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i am loyal to my daimyo
i saw a post on reddit that made me so sad that i will be tearing up every time i think of it for quite a while i think
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
they made a scale figure of silent hill 2 abstract daddy and i don't know if they should have did that
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
ah another hard day of work done. time to wind down for the night by looking at beautiful women on the computer and clapping like a seal
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead has been one of my favorite pieces of literature since i read it at 17 and i think it's foundational to the type of guy i am
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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29 Nov 2025
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
one of the things that happens when you turn 30 is you start to appreciate the understated elegance of the telecaster
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
a couple of variants of the same bit i've been thinking about:
- guy who takes the red pill to leave the matrix so that he can eat pussy for real
- morpheus voice "you think that's pussy you're eating right now?"
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Super liking my cousin on tinder to get out of attending all future family reunions.
April 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
unironically love that over half the ads i get on ig are inscrutable but vaguely perverse looking devices and sometimes i click on the ad and i still can't figure out what it is. advertising is nearing its perfect form
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
accidentally brewed high caffeine coffee instead of decaf. but i'm gonna let god sort it out
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
one of the most intoxicating feelings in the world is finding some stupid little unimportant thing that you misplaced after multiple hours of looking in the same 5 places
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
wait a tick, your tellin me ulver and sunn o))) did a collab album
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
just found out a music video came out for "psycho killer" 5 months ago. and saoirse ronan is in it. and it's really damn good www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ54...
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
what kinda perverts are out here using transparency mode on airpods
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
honestly feeling kind of left out because I'm not on any incriminating email chains
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
was Jeffrey Epstein intellectually disabled
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
my therapist just suggested that we switch to bi-weekly appointments. and i have never felt so Betrayed
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Gun.
Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i just bought more land in the metaverse
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM