zebbs
@zebbs.bsky.social
🍉🟦☮️🏳️⚧️Bicycle enjoyer. Rocket surgeon. Kitchen witch. Alpha gal. Freakin' Eurekan. Kind of nerdy.
'twas the morning of Christmas
and all through the house
the AC was running
'cause we live in the South
and all through the house
the AC was running
'cause we live in the South
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
'twas the morning of Christmas
and all through the house
the AC was running
'cause we live in the South
and all through the house
the AC was running
'cause we live in the South
Merry Christmas without the "cis" is Merry hrtmas 🫶🎄💉🏳️⚧️
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Merry Christmas without the "cis" is Merry hrtmas 🫶🎄💉🏳️⚧️
sooner (n.): a land thief who couldn’t even wait their turn.
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
sooner (n.): a land thief who couldn’t even wait their turn.
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accidentally bought psilocybin husk instead of psyllium husk. don't make the same mistake as me although it still makes you shit a lot if you mix five grams a day into a protein shake
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
accidentally bought psilocybin husk instead of psyllium husk. don't make the same mistake as me although it still makes you shit a lot if you mix five grams a day into a protein shake
![panel 1) "YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR"
panel 2) stick figure eating cereal says "he will never download a car"
panel 3) [screenshot of warez site with a bunch of Tesla upgrade packs, 400-500MB a piece, for autosteer, self driving, performance upgrades, beta features, etc
panel 4) [stick figure guy spitting out cereal]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3uqrb4jwb4ofqicmfesrb7n6/bafkreibivl7d3owyamu5k2l6xj3ec4k42czqepcdhcfokykqxyld27hmja@jpeg)
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
(1/2) Yesterday I was in Springdale getting my heart repaired on the U.S. taxpayers’ dime. Afterward I tried to visit 5 different Micronesian shops just to appreciate them. Every. Single. One. Was. Gone.
December 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
(1/2) Yesterday I was in Springdale getting my heart repaired on the U.S. taxpayers’ dime. Afterward I tried to visit 5 different Micronesian shops just to appreciate them. Every. Single. One. Was. Gone.
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getting felt up by gorgeous transsexuals in the charlie kirk death tent
they put up The Tent at the TPUSA conference lmao I want a pic under it soooo bad
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
getting felt up by gorgeous transsexuals in the charlie kirk death tent
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I'mma lose followers for this but it needs to be said. Chrono Trigger has been getting its dick sucked for like thirty years and damn gang we need to stop.
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'mma lose followers for this but it needs to be said. Chrono Trigger has been getting its dick sucked for like thirty years and damn gang we need to stop.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Antheas is banned from Ublue and Bazzite and contributing to either, effective immediately.
Call out over, job done, Bazzite's community and devs situation improved, all problems of my own solved. Good stuff.
Call out over, job done, Bazzite's community and devs situation improved, all problems of my own solved. Good stuff.
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Antheas is banned from Ublue and Bazzite and contributing to either, effective immediately.
Call out over, job done, Bazzite's community and devs situation improved, all problems of my own solved. Good stuff.
Call out over, job done, Bazzite's community and devs situation improved, all problems of my own solved. Good stuff.
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
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Fuck you, Epic. I don't want to have the fucking Harry Potter game even if it's free.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Fuck you, Epic. I don't want to have the fucking Harry Potter game even if it's free.
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I retract my previous support of Bazzite as a project until administration changes take place. Apply by their own Code of Conduct.
Ban or remove Antheas from staff, community, and social channels. Antheas has made FOSS devs walk away and been a sore spot of an otherwise fantastic team and project.
Ban or remove Antheas from staff, community, and social channels. Antheas has made FOSS devs walk away and been a sore spot of an otherwise fantastic team and project.
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I retract my previous support of Bazzite as a project until administration changes take place. Apply by their own Code of Conduct.
Ban or remove Antheas from staff, community, and social channels. Antheas has made FOSS devs walk away and been a sore spot of an otherwise fantastic team and project.
Ban or remove Antheas from staff, community, and social channels. Antheas has made FOSS devs walk away and been a sore spot of an otherwise fantastic team and project.
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i gotta hand it to the "let's ban african immigrants from voting" lobby, they got the one spokesman who could convince me.
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i gotta hand it to the "let's ban african immigrants from voting" lobby, they got the one spokesman who could convince me.
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If Pete ever dares leave the US again, he's likely to get arrested, taken before the Hague, and tried for war crimes.
If Pete ever dares leave the US again, he's likely to get arrested, taken before the Hague, and tried for war crimes.
Articles of impeachment introduced against Pete Hegseth
The articles were "for murder and conspiracy to murder and reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information.”
www.newsweek.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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If Pete ever dares leave the US again, he's likely to get arrested, taken before the Hague, and tried for war crimes.
If Pete ever dares leave the US again, he's likely to get arrested, taken before the Hague, and tried for war crimes.
"Yow star boy, pattern mi one curry goat wid di rice an peas dem, seen? Nuff gravy pon it. Man ah ded fi hungry. Big up yuhself!"
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Yow star boy, pattern mi one curry goat wid di rice an peas dem, seen? Nuff gravy pon it. Man ah ded fi hungry. Big up yuhself!"
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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A man was detained at an Elgin apartment complex after an extended standoff with federal goons on Saturday.
During the standoff, goons deployed several canisters of tear gas in response to protesters who threw snow and water bottles at them.
During the standoff, goons deployed several canisters of tear gas in response to protesters who threw snow and water bottles at them.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A man was detained at an Elgin apartment complex after an extended standoff with federal goons on Saturday.
During the standoff, goons deployed several canisters of tear gas in response to protesters who threw snow and water bottles at them.
During the standoff, goons deployed several canisters of tear gas in response to protesters who threw snow and water bottles at them.
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Canada has a stake calling out Pete Hegseth's murder on the seas.
In June 1918 the hospital ship Llandovery Castle was sunk. The U boat murdered survivors in the water including 14 Canadian nurses.
Canada never forgot or forgave.
We have prosecuted war crimes ever since. Sucks to be you Pete.
In June 1918 the hospital ship Llandovery Castle was sunk. The U boat murdered survivors in the water including 14 Canadian nurses.
Canada never forgot or forgave.
We have prosecuted war crimes ever since. Sucks to be you Pete.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Canada has a stake calling out Pete Hegseth's murder on the seas.
In June 1918 the hospital ship Llandovery Castle was sunk. The U boat murdered survivors in the water including 14 Canadian nurses.
Canada never forgot or forgave.
We have prosecuted war crimes ever since. Sucks to be you Pete.
In June 1918 the hospital ship Llandovery Castle was sunk. The U boat murdered survivors in the water including 14 Canadian nurses.
Canada never forgot or forgave.
We have prosecuted war crimes ever since. Sucks to be you Pete.
People use a cable for that? Oh. I just use my finger.
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
People use a cable for that? Oh. I just use my finger.