Two: Sprawling to Freedom
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The government telling you what to and what not to wear sure smells dystopian
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You can tell it’s fake because Zuckerberg has legs
I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
In the kitchen: I can’t believe I ever complained about being too col

Outside: I can’t believe I ever complained about being too hot
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Remember how for decades we thought amino acid in turkey called tryptophan made us sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner when was just our bodies shutting things down after housing 18,000 calories at once?
November 28, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Holy crap I have been thinking about these for years but couldn't think of the name or what to search to figure out what it was (when I was a kid I had some of these and a promotional VHS tape that contained an episode that I wore out)
Random cool trivia; there was a very short lived toyline about futuristic soldiers arming dinosaurs with high tech weaponry and using them as vehicles.

Among other cool aspects of this; the dinosaurs are VERY detailed, and look pretty great.
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM