zeke (they/them)
@zekedrawsthings.bsky.social
i am in an abusive relationship with my country and sometimes draw things. my bubbe said i couldnt skip my bar mitzvah just cause i didnt believe in god.
pfp: a concerned abbie hoffman
pfp: a concerned abbie hoffman
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It’s the Portland way.
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It’s the Portland way.
"why is kid rock trending?"
oh.....
oh.....
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
"why is kid rock trending?"
oh.....
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got em!
I know Mike Johnson says there is nothing for the House to do but there is.
You see by law a budget was supposed to be in place by Sept 30th, but Rs haven’t passed one. The reason? There isn’t a GOP budget. They haven’t even started working on one. This is what the House should be doing FFS!
You see by law a budget was supposed to be in place by Sept 30th, but Rs haven’t passed one. The reason? There isn’t a GOP budget. They haven’t even started working on one. This is what the House should be doing FFS!
October 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
got em!
its actually just a really really bad ya novel
Cardiac Age: People of the Heart
Cardiac Age: People of the Heart
Never in my life have I ever read a medical report that lists "cardiac age" in it. That isn't a thing.
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
October 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
its actually just a really really bad ya novel
Cardiac Age: People of the Heart
Cardiac Age: People of the Heart
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well, there you have it
October 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
well, there you have it
hey, Trump! How about this!
We'll give you the Nobel Piece-of-Shit Prize!
#bluewave #bluenomatterwho #imabigdumbidiot
We'll give you the Nobel Piece-of-Shit Prize!
#bluewave #bluenomatterwho #imabigdumbidiot
October 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
hey, Trump! How about this!
We'll give you the Nobel Piece-of-Shit Prize!
#bluewave #bluenomatterwho #imabigdumbidiot
We'll give you the Nobel Piece-of-Shit Prize!
#bluewave #bluenomatterwho #imabigdumbidiot
just wait until I tell you about the anti-gay dudes
It’s so crazy how people ranting about “blue haired college chicks” are so clearly just horned up about blue haired college chicks
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
just wait until I tell you about the anti-gay dudes
things in whoville woulda been a lot better if the grinches hog has grown two sizes A WHILE AGO
People always talk about the grinches heart but they never bring up his jumbo sized hog
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
things in whoville woulda been a lot better if the grinches hog has grown two sizes A WHILE AGO
love that so far our symbols of revolution are a flying sandwich and inflatable frog
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
love that so far our symbols of revolution are a flying sandwich and inflatable frog
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
"everyone must post the right way" while the real damage is done by the actual social media companies is some real "if you dont recycle global warming is your fault" energy
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"everyone must post the right way" while the real damage is done by the actual social media companies is some real "if you dont recycle global warming is your fault" energy
"if enough people like hearing what you say you can only say certain things"
stfu loser
stfu loser
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"if enough people like hearing what you say you can only say certain things"
stfu loser
stfu loser
"shes an anarchist but shes a literal federal employee"
March 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
"shes an anarchist but shes a literal federal employee"
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Correct. Thank you, Congressman Don Beyer. If I can add some advice say the words "Elon Musk's Government Shutdown" as often as you can
The richest man in the world says he wants to shut down the government, forcing millions of American workers - including our troops - to go without pay through the holidays.
Republicans are following his orders. This is insane.
Republicans are following his orders. This is insane.
December 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Correct. Thank you, Congressman Don Beyer. If I can add some advice say the words "Elon Musk's Government Shutdown" as often as you can
they sure dont make the macys day parade like they used to i tell you what
November 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
they sure dont make the macys day parade like they used to i tell you what
problematic clout gap? you mean someone has an unhealthy obsession with the internet and one doesnt?
sorry but “problematic clout gap” is still the fucking funniest thing anyone has ever said and I have so much respect for an Offline Person crafting like the perfect Too Online joke
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 AM
problematic clout gap? you mean someone has an unhealthy obsession with the internet and one doesnt?
its not "the Joos" its the evil indescribable global group of zionists... I am an ally
November 23, 2024 at 8:55 AM
its not "the Joos" its the evil indescribable global group of zionists... I am an ally
whatthe fuck happened on bluesky while I was gone
is "rape is bad" a problematic stance or something
I mean, they're advocating for the rape of animals, not really "puritan" to say that's wrong.
November 23, 2024 at 8:37 AM
whatthe fuck happened on bluesky while I was gone
if theres a word you wont event type maybe dont advocate for it being brought back
November 23, 2024 at 8:34 AM
if theres a word you wont event type maybe dont advocate for it being brought back
tired: israel shouldnt exist
wired: borders shouldn't exist
wired: borders shouldn't exist
November 23, 2024 at 8:17 AM
tired: israel shouldnt exist
wired: borders shouldn't exist
wired: borders shouldn't exist
@feraljokes.bsky.social jake be real you got bullied off this site for sucking and then you came back by trying to make fun of the guy who told us you sucked
November 23, 2024 at 8:11 AM
@feraljokes.bsky.social jake be real you got bullied off this site for sucking and then you came back by trying to make fun of the guy who told us you sucked
hinge profile photos of the guy you screenshot to make fun of
November 23, 2024 at 8:08 AM
hinge profile photos of the guy you screenshot to make fun of
honestly jake we wish you had died
Logging on here and seeing all these accounts that quit Twitter a year ago and I forgot existed makes me feel like I died
November 23, 2024 at 8:06 AM
honestly jake we wish you had died
epic enough some half-assed unemployed comedian grasping for attention quoted someone with no following
sorry that theo von isnt still doing bringer shows in the belly room for you
sorry that theo von isnt still doing bringer shows in the belly room for you
Epic post!!!!
who invited this guy
November 23, 2024 at 8:04 AM
epic enough some half-assed unemployed comedian grasping for attention quoted someone with no following
sorry that theo von isnt still doing bringer shows in the belly room for you
sorry that theo von isnt still doing bringer shows in the belly room for you