Zeph
@zenny.bsky.social
it/she/they
"Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying."
"Sunrise, Parabellum. Sunrise, Prepare-for-War. It's an old revolutionary saying."
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
can someone just launch the first nuke already im bored of all the foreplay
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
can someone just launch the first nuke already im bored of all the foreplay
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Ahhhh the trans-Zapatista elegance of sidestepping disingenuous arguments with a very no nonsense “Act right or I’ll fkn drop u” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Ahhhh the trans-Zapatista elegance of sidestepping disingenuous arguments with a very no nonsense “Act right or I’ll fkn drop u” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This goes out to all the “fuck yr feelings, but mine r delicate boo hoo” RW TERF crew who live to bring misery n deny our existence, daily.
Step lightly bitches, I roll w the force of mis antepasadxs 🤎❤️🔥💖 n i’ve been TOO kind
#Trans #History #TransHistory #Mexico #Haters #Cuidado #Transgender #Lol
Step lightly bitches, I roll w the force of mis antepasadxs 🤎❤️🔥💖 n i’ve been TOO kind
#Trans #History #TransHistory #Mexico #Haters #Cuidado #Transgender #Lol
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
This goes out to all the “fuck yr feelings, but mine r delicate boo hoo” RW TERF crew who live to bring misery n deny our existence, daily.
Step lightly bitches, I roll w the force of mis antepasadxs 🤎❤️🔥💖 n i’ve been TOO kind
#Trans #History #TransHistory #Mexico #Haters #Cuidado #Transgender #Lol
Step lightly bitches, I roll w the force of mis antepasadxs 🤎❤️🔥💖 n i’ve been TOO kind
#Trans #History #TransHistory #Mexico #Haters #Cuidado #Transgender #Lol
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😳😳😳
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
😳😳😳
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Called my rep, told her I'd rather have no immigration enforcement at all than what's happening now. There's no reason that "we'll always have a deportation force" other than that's what we're choosing. Imagine harder.
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Called my rep, told her I'd rather have no immigration enforcement at all than what's happening now. There's no reason that "we'll always have a deportation force" other than that's what we're choosing. Imagine harder.
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He’s so disappointing & should shut the fuck up if he isn’t outraged & calling to defund. Everyone knows what abolish ICE means. He’s just another lackey parroting the out of touch consultant speak. We’re fed up! Stand up & do something!!
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
He’s so disappointing & should shut the fuck up if he isn’t outraged & calling to defund. Everyone knows what abolish ICE means. He’s just another lackey parroting the out of touch consultant speak. We’re fed up! Stand up & do something!!
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Amazon doing a Fallout competition show makes me wonder if they see the series as a tragic tale about the misunderstood brilliance of Vault-Tec
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Amazon doing a Fallout competition show makes me wonder if they see the series as a tragic tale about the misunderstood brilliance of Vault-Tec
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when your wife ask you for spam and rice at midnight but you went to culinary school and are performative as fuck
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
when your wife ask you for spam and rice at midnight but you went to culinary school and are performative as fuck
zeph core thread from tumblr since it’s where i’m most active:
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
zeph core thread from tumblr since it’s where i’m most active:
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The thing is it's just gonna get worse and worse and worse forever.
Unless there's some kind of massive violent outburst.
Unless there's some kind of massive violent outburst.
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The thing is it's just gonna get worse and worse and worse forever.
Unless there's some kind of massive violent outburst.
Unless there's some kind of massive violent outburst.
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marriage is a mutualistic partnership which evolved to hide cum from god in the one place he wouldn't dare look
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
marriage is a mutualistic partnership which evolved to hide cum from god in the one place he wouldn't dare look
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This seems significant: not a FORMER DHS official, but a SENIOR (current) one saying the officer who fired acted counter to training.
This is not an admin that admits mistakes. And they are hanging this guy out to dry on Day One.
I think they know this is bad. Really bad.
This is not an admin that admits mistakes. And they are hanging this guy out to dry on Day One.
I think they know this is bad. Really bad.
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This seems significant: not a FORMER DHS official, but a SENIOR (current) one saying the officer who fired acted counter to training.
This is not an admin that admits mistakes. And they are hanging this guy out to dry on Day One.
I think they know this is bad. Really bad.
This is not an admin that admits mistakes. And they are hanging this guy out to dry on Day One.
I think they know this is bad. Really bad.
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This is Trump’s masked ICE agent, who shot the woman in Minneapolis, fleeing from the scene about 90 seconds after the shooting.
You can hear a witness yelling, “Don’t let the murderer leave.”
You can hear a witness yelling, “Don’t let the murderer leave.”
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
This is Trump’s masked ICE agent, who shot the woman in Minneapolis, fleeing from the scene about 90 seconds after the shooting.
You can hear a witness yelling, “Don’t let the murderer leave.”
You can hear a witness yelling, “Don’t let the murderer leave.”
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December 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
live action one piece luffy not having sandals is lowkey such an immersion breaker for me
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
live action one piece luffy not having sandals is lowkey such an immersion breaker for me
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wehhhh anxiety vomiting
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
wehhhh anxiety vomiting
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I do worry that we’ve left DOGE to slither away without accountability or any transparency. Big Balls, anyone?
But what if DOGE was just the battering ram to get into government databases, rake the budgets, and then retool their technology in order to begin an AI enabled mass persuasion campaign?
But what if DOGE was just the battering ram to get into government databases, rake the budgets, and then retool their technology in order to begin an AI enabled mass persuasion campaign?
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I do worry that we’ve left DOGE to slither away without accountability or any transparency. Big Balls, anyone?
But what if DOGE was just the battering ram to get into government databases, rake the budgets, and then retool their technology in order to begin an AI enabled mass persuasion campaign?
But what if DOGE was just the battering ram to get into government databases, rake the budgets, and then retool their technology in order to begin an AI enabled mass persuasion campaign?
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DOGE set out to break things and kill people and we can all say with unequivocal certainty that it sure did do that
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
DOGE set out to break things and kill people and we can all say with unequivocal certainty that it sure did do that
having nothing that feels like a purpose or goal is so hard :(
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
having nothing that feels like a purpose or goal is so hard :(