Ziggy Pudding 🤶
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she/her, minors DNI
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Ziggy Pudding 🤶
@ziggy.is.goblin.fyi
· Aug 9
I’m not “vomiting outside” I’m feeding the birds
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i'm like the sisyphus of eating pussy
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm like the sisyphus of eating pussy
I HATE LIQUID GLASS
I HATE LIQUID GLASS
I JUST WANT TO DO MY JOB
I HATE LIQUID GLASS
I JUST WANT TO DO MY JOB
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I HATE LIQUID GLASS
I HATE LIQUID GLASS
I JUST WANT TO DO MY JOB
I HATE LIQUID GLASS
I JUST WANT TO DO MY JOB
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I'm glad I spent my entire thirties rewiring my brain because now I can spend this next decade immersed in smooth jazz instead of abnormal psychology.
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm glad I spent my entire thirties rewiring my brain because now I can spend this next decade immersed in smooth jazz instead of abnormal psychology.
Getting roofied at Applebee's AMA
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Getting roofied at Applebee's AMA
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my landlord is pounding on the wall and shouting but it won’t stop me. i’ll post Moss Monday and ultimately there’s nothing he can do about it
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
my landlord is pounding on the wall and shouting but it won’t stop me. i’ll post Moss Monday and ultimately there’s nothing he can do about it
Every day is a new opportunity to lose your fucking earring backing 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Every day is a new opportunity to lose your fucking earring backing 🥰
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my large adult son fizzes in his beaker, insolent bubbles crackling at me from across the kitchen. "soda arc" he tells me, "soda mode". i caught him in the fridge mingling with a dr pepper. none of this is in god's plan
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
my large adult son fizzes in his beaker, insolent bubbles crackling at me from across the kitchen. "soda arc" he tells me, "soda mode". i caught him in the fridge mingling with a dr pepper. none of this is in god's plan
Happy Brown Friday everyone, maybe avoid the upstairs bathroom for a bit
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Brown Friday everyone, maybe avoid the upstairs bathroom for a bit
Big wins for the sleepy with the addition of poster restoration videos to the algorithm
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Big wins for the sleepy with the addition of poster restoration videos to the algorithm
I feel seen by my girl. I, too, offer to kms at any inconvenience
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I feel seen by my girl. I, too, offer to kms at any inconvenience
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we only make turkey once a year because it takes so fuckin the long there is a federally enforced holiday to do it nobody has time to cook a whole fuckass turkey when we're working all the time
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
we only make turkey once a year because it takes so fuckin the long there is a federally enforced holiday to do it nobody has time to cook a whole fuckass turkey when we're working all the time
dragon who hoards gold bc he doesn't feel comfortable spending it on himself
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
dragon who hoards gold bc he doesn't feel comfortable spending it on himself
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Having a job is worse for your brain than any drug you can take
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Having a job is worse for your brain than any drug you can take
I'm glad Wilds performance is so bad on PC that Valve blackmailed them into the Dota collab
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm glad Wilds performance is so bad on PC that Valve blackmailed them into the Dota collab
getting FOMO about AI psychosis
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
getting FOMO about AI psychosis
running a wistful hand down the screen like a lost love free my boy @nycmayor.bsky.social
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
running a wistful hand down the screen like a lost love free my boy @nycmayor.bsky.social
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i hope i never learn about another comedian as long as i live man i’ve had it with these guys i have no reason to know what a tim dillon is
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i hope i never learn about another comedian as long as i live man i’ve had it with these guys i have no reason to know what a tim dillon is
first Halloween in the suburbs, if I see a toddler labubu I'm going to shoot myself in the mouth
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
first Halloween in the suburbs, if I see a toddler labubu I'm going to shoot myself in the mouth
I wish I was fries
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I wish I was fries
sunn O))) is great flight music holy
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
sunn O))) is great flight music holy
Girls wouldn’t have to wash their hands if guys didn’t exist
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Girls wouldn’t have to wash their hands if guys didn’t exist
I just saw a law that exempts sales tax on admission to "roof gardens and cabarets" dude what is the legal system
NEW YORK CHARGES SALES TAX ON GUMBALL MACHINES??
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I just saw a law that exempts sales tax on admission to "roof gardens and cabarets" dude what is the legal system
NEW YORK CHARGES SALES TAX ON GUMBALL MACHINES??
October 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
NEW YORK CHARGES SALES TAX ON GUMBALL MACHINES??
Hold on girlie the third edit's the charm
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hold on girlie the third edit's the charm