Ghislaine Maxwell Jacob Friedman
@zenmasterw.bsky.social
my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for fifty seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Deleted Scenes from Its a Wonderful Life
jimmy stewart voice: I'll fuck your wife
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Deleted Scenes from Its a Wonderful Life
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
I’m not a very sappy person but the ending of “Scrooged” always works on me. The secret miracle of “just be kind and help each other”.
youtu.be/9rznhiJXdR4
youtu.be/9rznhiJXdR4
End speech from Scrooged
YouTube video by Gregory Seid
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December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m not a very sappy person but the ending of “Scrooged” always works on me. The secret miracle of “just be kind and help each other”.
youtu.be/9rznhiJXdR4
youtu.be/9rznhiJXdR4
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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This is what being a continental philosopher feels like and that’s why the analytics hate us
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is what being a continental philosopher feels like and that’s why the analytics hate us
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I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
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profoundly damning of american discourse that these epstein photos are causing people to say “omg he had sex toys and shibari equipment ew” and not “the systemic abuse of women and girls is a banal fact of elite american life”
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
profoundly damning of american discourse that these epstein photos are causing people to say “omg he had sex toys and shibari equipment ew” and not “the systemic abuse of women and girls is a banal fact of elite american life”
Didn’t this dipshit quit this place already because we weren’t sufficiently kissing his ass? GO AWAY DUDE
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Didn’t this dipshit quit this place already because we weren’t sufficiently kissing his ass? GO AWAY DUDE
This is going immediately into the “mandatory holiday songs” rotation.
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is going immediately into the “mandatory holiday songs” rotation.
This turd sucks so fucking bad.
NEW: As if it wasn't enough to be working for Dr. Oz, the nearly 7000 employees of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services are now getting weekly emails from him hectoring them to eat less. This is from @leahfeiger.bsky.social
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This turd sucks so fucking bad.
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GIRLFRIEND: why do you listen to such stressful music?
ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?
ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
GIRLFRIEND: why do you listen to such stressful music?
ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?
ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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It's not often that us medievalists encounter an ACTUAL DRAGON in our work, but here is one burninating the countryside and also the city of Laon.
Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy).
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky
Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy).
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not often that us medievalists encounter an ACTUAL DRAGON in our work, but here is one burninating the countryside and also the city of Laon.
Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy).
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky
Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy).
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky
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Vote Assbott/Assbutt 2016
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Vote Assbott/Assbutt 2016
LET ASSBUTT BUY THE HAT
why can’t i buy the Outrunners hats, why would you wear something so awesome in a store promo and not have it available on the website
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TELL 'EM, Turbo Floyd, Truth Magnum and Dalton Castle!
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
LET ASSBUTT BUY THE HAT
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All this is just an app on your phone having a nightmare you can't find your way out of
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
All this is just an app on your phone having a nightmare you can't find your way out of
The unbelievable inhumanity in this claim is something else.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The unbelievable inhumanity in this claim is something else.
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it's so easy not to be racist
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
it's so easy not to be racist
Panera paying you to run ads for them on Bluesky Assbot?
“come pay $20 for microwaved food” no thanks I'm good on this web site now
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Panera paying you to run ads for them on Bluesky Assbot?
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why can't this be us
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
why can't this be us
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He should b executed
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He should b executed